The Secret Life of Pets 2

- - Stop-ah!

Stop-ah!

- -

- -Uh...

Illumination!

Ah, kids.

- -Everybody loves them, right?

- -You probably love kids.

Hey!

I gotta admit...

I don't.

That's me, by the way. I'm Max.

I'm the little dog right there,

grateful I'm not being piled on by a horde of children.

Wait for me!

Ugh! Can you believe that?

Having a kid looks like fun.

Nah, man. It ain't fun.

I'm telling you, once the humans bring a kid home,

your life ain't the same.

- -

Seen it a billion times.

It changes you.

Now, I thought I never had to worry

about any of that, but then one day...

- -

-...my owner Katie... -Hey.

...met Chuck.

Are you okay?

Oh...

Uh... Yeah.

A little while later, they're married.

Hi, guys!

- Which... It's great. -

Chuck is really... He's a good guy.

-But then something happened. -Aw...

Katie and Chuck had a kid of their own.

His name's Liam.

At first, he slept all the time.

Dreaming about, you know, whatever it is that babies dream about.

Who's a cute little baby?

He had his place...

-You little cutie pie. -

...and I had mine.

Things seemed like they were gonna be fine.

- -What?

Until he started talking.

And eventually, he started crawling.

Sort of.

And suddenly, my own home wasn't safe anymore.

- -

There was a tiny monster taking it over.

Now I did my best to keep a safe distance.

But then one day,

Liam did something I never expected.

Max!

I love you, Max.

- And from then on... -

...everything was different.

Duke and I, we became like role models to him.

What can I say? The kid's a fan.

-We try to be a good influence. -

Whoa!

And we help him out whenever we can.

This kid gets us.

- -

- -Bubbles!

Yeah, we have fun.

Bubbles!

And by the way, I'm still not a kid person.

I'm talking about this kid. This is my kid.

He's perfect.

And I'm never gonna let anything bad happen to him.

But I got to say, keeping Liam safe is a full-time job.

- Ah. -

- No, no, no. -Ah...

- -Uh...

- -All right.

Hey. Uh, hello.

Everything's cool.

Uh, we don't... We don't want any trouble.

- -

- - Liam?

You okay there, buddy?

Was the world always this dangerous?

- -

- -Huh?

Good doggy.

Hmm.

- -

- -

No, no, no!

No.

- -

Morning, Snowball!

Who's the best bunny in the whole wide world?

- -

Take that, evildoer!

Off into the sun with you!

Yeah!

Ears up.

I'm calling this meeting of the Super Hero Animal Friends to order!

Commander Horsey, please read the minutes from our last meeting.

Thank you.

Now remember, everyone, crime is out there.

-We have to be ready! - Come on, Molly. Time to go.

Oh, I'm gonna be late for school!

Captain Snowball, you're in charge while I'm gone.

First of all,

I want to welcome White Thunder back from the washing machine,

who was put in there with a red blanket,

and henceforth will be known as

Pink Thunder.

Okay, I'mma go check the perimeter.

Good morning, New York City!

Snowball.

Hey, Snowball, what are you doing?

What's it look like I'm doing?

I'm looking for crime, Tiny Dog.

I'm doing superhero stuff.

Let me tell you something.

Anybody comes in here looking for trouble,

oh, they gonna meet my partners.

I'm talking about Paw and Order.

Uh-huh. Okay, well, you do know that your owner

is just playing superhero, right?

You're just wearing some superhero pajamas.

Ha! Tiny Dog, you so naive!

Point me in the direction

of any animal who needs my help and stand back!

-Death blow! -

Okay, okay, I got it.

So, uh, did your kid leave for school yet?

Yeah, yeah, no, she's got a quiz today.

Advanced spelling. She'll ace it though.

You know, she writes her answers down in ink.

That's how confident she is.

That sounds really smart,

but you know what? Liam is smart too.

In fact, I heard Katie say

that Liam's head circumference is in the 80th percentile.

Oh, that's cool. That's a lot of head.

Hey, quick question. Is he still peeing everywhere?

Can't control his bladder?

Yeah, he's... He's peeing.

But every pet knows,

if you pee on it, you own it.

And Liam, he's just thinking ahead.

Yeah, well, you still better train him

before preschool starts.

You don't want Liam to get a reputation as one of those pee-pee kids.

Yeah, totally! Wait, preschool?

Yeah. He's around that age.

The baby bird is leaving the nest, TD.

No, no. Baby bird is staying put.

He doesn't need preschool. He'll, you know,

stay home, with me, where it's safe.

Hey, Max.

It's, uh, no big deal, no need to overreact, but, uh, Liam just left.

Wait, what? Where did he go?

I don't know. They never tell the dog specifics.

Okay, okay, okay.

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This is Homebase to all units!

The package has left the building.

Does anyone have eyes on him?

I don't see him. Over.