Community Squad (División Palermo)

Uh, hi, can you unlock a phone?

I need to know if she made a call or sent a message in the last few minutes.

Yeah, sure. Hand it over.

INCORRECT PIN

Well?

ENTER UNLOCKING CODE

Mm-mm. Mm.

I'm gonna need a little bit more time here.

Okay.

Come on, come on.

HOW TO UNLOCK A CELL PHONE

Let me see how can I do this.

Call, or check WhatsApp, I don't know.

Yeah, of course.

He's ready.

-Thanks, Lai. -You're welcome, baby.

Hey, rat ass, who told you to come?

I can't really answer you that.

I'm trained not to give information.

Intelligence sent me to spy on you.

What else do you need? I can tell you everything.

Hi, Nacho. I'm right here with Feli-- With a friend.

I can't talk to you right now, okay, Nacho? We'll speak later. Kisses.

Please.

Oh my God.

-What happened? -Nothing, nothing.

Nothing? What happened?

What? A code? What do I know?

Code for what? Man, I could be having an incredible fuck with a pretty boy.

Instead, I'm here trying to rescue the same idiot who ghosted me.

So I'm gonna ask you not to get distracted.

God, come on, come on, how do we get in?

Hurry up, Lau. We're super late.

I'd like to see you run in these 15 cm. heels, Omar.

It's not my fault you can't use a GPS.

It's called Cuero Café, I think.

A café in Palermo. Jeez, that's gonna be--

Evening. City police. I'm gonna need your clothes.

What the…

-Harder! -You think you're funny?

-Yeah? Tell me more. -Don't be shy. Come on. Rip it.

Oh.

I fixed your teeth.

I got you an apartment with the housing crisis going on.

Killed two Chinese guys for you. Is this how you repay me?

Technically, man, they weren't Chinese. They were Korean.

Boss, there are two people who say they're from Intelligence and wanna see you.

Let them in.

Come on please, man.

Really. Intelligence won't like to see me like this.

-Thanks. -Hello.

Excuse me. I don't want to interrupt.

-What do you want? -Nothing strange.

Just freedom to operate, double the budget,

and mutual and full support.

I'm sorry. I just got a message.

-He's funding my campaign. -Oh? Oh, really?

-With some filthy money, huh? -Yes. Filthy. Very filthy.

-Are you a filthy boy? -It's done.

-And 20% of your business. -No, I'm sorry, but that's not happening.

We sent you the dumbest guy we had, and you got him to leak information.

It's not in your best interest to challenge us.

Sosa, have you heard from Arellano? I would like to speak to her for a second.

15%, he's your problem now.

Don't worry about me. I don't mind who unties me. I'm happy with the deal. I'm--

-I'd be honored to shoot him for you. -I'm sorry, that's not how we do things.

Seems like you're just killing for the hell of it.

You need to have an idea, a concept. Erotic self-suffocation could work here.

Folks, I just forgot everything.

-Huh? It's gone. -Gus.

Bring him a belt or something he can use.

And a coffee, please.

Hurry up. I want to go to sleep.

What is it now?

Floren-- I mean Felipe is trapped at Cuero Café

with money-laundering criminals in an orgy.

I know, confusing. But get him out. He's in danger.

What the heck?

Arellano, ma'am, did you figure it out? I'll wait for instructions.

Aren't you sending anybody?

Don't even think about it. No one can help with this, Vivian.

Only an idiot would sacrifice himself for this.

Call him now.

Life is so unjust.

The world has turned into an unfair location.

Hello? Vivian?

Hi, Miguel. I need you here. It's urgent. Hurry up.

Yes, don't worry. Yes, I… I'm coming over.

Hey, guys,

I… I'm sorry, but, uh, rehearsal is done for today.

I have a mission to accomplish.

Go on, don't worry. I'll take over.

All right.

Everybody, grab some water or tea, and let's improve this crappy play.

-Your names? -Laura and Omar.

-They're going to murder you. -Hm?

-You're late. Come on. -Oh, I know.

Give me a second. Let's go, honey.

Watch out for the step, Omar.

Here's the tough part. There we go.

-What's the matter? -You know what? You need a ramp.

Let's see.

This is very cult-like. First they fuck, then they kill each other.

-Felipe has a very weak mind. -Yes.

Let's do this, okay?

Let's see. I'm sorry. I'll take one.

Mm.

Omar.

Omar? Omar!

Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. I just got distracted. What a nice cheese.

Let's go, let's go.

We're gonna take a little spin. We wanna see this really cool party.

There's no time, honey. You have a job.

-Time to start the show. -What?

Let's get it going!

Show me how to fuck

Paloma?

She was fast asleep, so, no, not a chance.

Come on! You're sleeping with her? Well done.

Sorry, I am a good man, but I'm not going to save Felipe again.

Excuse me. Is Sofía here?

She told me she wanted to see Felipe, but she disappeared.

-Okay, we do need to rescue her. -'Cause she's in a wheelchair?

-She can handle it. -They are two of ours.

And we don't abandon our own. Who are we?

We're a pseudo security force, I think?

-A team, okay? -Ah.

And we don't leave anyone behind.

-Miguel. -Oh, I'm sorry.

Okay. What do we know? They're trapped in an orgy with money launderers.

We can infiltrate there by using the most powerful weapon of all.

Acting.

And also these real weapons.

Yes, that would be useful too. Uh, what else is there?

Clothes. Uh, clothes may help.

Why is there money here?

Uh… No, those dollars are counterfeit.

They must be from some raid, right? Just saying.

That might help us to get in.

Huh? No, it's better to go light. Listen to me.

-That's a great idea. -I'll take it.

We'll rehearse the roles on the way. Let's go, let's go.

-Focus. We gotta get into character. -I've never acted.

But if you've got discipline…

Uh, Palo, well, when you wake up, you'll see there's an issue with the bag.

Please don't get angry.

I wanna taste the way you move…

Come on!

…take me down

So we'll go la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la…

Oh, okay.

So we're gonna La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

-Show me how to-- -Stop the music!

They are Mastodon Steel.

These guys took our pants and attacked us.

-No. -It was incredible.

-Awful. But very good. -Get off the stage, Esteban.

Save yourself.

I'll stay here.

This fucking chair.

Did you go to Colombia to get the coffee, or what?

I ended up using what I have here.

I found two more.

You came.

You should've told me you were into this. I might've been into this too.

-These guys are from Intelligence too? -No, they're crooked.

What? Are you serious?

Why do they go after Intelligence and not us?

Stop. Three erotic asphyxiations? Nobody's buying it, buddy.

But we can fake three overdoses around here.

Does anyone have something stronger?

Yeah, there's my bag. I have a little bit of heroin. Uh…

But I'd prefer not to be a witness in this because then I'll feel bad.

Fine, so how about a coffee, and we sort out the fine print?

-Right. -They have nothing to do with this.

Yeah, well…

I'm sorry. I'm a real idiot.

I put myself into this to feel important and…

But the only important thing is you.

Aw, how nice, huh?

Anyone have anything else to say? Or should I proceed?

Feli, you're the best.

You're my best friend, and I love you.

All right. I came to find you, okay? It's obvious. Do I need to say more?

I like you a lot.

You've been acting really strange lately, but I don't want you to be killed.

I love you, that's all.

You're the best, Feli. Etcetera, etcetera.

Beautiful, beautiful. Who's first?

Esteban.

And who are you?

Did you hear about the… the bank robbery?

We're the thieves.

We have a very good business proposal.

No! No!

Oh!

We're fans of your work. Uh, but for now, we're…

-Well, come with me. -Let's go.