Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Are you sure?

Yes, my incredible sence of smell tell's me that's a caramel.

Uck! cherry Cordial

Really? Maybe you should get a dog.

I need help.

I don't know what to put on Harvey's valentine.

What do you have so far?

Dear Harvey. I don't like it.

I can help you with this one.

Put 'You rock my world' Guys love that.

Maple butter-cream. Yuck!

Who got chocolates?

You did, from Dirk, the mailman.

How sweet.

Yeah, but there are hardly any caramels.

Does this look like one?

Only one way to find out.

Marzipan!

Okay. Now this one.

Quit touching them.

Use a spell.

There.

That was easy.

Yeah. But it takes all the mystery out of life.

1x17 First Kiss

One. Two. Three.

Wow! Yours is so big.

And yours is so... cute.

'Happy Val day Sab'

I thought 'Sab' would be a cool nick-name for you.

Really?

Who am I kidding?

My valentines started out just as big as yours

but I kept trying to make it even and it got smaller and smaller.

But I love it, it's very symmetrical.

Y'see that's what I was going for. I love symmetry.

Things just look nicer that way.

Like your face.

It's really symmetrical.

The Bell! We're late! Um. To be continued?

Yeah.

Happy Val day, Sab!

Well, thanks for walking me home.

Maybe I should walk you in.

Make sure you get to the living room okay.

I'd like that.

Well, here we are.

We made it!

Um. Since we came this far, do you wanna stay and hang out?

It sounds like fun.

Okay. Wait here, I'll just go a see if my aunts are around.

Salem, what are you doing?

Nothing!

You're in a chat-room again pretending to be a woman aren't you?

I like the attention.

Well say goodbye.

Harvey's here and you'd better start acting cattier.

Mean!

Where are my aunts?

They went to the Goya exhibit at the museum.

Did you know Zelda was one of his models?

Didn't know, don't care.

Hey.

Got anything to eat?

I was just checking.

Wow! Great kitchen.

Yeah.

Do you like canapés?

As much as the next guy.

Well lets go back in the living room.

Oh! I'll grab the cat.

We can make him chase the light reflected off my watch.

No! Er...

He's not allowed in the living room.

Very bad shedding problem.

Really?

Better if he just stays here and minds his own business.

Like I don't have anything better to do than spy on her.

Wait! I don't!

Isn't Annie Leiberwitz cool?

She does everybody.

Oh look at this one! Whoopy Goldberg in a bath-tub o' milk.

I wonder if they warmed it before she got in.

I'm sure. She's a star.

What was that?

Sparks are flying.

You know I don't wanna look at this book anymore.

What d'ya wanna do?

...Kiss you?

Okay.

- NEOOO! - SALEM!

What's with your cat?

I don't know. I'll go talk to him...

I mean feed him Haha.

Be right back.

You little sneak! How dare you!

I can't believe you were spying on me.

And it's a good thing I was.

You can't kiss Harvey.

Just watch me, and that's a figure of speech.

But something horrible could happen.

Didn't your aunts tell you.

The sparks were a warning.

A warning? Of what?

You shouldn't hear it from your cat, just trust me.

Do-not-kiss-Harvey!

are you being sincere?

Yes, and it pains me to do it.

Okay, I wont kiss Harvey

but if you're making this up,

I swear you will be neutered.

Slowly.

Yeah?

Ah, you have to go. There's an emergency.

What's wrong?

My cats sick. He needs an operation.

Can I do anything?

No. We're going to use a certified vet.

I'll see you tomorrow. Maybe we can go to a movie?

Sounds great!

Just great!

This ones going on the fridge.

How was the museum?

It's so funny. They're selling postcards of Zelda...

nude!

Well Hel-lo!

Excuse me! It's art...

and according to that guy in the raincoat

who was staring at me, a masterpiece.

Idon't understand, why can't I kiss Harvey?

This is what I heard.

'Rhino hunting man, whick-a-nickis Harvey' Slow down.

I said 'Why Can't I Kiss Harvey?'

Got it that time.

Sabrina, have a seat. We need to talk.

Nothing good ever comes of talking.

You see when a witch kisses a mortal for the first time,

the mortal turns into a frog.

A frog?

Look, if you guys don't like Harvey just...

No! No! No! We like him. Otherwise we wouldn't be warning you.

So if I kiss Harvey he turns into a frog.

It sounds like something out of a fairy tail?

Well they had to get it from somewhere.

Do you think they make that stuff up?

So I can never kiss Harvey?

Not without transmogrifying him.

That's not a good thing.

My life is ruined, I hate being a witch!

Oh-no! It's not so bad.

I went through high school without kissing.

Can we come in?

Sure.

Can we turn on the light?

If you must.

We've been doing some research that we think you should know about.

We checked the handbook

and since you're half mortal there's only a fifty-fifty chance...

that Harvey will turn into a frog.

So it's good news?

well there's a fifty percent chance that it's good news

and a fifty percent chance that it's bad.

It's sort of a coin toss.

Here.

Flip it, you'll see what we mean.

Okay.

Heads: He stays Harvey,

tails: He's a frog.

Tails.

Maybe two out of three.

Heads!

Tails. Ugh!

Why the Ugh!?

Out of a hundred try's it came out fifty heads and fifty tails.

What are the odds of that happening.

Don't ask me, I was an English major.

Who could that be?

I'm not expecting company. Are you?

It's Harvey and I look like laundry!

There.

Chic.

Hi! What are you doing here?

Don't you remember? Yesterday I said I'd see you tomorrow.

And today's tomorrow.

Right. So do you still wanna go to a movie?

Sure. Wait!

They keep those theatres kinda dark don't they?

I'd better go ask my aunts. Stay here.

Harvey's here and he want's to go to the movies. What should I do?

See 'Shine' Everybody's raving about it.

You know what I mean.

I see no reason why two friends can't go to the movies.

Right. Two friends.

Just be careful.

Would it help if I gave him a bad breath spell?

No, I still have to sit next to him.

Can we crunch those numbers one more time?

I checked with MIT.

They're still fifty-fifty.

Well, let me know if they change.