Soulbreaker Sword (断魂剑)

[In the twilight years of the Song Dynasty, ]

[and panic gripped the hearts of the people.]

[Across the martial arts world of the Central Plains,

[cold steel flashed amid a tempest of blood and violence.]

[that Situ Xuankong, founder of the Emei Sect]

[Gathering meteoric iron from beyond the heavens, ]

[channeling the spiritual energy of earth and sky, ]

[and absorbing the essence of the sun and moon, ]

[he forged a divine blade unprecedented in human history.]

[possessed the power to discern good from evil.]

[they could slay demons, purge evil, attain invincibility under Heaven,

[and become the Supreme Sovereign of Martial Arts]

[would spontaneously burst into flames and perish.]

[Situ Xuankong made a sword manual with all his knowledge.]

[can the divine sword unleash its full power.]

[Fourth Stance, Lower Form: Leaping Rib Thrust]

[Fifth Stance, Lower Form: Advancing Continuous Strikes]

[Fourth Stance, Upper Form: Leaping Rib Thrust]

[The sword slices through stone like soft clay;]

[Fourth Stance, Upper Form: Leaping Rib Thrust]

[Fifth Stance, Lower Form: Advancing Continuous Strikes]

[Since then, both the righteous and the wicked]

[slaughtered one another to claim the sword.]

[In the early years of the Ming Dynasty, in a calamity in the martial arts world]

[Fifth Stance, Lower Form: Advancing Continuous Strikes]

Guests, come.

Take care, come again.

Please come in, my guest.

We have new wine. Come take a look!

Waiter.

A jar of Nu Er Hong wine, please.

Okay.

The Nu Er Hong is here.

The wine is here.

Please enjoy.

Senior,

if Master really catches up to us,

wouldn't we die without a burial place?

With your cowardly mindset,

how can you roam the martial arts world with me?

Even if Master catches up, don't be afraid.

At worst, we'll perish together.

A distinguished guest has arrived at the Dragon Inn.

Come, please come in.

Please sit, swords woman.

Senior,

can the two of us beat her together?

Hard.

Senior,

are you in heat?

Master said,

lust is a knife above the head.

Never forget justice for beauty.

What would you like to eat today?

And to drink?

Hot tea.

I want it boiling hot, just brewed.

And a roast chicken.

It has to be crispy outside, and tender inside.

Not too crispy,

nor too tender.

Make sure to control the heat well.

I do not want it overcooked,

nor undercooked.

Give me a bowl of noodles as well.

The noodles shouldn't be too thin,

nor too thick.

Don't boil them too soft,

nor too hard.

Don't serve it if it's not cooked well.

If you serve it and I eat it,

I still wouldn't pay for it.

As you command, my lady.

Anything else?

That's all for now.

Don't make me call you twice.

I am thirsty and hungry,

and I don't want to talk much.

Hurry up.

What are you waiting for?

Right away.

Waiter.

Where is my tea?

Do you still want to run this business?

Calm down, my lady.

Coming right up.

Coming right up.

If you don't bring it soon, I'll burn this place down.

What are you staring at?

Haven't you seen a beautiful woman before?

Keep looking and I'll dig your eyes out

and step on them like firecrackers.

Miss.

Do my eyes look like firecrackers to you?

Quite.

Do you want me to dig them out?

In your dreams.

Senior.

Did you see how they were defeated?

I saw that sword

just being swung like this.

What happened?

How could it be so powerful?

My lady.

The food is ready.

We've put it in the private room for you.

After you.

Lead the way.

Serving me in the private room?

Sure.

Serve in the private room!

Pervert.

Lecher.

You're looking for death!

It hurts!

Jieneng.

What are you playing so cheerfully?

It hurts!

This sounds bad.

Don't kick my crotch. You can't kick there!

Why are you bullying my junior?

You mad woman.

Are you insane?

It's bad enough you hit him.

Why hit me too?

I knew you two were

lustful scumbags.

I'll pull your tendons,

peel your skin,

cut open your chests,

rip open your bellies,

dig out your hearts,

scoop out your lungs,

chop your meat,

and burn your bones.

Wait.

I didn't see anything.

Senior.

Senior.

Senior.

Are you okay, Senior?

It hurts.

I'm fine.

Glad to hear that.

What did you do to her?

I just looked at her one more time.

Look at you, getting beaten up like that.

Aren't you the same, Senior?

Didn't you also go up with a lecherous look

and get beaten?

Don't make malicious attacks.

I am a dignified gentleman.

How could a wild girl catch my eye?

I'm telling you,

keep your eyes to yourself

and don't look around.

If you fall into her hands again,

don't blame me for not reminding you.

Okay, Senior.

I'll keep that in mind.

Where are you going?

To the latrine.

I'm really going to the latrine this time.

Go.

Stop shouting.

You do nothing but shout all day.

If you shout again, I'll castrate you.

Guest.

We are closed,

and the guest rooms are full.

Why don't you come back another day?

Guest.

Ugly hag.

I just looked at you once, didn't I?

So small,

not even as big as a chestnut.

Having a bad temper indeed leads to poor development.

Lecher.

Shameless scoundrel.