Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

All done. Dinner was delicious.

I don't believe you finished off your lima beans.

I'm an adult and most of mine are in my napkin.

What can I say? I love lima beans.

Are you sure you didn't make them magically disappear?

Aunt Zelda! I'm offended you would even ask me that question.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll clear.

A kid who likes lima beans?

Being a witch is just the tip of her weirdness.

There's still something fishy. Did you notice how she dodged my question?

Oh come on. Sabrina's not that cagey.

There's only one way to find out.

Remember that spell mom used to cast to make sure we'd eaten all out vegetables?

Oh I hated that spell!

Hated what spell?

This.

What's that all about?

A spell to bring back any lima beans you may have made disappear.

What! Get down!

I told you I hated that spell.

1x16. Mars Attracts

Ha! There.

What am I looking for again?

The Olympus Mons. It's the largest mountain in the solar-system.

I see a little bump.

Now can we spy on the neighbours?

No!

Now that little bump happens to be the best skiing on Mars,

and that's where we're going for our winter vacation.

We're going to Mars?

It's a trek, but it's worth it

Oh you'll love the red planet.

It's so pretty and the sky's pink.

So what are the Martians like?

Martians?

Aren't there Martians?

No. Jeez Sabrina, get in touch with reality.

So Louis the fourteenth was succeeded by another Louis who was known as...?

Any guesses?

Okay. I see winter break has already started.

Well I can't let you go before the bell, so just try to keep it quiet.

Hey Sabrina.

Louis the fifteenth.

No. What are you doing over vacation?

Oh, I'm going skiing with my aunts.

Out West?

Actually...

...North. How about you?

I'll be here.

In fact I was hoping you'd be here too so maybe we could do stuff.

Really? I wish I had known. I love doing stuff.

This trips not gonna be any fun. I mean...

I don't even know how to ski.

You could take lessons.

Oh great! So I get to study on my vacation.

Come on, you'll have a blast,

and I'll see you in...

five days?

Six.

Man, six days.

Well I'd better go catch my bus.

I guess this is it.

See ya.

Wow!

I just don't understand why other kids get to stay home...

and I have to go on a ski vacation?

You were so excited about it last night?

Yeah, well a lots changed since then.

I mean just today Harvey asked me if I wanted to do stuff.

Well there'll be plenty of stuff left to do when we get back.

Why don't you guys go and I'll stay home with Salem?

Hey, the whole point of a family vacation is...

so I can get a vacation from the family.

Please, I need some down time.

Well that's the end of the discussion. You're going and that's that.

Fine. I'll go to Mars but I won't have any fun.

Do what you want but I think you're over reacting.

I mean it's not like you're never going to see Harvey ever again.

Huh! Here he is now!

Don't you love when things like that happen in real life?

Hey! Hi.

I hope it's okay I stopped by.

Sure! Your timings perfect.

My aunts were just about to...

take naps. My aunts were just about to...

take naps.

Oh. Right

So tired.

Oh I hope I can make it up the stairs.

Come on in.

So what's up?

I'm not gonna waste your time with small talk.

You're going skiing and you can't afford to lose your mittens so I got you these.

They're called Mitten Minders.

You string them through your jacket.

My little brother swears by 'em.

That's so thoughtful...

and stretchy. Thanks.

Anyway. I'm got to get the car back to my mom.

Hey. Maybe I could call you from the lodge.

Let you know how the mitten minders are working.

Really? I'd like that.

I'd like that a lot.

Well when should I call?

Tonight... around nine?

Okay.

Ah creak! Oh these old homes are so creaky.

Well you'd better get going.

Yeah. Er have a great trip.

Thanks again.

You're welcome.

Bye.

See ya.

Sorry! I got caught up in the moment.

Come on Sabrina!

Mars is waiting!

Is that all you're bringing?

We've got these.

Now Salem, you have the number of the lodge in case you need to reach us.

And we left you plenty of food.

Don't eat it all on one day.

Oh right, I forgot I'm an animal. I have no self control.

And no parties while we're gone.

I'll cancel the black and white ball.

Well, then I guess we're off.

Bye! Have fun!

Miss you!

A party! Why didn't I think of that?

Watch your step. These stairs are a little icy.

The whole lodge is a little icy.

Isn't it beautiful?

And it's the perfect time of year.

At the end of the season the rooms get a little slushy.

What's that?

A volcano.

Wow! There she blows.

I'll just get an energy bar and then I think I'll hit the slopes.

I think I'll hit the couch.

Aren't you going skiing?

Oh. I don't ski, I lodge.

All I need is a stack of magazines.

And some catalogues.

And Tolstoy's classic 'War and Peace'

I think I'll read that last.

So when does the family part of this family vacation begin?

We'll all meet for dinner.

Well what am I supposed to do until then?

Well we thought you'd wanna hang out with people your age.

All the people my age are on another planet.

I'm calling Harvey.

Oh you can't.

Mars is in a time zone that's so far ahead of earth it's still yesterday there.

If you call Harvey, he'll explode.

This stinks. I'm going to my room.

She'll find the Tobleron in the mini-bar and be fine.

Well, enjoy your day.

Enjoy yours.

Ah I love this planet!

Oh! What a day.

I'm exhausted. Read me 'War and Peace'

Morning.

Are you going skiing again?

Yes. Are you reading magazines again?

Not today. I thought I'd take it easy.

Morning.

Did you sleep alright?

I slept fine. The only problem was I woke up here.

Cheer up.

I promise today will be more fun.

I'm going to get you a ski lesson.

Don't bother. My days mapped out.

I'm going to analyse you guys in my journal until nine

and then I'm calling Harvey. I'll be by the phones.

There's no sign of the policy holder yet.

But I will not rest until said policy holder has been found. Now I plan...

I can't talk. There's somebody here.

Erm. Okay! Goodbye! I love you!

No. I just said that to throw them off.

Yeah. You hang up.

Okay. It's all yours.

Thanks. But I wont be using it for another twelve hours.

Really? How very interesting.

February fifth... Again.

Are you Sabrina?

Yeah, but I'm kinda busy. So if you wouldn't mind waiting till I'm fin...

...ished. Period. Done! What did you want?

My names Doug.

Um your aunt Zelda just arranged for me to give you a ski lesson.

But she said you might not be up for it.

I don't know where she got that idea. I mean...

when in Mars.

I will be back in twelve hours wont I?

Unless you're really uncoordinated.

Well then, let's go.

Excuse me.

Do you mind if I sit over there?

Sure. It's a free planet.

Thank you.

I couldn't help but notice you from across the room there.

My name is Warren and I'm a very successful insurance salesman