Letters to Santa 5 (Listy do M. 5)

Hello, welcome to my lecture.

We'll see.

Mr. Włatwy, good morning.

Good morning.

Thank you very much.

There's nothing to talk about.

Why don't you come visit us today.

No, no, no, no.

The Lord never interferes.

The Lord never interferes.

Please, please.

Yes, yes, yes.

And let us lift our eyes and hearts to never, I guess.

Because there...

is...

Like what?

Like a hundred Góziczków.

A big snowman, but he's not...

Apparently next year but also even bigger.

And in two years a bigger one than a culture head?

What kind of snowman came up with this?

And why?

Because it's Christmas.

Well, it's Christmas.

People suffer because they have nothing to eat.

This is what we should talk about on TV, not in a giant snowman.

It draws.

You don't know what?

God was born, baby, and I'm suffering.

Honey...

They're flooding!

You were supposed to go to bed!

And he doesn't cut snow for me!

Sometimes you want to attack me!

You know what the hell you walk with these legs.

You'll tell me, chief, around the manors.

Pathology!

I guess, I guess you!

Or he is his own.

The schedule will not fill itself.

Oh, ours is thick social reporting.

Ania, what kind of mouth do we have?

Casting fishing rod caught a record carop.

This is good.

No, boss, I was joking.

Poor children from the Promyk center.

They are preparing a nativity play for the poor and needy.

It's not about poor children.

It's good there.

On topic.

Nicholas is born in a stable, here he is a snowman and a lovely guy to complete the set.

Rich.

Christ.

I'm listening?

Christ was born in the stable, not Santa Claus.

So where was Nicholas born?

In Toruń.

All right!

Wait, where's the perfume?

Well, no.

He would have to stay somewhere.

What about the taxi?

Either on the plane or at the airport.

Okay, that's hard.

And that's what we have for Przemek lots of gifts.

Sweatshirt, socks, snowsuit.

Yes, but it's his favorite sapon, you know.

If you like it, buy it.

You know he won't buy it.

Well, he won't buy it.

He won't buy it, he had it anywhere.

Okay, we'll buy him the best one gift for an old bachelor.

What gift?

Alcohol.

So what are we going to do anyway?

Listen, though he's celebrating, he's celebrating.

You know that.

Christ the Lord God was born, he set us free, he set us free

us from mothers, wives, lovers.

And we can do something about it

everything.

And the best part about it everything is this,

that we don't have to do anything.

You understand?

And so we will.

This will be the most peaceful our knowledge.

This year, this year.

Very similar to our mother's dendron.

What I thought was that kind of thing

tax office.

Arturek.

Arturek.

Arthur.

Arthur.

Good morning, Mr. Melior.

Melior.

Dear Mr. Melior.

Oh shit.

I would like to hand it to you personally court eviction order for men.

How will it be done?

Yes, sir, it's terrible.

Yes, in a way that, unfortunately, you

and I have to be lucky in myself move out of my house.

But how?

I don't know how.

As long as it's quick.

You haven't paid for six months.

For six months you are not responding to the challenge.

But I'm sorry.

My girlfriend was supposed to pay I mean, there was a girl.

Mr. Melior, take it away my things from my house.

No, but she said stay.

Stay with your friends and I'm leaving, but she stays.

And she said so.

Sir.

Let's keep this with us, it's Christmas Eve.

That's right, it's Christmas Eve.

And that's how you behave.

You've been a man on the street.

Christmas Eve.

Where is Polish hospitality?

Take out an extra plate puts it on the Christmas Eve table.

You know what?

You have to wash up.

After all, we did spend Christmas Eve together.

You know what?

But where?

I'd take it, you know?

Because you know what you know here.

And what is it?

Please leave it and burn mine.

And this is needed for work.

Oh, so you work?

Yes, and you don't pay.

Because you work for it once a year.

I had one around here somewhere...

You paid Stephen's that gas bill?

And by when do you have to?

Well, until yesterday.

Well, you know how it is.

Poor but happy.

I'll install it after Christmas.

Will you change my Mac?

And we will finish the family tree.

Dad, come on.

I found the truth in you, Stefankowska.

What are you doing here? grandmother Stefankowska

you bring them out of their graves.

Well, have mercy, it's Christmas Eve.

Exactly.

And on Christmas Eve, family is the most important.

You know what?

This even happens with my family it doesn't look good in photos.

You, Karinta, that's great you go out for photos.

But not with my family.

Dad, do you have it?

I have, I have glue.

It'll be all right.

Are you going to kill yourself with that ladder?

No, no, no.

Because there will be fewer holidays.

Today I need it.

On Christmas Eve, ladies, do you know what a person needs?

Love.

Buy gifts for the kids.

But Mr. Dumplings.

Holidays, people work too.

Roofers, firefighters, painters.

I mean, I mean it house painters.

I mean, not in the sense of peace, only the walls and ceiling in the room.

Yes.

Okay, go in peace, sir, because you will kill tough guys.

Sorry.

Oh, and this is Aunt Aurelia.

Does any guy even have a mustache?

Really.

And no, because it's Adolf, that's it

try Adolf.

So this is Aunt Aurelia's twin brother.

And this is Aunt Aurelia.

He has a mustache too.

I had a very large family, you know.

Did she have many children?

She didn't have any children at all.

But she had many husbands.

And they had lots of children.

Who will we hang here?

We'll hang it here in the little boy's mouth.

And who is that?

This is your grandfather's brother on my mother's side,

so this is your mother's brother.

More mean and fake I have never met this person in my life.

So what are you saying?

Old, mean, fake old man.

He manipulated everyone even the family wanted to buy one.

And Melek?

Well, we need Melek.

There's no need to pretend.

Well, in every case, even the best one There's a black sheep in the family.

And in my family this is Mr. Małrycy.