Summer Storm (Sommersturm) (Sommersturm)

SUMMER STORM

She said, "I don't mind"?

Those very words.

Now chill, I have to keep at 140.

You might get some action, and you're worried about a pulse?

One thing at a time.

Our Achim is so reasonable! Just look at him, ladies and gentlemen,

a fine specimen, an amazing runner and a fantastic lover.

Driven by two elegant propulsion units, synchronized to perfection.

Except his switchboard...

Can't you for once concentrate on running instead of goofing off?

I got the point.

Very funny.

Great.

Tobi?

Say something!

You're a jackass. And it's not funny at all.

Practice is at 2:00,

not at 2:15. It's not funny at all.

And no excuses, because...

I don't care!

If you keep coming late, we might as well stay home!

I forgot... - I don't want to hear it!

I want to see some discipline!

You won't make a fool of me at summer camp!

Thanks.

This is not the time for flirting.

We're in it for the trophy, is that clear?

Yes.

And it's cleaning duty for you two. The whole boathouse, is that clear?

Pull and chop!

Come on, keep it steady.

Great, Tobi! Very nice!

You in the back, don't let up,

keep up with Tobi.

Great, girls, keep it up!

Come on!

Rambo, you too!

You have to work together.

Follow Tobis lead!

Great, Tobi, set the pace!

Come on, Ferdl, no fooling around! Go down and stop the boat!

Alright, men, concentrate!

See how she's staring at us? She must be sopping wet.

Enough of your caveman jokes.

We're going to have quite a week at rowing camp.

I mean the Berlin women's team.

They're city women, ready and willing.

Just like you, right?

On your marks...

Go!

Hey, you jerk!

Lend me a hand!

Is it my fault that we were late?

You clean.

You're asking for it!

Hey, you have a hard-on.

Bullshit, I do not.

Of course you do.

My hard-on looks different than that. - You pervert.

Fine, so I do have a hard-on.

No, it's cool.

Let's jerk off. I feel the need.

A warm female body...

a tight, hot... snatch.

I'm trying to concentrate!

Final sprint.

80 years...

of RSC.

That is simply...

lovely.

80 years of "pull and chop",

people, I wish you luck non-stop!

Our trainer,

Hansi Daschler,

athlete, human being,

and Bayern fan...

1860!

...he'll get that trophy

from the Prussians, you'll see.

But enough fun and games.

My son Schorschi promised something.

Right, Schorschi?

We need the trophy, so I decided,

on this anniversary, to donate a few duffel bags.

"Gruber Farm Equipment

always at the helm"

So: congratulations

to the Starnberg Rowing Club.

It's La Cucaracha!

Hey... Anke!

Wow.

Amazing, you look...

Funny, it must be the light.

No, of course it's not...

I mean, even without the light,

you look fantastic. Yeah.

And otherwise... Everything cool?

Yes.

Cool.

Well then,

it was nice talking to you.

One, two,

three!

Whose idea was this?

In stereo bowling, it's essential to be totally synchronized.

Just like rowing: Pull and chop!

I love how your ears wiggle when you laugh.

I can even do it to La Cucaracha.

Yeah, sure. - Watch this...

Pretty rough, huh?

Yeah, it's from last December.

One more time: Pull and chop, okay?

And pull and...

chop!

I can't wait for camp, it's going to be so cool!

And you know what?

Next summer, we'll take a real trip.

Just the two of us.

Where to? - Interrail.

Right across Europe, Mexico, or wherever the best grass is.

With Interrail to Mexico?

Sure, whatever. - It's a deal.

Will we still hang out when we're 40?

Sure, why not?

I thought you and Sandra... - What about you and Anke?

Yeah, if you and Sandra, and me and Anke...

if we're all paired off,

then our friendship's over, isn't it?

Why's that?

This is different.

You think so too?

I wanted to tell you something...

Come here. The two of us belong together!

No chicks are gonna get between us!

You should save that for Anke.

Sorry. I'm totally stoned. Sorry.

You had something to tell me.

What?

You and Anke aren't...

Yeah, well...

Have the two of you already...?

And you just tell me like that, by the way?

You little pervert!

Don't worry, it won't come between us.

Come on, tell me! Was it good?

Yeah, it was good.

Let's not make a big deal about it, in reality...

We need to celebrate.

Let's put on some music. before Schorsch plays more radio tunes.

Let's have a picture.

Not now, Günther. - Get in closer.

This has to be documented. - What a loser!

Morning, everybody.

Have you got everything?

Where's Schorschi? Didn't you overpack, Ferdl?

It's all essential.

Okay, we'll find space. We'll have to leave him behind.

Bye, Mom! - See you, Schorschi.

Hello!

Martin! You forgot your lunch bag!

Hey...

About you and Tobi... pretty cool.

I mean, that you...

I mean...

I think you're a good match.

Anyway...

Is everybody here?

Then let's do it.

Heading north!

I hope you didn't take it personally, Tobi.

Making you clean the boathouse was a strategic move.

Because if you start to slack off. they all will.

They listen to you. They all do.

The trophy is ours.

For sure.

What are we?

We're damned good!

Of course we're good!

How do you know the Berlin women are so hot?

They were at Lake Chiem two years ago. - I see.

It was a co-ed competition. - Got it.

They're hot to trot, I'll tell you.

More than our girls, for sure.

You know what I mean? - Yeah.

Bird sanctuary.

Another bird sanctuary,

and another sanctuary.

So that the amateur rowing championships

can continue to be held here,

we ask that you follow the rules.

The campsites are spread out, so that each team

can'train without distractions. You know what I mean.

The Saxons? - Present.

You're in the west sector. - East. Oh, sorry...

Cologne and Duisburg?

South.

And the Berliners? - The Queerstrokes.

I have to check again, but I think

you're on the far side of the dam. - Fine.