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ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, IT'S FIRST DOWN.

I'LL HIKE THE BALL ON THE THIRD SET HUT.

KYLE AND CARTMAN DO DEEP POST OUTS.

KENNY RUN A SLANT UP THE MIDDLE, BUTTERS BE READY FOR THE SCREEN.

RIGHT, WHAT ARE WE PLAYING AGAIN ?

FOOTBALL. GOT IT.

OKAY, 23 ! BLUE, 23 !

SET HUT, SET HUT !

WENDY BREAKS UP.

WHAT ?

WENDY BREAKS UP WITH YOU.

WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE ! WHAT DID I DO WRONG ?!

I HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED TO WENDY FOR WEEKS !

SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU ANYMORE.

SHE SAID SHE STILL WANTS TO BE FRIENDS.

WHATEVER, BEBE, LIKE STAN REALLY CARES.

JUST GET OUTTA OUR FOOTBALL GAME YOU STUPID SKANK !

YOU, FAT ASS ! YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES !

OH YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST WEHAVEASSHOLES,

YOU DUMB GIRL !

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT !

GOD, YOU'RE SO STUPID !

WHAT A WHORE.

YEAH, LIKE STAN GIVES A CRAP IF WENDY BREAKS UP.

STAN ?

COME ON, STAN, IT'S FIRST DOWN STILL.

KYLE, WILL YOU GO TALK TO WENDY FOR ME ?

WHY ?

'CAUSE I NEED TO KNOW WHY SHE BROKE UP.

AW, DUDE, COME ON, I GOTTA DO MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK.

DUDE, PLEASE, I MIGHT STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE THINGS WORK !

PLEASE, JUST GO TALK TO HER !

GOD DAMN IT.

WENDY, STAN WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU BREAK UP.

LOOK, STAN IS REALLY NICE,

I JUST DON'T WANNA BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE.

I'VE BEEN WANTING TO BREAK UP FOR A WHILE,

BUT IT'S NOTHING AGAINST HIM.

'KAY.

SHE SAYS SHE'S BEEN WANTING TO BREAK UP FOR A WHILE,

AND IT'S NOTHING AGAINST YOU.

WHAT ?! THAT'S NO ANSWER !

GO TELL HER TO BE MORE DIRECT WITH ME !

NO, DUDE, I'M OUT.

GO TALK TO HER YOURSELF ! BE POETIC !

KYLE, THIS IS MY LIFE !

JIMMY ! HEY, STAN.

JIMMY, WILL YOU GO TALK TO WENDY FOR ME ?

FOR W-W-WHAT ?

JUST GO TALK TO HER AND BE POETIC.

TELL HER SHE'S MY MUSE, NO, TELL HER-- TELL HER--

SHE'S A CONTINUING SOURCE INSPIRATION TO ME.

SHE'S WHAT ?

SHE'S A CONTINUING SOURCE OF INSPIRATION TO ME.

OKAY...

HEY WEN-- HEY-- WENDY ? YEAH ?

STAN SAYS YOU'RE A CONT- YOU'RE A CONT...

STAN SAYS YOU'RE A CONT-CONT-CONT--

WELL, TELL STAN TO ( bleep ) OFF !

YOU'RE A CONT-- CONTINUING SOURCE OF INSPIRATION TO HIM.

WELL ? SHE JUST WALKED AWAY, STAN.

YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO FACE FACTS, IT'S OVER.

"OVER"...

STAN ?

JESUS...

WE CAME OVER TO CHEER YOU UP, STAN !

GO AWAY.

STAN, YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS TO YOURSELF.

YOU HAVE TO GO LIVE. WHY ?

WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING

WHEN THE ONLY GIRL I'LL EVER LOVE IS GONE ?

GOD, WHAT A FAG !

DUDE, NOT NOW.

YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS FEELS.

IT'S, LIKE, YOU ALWAYS HEAR SONGS ABOUT A BROKEN HEART,

AND YOU THINK IT'S JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH,

BUT IT'S TRUE, MY CHEST HURTS.

I FEEL THIS, LIKE, SINKING FEELING WHERE MY HEART IS.

IT'S BROKEN.

GEEZ, HE'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.

WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW ?

SHOULD I TRY TELLING HIM A F-FANTASTIC JOKE ?

NO, WE JUST HAVE TO SHOW HIM

THAT THERE ARE OTHER GIRLS OUT THERE.

I SAY WE TAKE HIM TORAISINS.

WHAT'SRAISINS ?

HEY, GUYS, WELCOME TORAISINS !

SIX OF YOU ? RIGHT OVER HERE.

SO YOU GUYS HAVING A GOOD TIME TODAY ?

UH-HUHHH...

HOW ABOUT SOME MORE FUN FRIES, GUYS ?!

OKAY...

OOF, I'M GLAD YOU GUYS CAME IN.

EVERYONE IN HERE IS SUCH A LOSER, BUT YOU GUYS SEEM COOL.

