L'amore e altre seghe mentali

"Pomacanthus Paru",

also called "Angel of the Caribbean angel".

The only monogamous fish: they dedicate to the partner all their existence.

These animals are among the few to have including the deepest sense of love:

dedicate yourself completely to the other,

with everything themselves, in full sincerity and for life.

But you are a man, you are not a fish. So, forget it.

Completely dedicate yourself to another person It can only bring you to one thing:

be inexorably fucked.

- So, honey, did you choose? - Yes.

Feel, but these so ... Can my son manage them alone?

I mean, just give him the feed, right?

You must also clean the aquarium, put the anti -aging and change the filter.

Ah, the anti -aging ...

Excuse me, but he would not have something ... less demanding?

You see? What did I tell you? Not even your mother wants commitments.

Do you let me guess: is you separated?

- Yes. - I would have sworn to it.

Eh, well, stay together requires commitment, sacrifice, put yourself a little aside.

And she didn't make it, she preferred destroy everything by fucking you,

that perhaps you also suffered us.

Now he has put himself back on the market, opened a nice Tinder profile,

it is full of requests And finally he feels desired.

But how do you allow it?

A new match?

But she is really ... a peasant!

Bait. Here are no fish for her.

- Let's go. - But ...

And anyway I don't set foot here!

Masturbated

cabin 1, ten minutes.

- Hi, Zaho. - Good morning, Guido. The usual 10 minutes?

No, 20. I want to do calmly.

Ok.

Cabin 2, 20 minutes.

Masturbated

Masturbated

HI! Welcome to "Jerk Off".

- HI. - Choose a category.

- "Latin". - No.

"Teen".

No.

- "Big Boobs". - No.

- "VIP". - No. "VIP" already done.

- Create a character from your memory. - stops.

You want to reconstruct a real character drawing on your memories?

- Yes. - well.

Where do you want to set your imagination?

- "Beach". - No.

- "Luxury villa". - No.

"Mountain chalet".

No. "white limbo".

Excellent choice.

Now you just have to think intensely To the character you want to reconstruct.

Wait. The system is recreating from your memory the desired character.

Have fun.

And anyway I don't set foot here!

Mom, but ... where are we?

In my saw. Disappear.

- but ... - SSH. Stripped.

But...

What is he doing?

"Smorzacandela".

"Doggy style".

"Table spoon".

Then you see it What do you commit yourself to you?

"Crab".

"Balance".

Excuse me ... I committed myself too much?

Eh, I would say yes. "Balance".

Good.

So, Roberta, do you see? This is the head and this is the body.

- What is the body? - Oh my God, it's true.

Look what he does now. Move the little hands.

- Oh my God, it's gorgeous. - What are the little hands?

Wait, I'll make you turn ... here.

- Here is the nose. - Oh my God, love ...

I don't see it. What is the nose?

That, Armando. That's the nose, don't you see it?

No ... Ah! Here, maybe ...

Ok, perfect, we're done.

Take, Roberta. You can cover yourself now.

Thank you.

Love! Mom makes you a little brother.

But is there a DVD to see the images?

- Yes. - because I haven't seen anything.

The nose, I was for ... then went away.

Maybe it's glasses. I lost everything, I haven't seen anything.

I'm there, I don't see anything.

And he didn't calculate me, As if I didn't exist.

I'm the father, tell me something, right?

- You said he's a man, right? - Yes, why?

You make your wife go From a man's gynecologist?

I don't "do it go", it's the gynecologist. He also followed Zaira, it's always him.

- mm ... - What, "mm"?

- Have you seen "The Mutua gynecologist"? - Yes.

The character of Montagnani all "fuck" them.

But it's a movie!

Takes inspiration from real things, It is not a science fiction film.

Anyway, happy you, that's okay.

But you think a gynecologist Are you going to excite with a patient?

In your opinion, the gynecologist Don't Beyoncé don't get excited?

Beyoncé?

A gynecologist will have it, Or carano via email?

- But how do these things come? - reasoning ...

Why does a man want to study gynecology? To cure something he doesn't even have?

For the love of medicine, of life.

to bring to the world children. It will be nice, right?

That's alibi. How to say: "Let's do The war to bring democracy ".

- For that wars are made? - The wars?

Wars! They are made for the money, power, raw materials.

If you think about it, also oil wells They are huge black holes, aren't they?

Oh! There is a place there, A parking lot, don't get it fucking.

To say, no? I'm writing With this, I asked her for photos.

Put the credit card, 25 euros and she sent you.

Then there are those who send the videos, used linen ...

- How, "used"? - If not what is the taste?

It is an erotic social, not a haberdashery.

- She sells your feet nails. - Eh?

For 80 euros if it cuts and sent you.

But 80 euros only one foot or 80 euros both?

It's a good question.

Do you want me to write them? Are you curious, do you want to know?

- No, it was like that to know. - Now I'm curious.

You are sick.

It is you who are bigoted. This is female emancipation.

A prostitute site?

They are entrepreneurs, "Content Creator" ...

have understood that with theirs body can do what they want.

- Were chickpea soups for you? - Yes, dear! Thank you.

- Here you are. And what. - Here.

No! What the fuck ...

Madonna, what did I combine? I fell all of me.

I noticed it.

Aspects, I think about it ... Sorry, I didn't want to ...

- No, no, no! - That's worse!

- What's going on here? - Nothing, some soup has fallen.

Yes, nothing, in short ...

- Giulia ... - Sorry, I "played" ...

Okay, he washes. Nothing happened.

I bring you another, what do you say?

No, do one thing: if you give me a spoon, I eat it from the floor.

Giulia, of course you have to bring another. Come on, hurry up!

Sorry, really.

What should I tell you? I'm sorry, Giulia is new.

- Look... - Now I clean immediately.

Did you understand? She is new, the pants They are old, nothing happened.

Think there are people who pays to get a pee on you.

What the fuck does it have to do with it?

No, it was so, to say. She takes 150 euros, I swear.

He pees in a jar and sent you.

Still hot, look.

"What about the waitress?"

"An imperative that cannot Not even to bring a dish to the table. "

"A fatal mix of awkwardness ..."

Indeed, no ...

"... of stubbornness and ineptitude."

"The question is only one:

Why such a do you insist on serving at the tables? "

Hi, Zaho. Do I still have time?

Just ten minutes, then I have to close.

Ok, I get rid.

Cabin 2.

Is the chickpea soup for you?

Ah ... hello.

HI.

Stripped.

But...

What the fuck does it happen?

- But what is that thing? - What do I know, it is you who thought about it.

No, I thought: "Take the bird".

Ah ... eh ...

"Doggy style".

Oh my God, how cute ...

Oh, but you ... zero? That is, are you not really capable?

"Table spoon".

- What is it? - don't you see it? It's a spoon.

How, "a spoon"? But what the fuck does it happen?

"Balance".

"Balance"!

Oh, I said "scale", huh!

I said "scale"!

He fell asleep. But it is useless, We have to bring it from the pediatrician.

- Eh? - Zaira has the muchs, breathe badly.

I don't remember what he prescribed last time. What was it, a broncomculciate?

Fuck!

He always beats me, he is very strong.

Were you saying something, love?

No, nothing, leave it alone.

- Goodnight, love. - Good night.

"Are we leafing in" Faffo "?

Eh?

Do we want to have sex?

- Meaning what? - On Saturday we skipped.