Suit Yourself or Shoot Yourself!! The Heist (勝手にしやがれ！！　強奪計画)

KSS Presents

Shô Aikawa

Kôyô Maeda

Yûji! Yûji!

SUIT YOURSELF OR SHOOT YOURSELF: 'The Heist'

Hurry, damn it!

With Natsumi Nanase

Shun Sugata Jun Kunimura

Ren Ôsugi Yoriko Dôguchi

Directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa

Pay up! You buy something, you pay for it.

I didn't buy anything. What's there to pay for?

You said you'd pay Akane 300,000 yen a month!

Akane? Who's she?

How can you say that?

She quit work at the club! She can't pay her rent!

Oh, her... now I remember.

You've got it wrong. She believes in free love.

Yûji, listen to this guy!

What are you doing?

You're kidding, aren't you?

Get him off me, will you?!

Right!

Sorry, sir. He's stuck fast!

You're breaking my back!

That was easy!

You always think of a different way to do it.

Kôsaku...

what you do is scare them, without getting rough.

That's the trick.

He was scared.

Yep!

And who said you guys could shake people down around here?

We didn't do anything... did we, Kôsaku?

Bullshit!

No, it's not... is it, Kôsaku?

That garage owner is a customer of ours.

Garage owner? What garage owner?

We'd better apologise, Yûji.

Listen guys, we're really sorry about all this...

"I'm sorry" doesn't cut it with the yakuza!

This isn't good!

I hate this!

You go that way!

Time to go home, everyone! The bus is leaving.

Come on, Hiroki... you too, Yoshimi and Ryo!

Bye bye! Take care!

See you tomorrow!

I appreciate this.

It'll hurt for a few days, but you won't need a doctor.

No?

Well, I've got work to do.

Hey!

Yes?

This is...

the only way I can think of to thank you.

Call it a consultation fee.

No, thanks.

No, you've got to take it.

Even if it is only a little bit of money.

Thank you for offering, but I can't accept this.

"Today's a great day!"

Morning! Give me a cup of instant noodles. 30 yen, right?

Whoops! Dropped it! Thanks!

Let's go home and eat!

Yûji! I've got something to tell you.

No, maybe I shouldn't say... but I've got to!

Listen, Yûji...

No, it's too embarrassing!

Tell him!

Yûji! I'm thinking of getting married.

There! I told him.

Huh?

Yûji? Hey! Are you listening to me?

What?

I'm getting married!

I feel like a fool!

Oh.

Huh? Hey, I'm serious!

Aren't you going to ask me who it is? Or when?

When?

Well, I don't know yet... We both have to decide that.

Even if I named a date, we'd both have to agree on it.

Her name's Candy, from 'New York'.

A foreigner? Good for you.

Not New York! 'New York', the nightclub at the station!

Oh.

I'm serious this time.

She's beautiful, she's got a great smile...

an angel's smile.

Kôsaku...

I met one. An angel.

A real angel.

A kindergarten teacher...

That's great! The perfect job for an angel.

It's not great!

Yûji's in a daze all day.

He doesn't hear when you talk, he can't eat...

Don't worry about it, Kôsaku. They call that being lovesick.

But Sensei... Yûji's never really fallen in love before!

Yeah... he's had girlfriends since he was in high school...

but true love, maybe not.

Kôsaku...

what's this receipt for?

Pervert!

This is very awkward.

Take them as being for everyone at the kindergarten.

We're not a charity here. This is a business.

I tended to your injuries strictly as a professional.

Wait...

Let me make myself clear. I've never felt like this before.

'Like this'? Like what?

It's like you live in a world I don't know anything about.

It's like if I hadn't stumbled into it the other day...

I'd have lived my whole life, not knowing it was there.

You're mistaken.

Yeah?

Come here.

Children aren't pure-hearted little darlings.

They're cruel, thoughtless and selfish.

But they become adults, and so they need training.

Is 'training' the right word for it?

They learn to go in the direction they're told.

Just like you'd train a dog.

You don't play with flowers like that! Who started this?

Anyway, it's time to go in. Go wash your hands.

Don't treat flowers like that!

Sorry I'm late, Yûji.

Candy's waiting at the club. Let's go.

Don't you want to meet her?

She's my fiancee! She's like family!

Kôsaku...

for an angel, every day is a battle.

Huh?

Today just blew me away.

What?

- I'm going home. Hey...

I've got things to think about.

But what about Candy?

Sorry...

I don't want to be anywhere sleazy tonight.

Wait a minute! Candy's not sleazy!

Kôsaku...

go out and enjoy life.

I'll walk my own road.

These are nice.

Yûji!

Come on.

Yûji!

Huh?

I brought Candy along.

Come on in. Don't stand around on the doorstep.

Hello!

Candy...

You'll have to forgive me - I'm a little bit down tonight.

Sorry.

Aren't you...

Huh?!

What, do you guys know each other?

Kind of...

So you have been to 'New York', then!

No...

This is...

a joke!

What?

It is!

No, it's not.

It is!

Yûji's kindergarten angel is a bar hostess! Hilarious!

What's so funny?

Well, you've got to admit it's strange.

What? That I'm a bar hostess?

Or that a bar hostess teaches kindergarten?

That's not what I mean!

Kindergarten teacher or not, you're still Candy!

Stop calling me that.

When you were drunk you asked me to marry you.

I wasn't drunk! I meant it!

Do you know my real name?

It's Ryôko Sakaki. I go by 'Candy' at the bar.

Were you going to call me Candy forever?

Whatever.

Don't go!

Goodbye.

Wait!

There's a reason you're working there.

Tell me what it is.

I don't know if it'll help...

Yûji, are you OK? Were you drinking?

Get lost!

How would you know how I feel?

You know what happened?

Candy... or Ryôko...

She dumped me.

To hell with her!

She told me why she was working as a hostess.

I don't want to hear it!

Her father's sick. She needs money.

She likes teaching kindergarten...

and hostessing is the best job outside those hours.