HERE YOU GO GUYS, LEXUS WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, STAN ?

THESE GIRLS ARE PRETTY CUTE, HUH ?

JESUS CHRIST, I THINK I'VE DIED AND GONE TO H-H-HEAVEN.

THIS PLACE IS AWESOME !

HOW DO YOU KNOW ?!

WE HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED THE FOOD YET !

HEY GUYS ! WHOA...

HOW ARE WE DOING THIS AFTERNOON ?

GOOOOD...

I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS CAME IN,

EVERYONE IN HERE IS SUCH A LOSER,

BUT YOU GUYS SEEM REALLY COOL.

WE ARE !

SO WHAT CAN I GET YOU ?

UM, GET US THE ZINGY TINGY WINGS AND MOZZARELLA TASTY TOTS

AND, OH, AND BITE SIZE PIZZAZAS AND A PITCHER OF LEMONADE.

GREAT, I'LL PUT YOUR ORDER IN RIGHT NOW !

YOU GUYS, I THINK OURRAISINS GIRL LIKES ME !

SHE TOUCHED MY BACK WHEN SHE WALKED AWAY, DID YOU SEE THAT ?

RAISIN'SGIRLS !

WOO-HOOO ! OH YEAH !

HEY, HEY, LOOK, OVER THERE, STAN !

THAT RAISINS GIRL IS REALLY CUTE, HUH ?!

WHY DON'T YOU SAY HI TO HER.

EXCUSE ME !

HI GUYS ! MY NAME'S PORSCHE !

HEY, THIS IS STAN.

OH HEY, CUTIE ! HOW ARE YOU ?

I LOVE YOUR HAT.

I USED TO HAVE A HAT JUST LIKE THAT, EXCEPT IT WAS BLACK

AND DIDN'T HAVE A PUFF BALL ON IT.

OH MY GOD, MY HANDS ARE SO COLD !

HOW COME PEOPLE HAVE HANDS, ANYWAY ?

DID YOU EVER WONDER THAT ?

WOO-HOO ! WOO-HOO ! WOO-HOO !

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS,

THIS IS THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE WORLD.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW MUCH SAND THERE IS AT THE BEACH ?

I MEAN, HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED WHERE ALL THAT SAND

CAME FROM ?

OH MY GOD, THIS ONE TIME, I SAW A BEETLE THAT WAS THIS BIG !

EWWW ! CAN WE GO PLEASE ?

OKAY, OKAY, COME ON, YOU GUYS.

OH MY GOD, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR COMING TORAISINS !

OH, SWEETIE, ARE YOU LEAVING ?

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO, LEXUS,

BUT MY STUPID FRIENDS WANNA GO !

AWW, WELL, WHEN AM I GONNA GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN ?

WHEN DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME ?!

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE !

OH MY GOD, HERE, WE LEFT YOU A TIP ALREADY,

BUT HERE'S ANOTHER $5.

OH YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE, COME HERE, YOU !

WUGH... WUIGHHH...

BYE, GUYS, THANKS FOR COMING TORAISINS !

WELL STAN, DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW ?

NO, DUDE, I FEEL WORSE !

LOOK, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO SHOW YOU

THERE'S OTHER GIRLS OUT THERE.

DUDE, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO START OVER WITH OTHER GIRLS !

I'M NINE YEARS OLD, DUDE !

IF I DON'T WORK THINGS OUT WITH WENDY,

I COULD BE ALONE MY WHOLE LIFE !

SHE WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN !

MYRAISINSGIRL SAID SHE WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN !

I CAN'T LET WENDY GO !

THIS WHOLE TIME I'VE BEEN HAVING MY FRIENDS

DO ALL THE TALKING FOR ME ! IT'S TIME I TOOK CONTROL !

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE DONE A LONG TIME AGO.

BEBE, YOU NEED TO GO TALK TO WENDY FOR ME RIGHT NOW !

ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HAVE MY FRIENDS DO ALL

THE TALKING FOR ME.

NOW, I REALIZE I NEED HER FRIENDS TO DO IT.

TELL HER I LOVE HER.

STAN, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HER YOU LOVE HER.

IF YOU REALLY WANT WENDY BACK,

TRY DOING THE MOST ROMANTIC THING YOU CAN THINK OF.

OKAY, SO WHAT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I CAN THINK OF ?

IF YOU REALLY WANT A SHOT AT GETTING HER BACK...

STAND OUTSIDE HER WINDOW,

HOLD A BOOM BOX UP OVER YOUR HEAD AND PLAY PETER GABRIEL.

OKAY, PORSCHE, SEE YOU TOMORROW !

BYE, MERCEDES !

LEXUS !

UH-OH, UH, HI SWEETIE.

I WAITED ALL NIGHT FOR YOU TO GET OFF WORK !

OH, REALLY ? THAT'S GREAT, UH, MOREY ?