Duck Dodgers

* FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE *

* BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *

* DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *

* PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK *

* DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY *

* IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY

DIVERT ALL POWER TO THE FORWARD LASER CANNONS.

EH-BU-BU, THE ENERGY CORE ISN'T DESIGNED TO--

THAT'S AN ORDER, CADET.

EH-BU-BU, THE ENERGY CORE IS GOING TO EXPLODE!

WE CAN'T GIVE UP NOW!

ALMOST THERE.

THAT SHOULD DO IT.

IMPRESSIVE USE OF LINE, IS IT NOT, CADET?

EH-BU-BU, THE ENERGY CORE IS GOING TO EXPLODE.

[MACHINERY CLATTERING AND WHINING]

WHAT WAS THAT?

EH-BU-BU, THE ENERGY CORE EXPLODED.

WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?!

ACTIVATE THE AUXILIARY ENERGY CORE!

B-B-BUT WE DON'T HAVE AN AUXILIARY.

WHAT?!

Y-Y-YOU BURNED IT OUT

WHEN YOU USED THE ROCKET THRUSTER

TO M-M-MAKE TOAST.

CAN'T A GUY ENJOY A CRISPY ENGLISH MUFFIN AROUND HERE?

CAN'T HE?

I--I'VE DETERMINED THAT OUR PRESENT COURSE OF ACTION

IS T-T-TO DRIFT, F-F-FREEZE,

S-S-STARVE, AND D-D-DIE.

SETTLE DOWN, REGIS.

DON'T FORGET THAT I'M A VALUABLE SPACE CAPTAIN

OF THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE.

I'M SURE THEY'LL SEND A RESCUE SHIP.

HA HA HA! WHO'S MY LITTLE PIGGIE?

ARE YOU MY LITTLE PIGGIE?

SI, SENOR.

I'M YOUR L-L-LITTLE PIGGIE.

THAT'S RIGHT,

AND YOU WOULD NEVER GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

EH HA HA HA!

SIR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU CAME BACK!

OH, WHY DID YOU EVER LEAVE ME?

I-I-I HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

NOW I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO!

A SHIP.

A SHIP! A SHIP! A SHIP!

UH-OH.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, UH-OH?

JUST AS I THOUGHT.

IT'S A M-M-MARTIAN SHIP.

YECCH! I HATE THAT GUY.

BUT THIS DOES GIVE ME AN IDEA.

I--I DON'T KNOW, CAPTAIN.

YOUR IDEAS ARE USUALLY EH-STU-STU-EH-RISKY.

YEAH, RISKY LIKE A FOX.

QUIT FUSSING, CADET. I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

I FEEL RIDIC-EH-RIDIC-EH-SILLY.

JUST DON'T FORGET THE PLAN.

I'LL SNEAK ON-BOARD AND STEAL THE ENERGY CORE

WHILE YOU KEEP THE LITTLE RUNT BUSY

WITH YOUR FEMININE CHARMS.

BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY F-F-FEMININE CHARMS.

OF COURSE YOU DO! I DO?

WHY, YOU LOOK TOP DRAWER; THE CAT'S PAJAMAS.

IN FACT, YOU'RE A REAL HOT POTATER.

GO ON AND SAY IT.

I DON'T WANNA.

SAY IT!

UH, I'M A HOT POTATER.

YOU'VE GOTTA WORK IT, SISTER!

I'M A HOT POTATER.

THERE YOU GO.

I'M A HOT POTATER.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, COOL YOUR JETS, CADET.

Voice: ATTENTION, SHUTTLECRAFT.

AAH!

INITIATE VISUAL CONTACT.

I BRING YOU GREETIN'S, COMMANDER,

AND M-M-MANY THANKS FROM MY RACE OF SPACE VIXENS

FOR THE RESCUE OF MYSELF, V-V-VIXEN PRINCESS.

I WOULD JUST LOVE THE OPPORTUNITY

TO L-L-LAND ON-BOARD YOUR L-L-LITTLE OLD SHIP.

Marvin: OH MY, YES.

PLEASE PROCEED TO THE FORWARD SPACE DOCK.

REMEMBER, JUST HAVE FUN WITH THIS,

AND LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE.

NOW, TO FIND THE ENERGY CORE.

THE OLD VENTILATION-SYSTEM TRICK.

WONDER WHY THESE THINGS ARE NEVER GUARDED?

HUH?

AAAAH!

GOT TO HANG ON.

IF I CAN WEDGE THIS ROD IN JUST RIGHT,

MIGHT BE ABLE TO STOP THE FAN BEFORE BEING CUT TO RIBBONS.

YEEOW!

AND THIS OVER HERE IS OUR NEGATIVE IODE PLANET SPLITTER.

UH. GREAT.

HEY, EH, DON'T Y'ALL EVER DO

ANYTHING FUN AROUND HERE?

FUN?

HMM. ACCORDING TO MY QUADRICORDER,

THE ENERGY CORE SHOULD BE RIGHT BEHIND THIS DOOR.

RAAAUGH!

GOTTA THINK FAST. MUST PLAY DEAD. YEWH.

WHEEE!

W-W-WHEEE!