Fruits Delivery Service (Furutsu Takuhaibin / フルーツ宅配便)

Hello? Ryo? It's Mom.

Have you eaten yet? No?

In the fridge, at the very top.

The should be some fried pork. Yes, that one.

Heat it up in the microwave.

That hamburger has already gone bad, so don't touch that.

You can't eat that.

Have you finished your homework?

Mikan-san, we're here.

I'm sorry, but I've got to work now.

Yeah, don't forget to lock the door.

Good night.

It's Yoshida-san in room 301 with the 90-minute female pervert course...

He requested for an electric massager.

We got the lotion, the mouthwash, and the electric massager.

- Female pervert is on the way~ - Okay, good luck in here.

What the hell am I doing here?

Translation: HPriest @ d-addicts Twitter: @hpriestsubs

Episode 01: Yuzu

Three days ago

Mom? Yeah, I just arrived at the station.

Yeah, so...

Want to get something to eat?

I see.

Matsubara is still around?

- Welcome! - Hello.

An extra large bowl of miso ramen with roasted pork and green onions, please.

Right away.

Are you Negimiso?

- Misuji-san! - I knew it.

I knew it was you with that kind of order.

Wow, it's been like forever.

- You went to work in Tokyo, right? - Yes.

But the company went bankrupt

and I was living in a company owned house,

so I'm back for now.

- You got a new job? - No, not yet.

But you know, I was thinking about trying something else this time.

Come help out at my place then.

What kind of place do you run?

Prostitution.

By... prostitution, you mean, sexual acts?

Yeah, it's a call girl business.

The customer picks a girl on our website and we deliver her to him.

Maybe you should keep your voice down.

Prostitution has become a respectable business by now.

We make sure to report to the police and properly pay our taxes.

It just happens we're looking for a new shop manager.

A shop manager? Me?

With the right motivation, you'll earn more than your regular office job.

Wasn't it your dream to get rich quick?

Well, if anything goes wrong, it will be my ass on the line.

Anyway, let me show you the office. I'm sure you'll get a feel of the place.

- Here. - Thank you very much.

- Our shop's called Fruits Delivery Service. - I see.

Alright, let's go.

- Come in. - Welcome back.

Let me introduce. Our new shop manager in training...

Wait? What's your name again, Negimiso?

It's Sakita. But I haven't yet agreed to...

Mizuko-chan here does the training and other odd jobs.

- Hi. - And here we have

the one transporting our girls, Masakane.

- Want some? - I'm fine.

He's been raised in the wild by wolves until the age of five.

- That's not true, right? - It's not.

He hates studying and barely made it through primary school.

- That's not true either, right? - That's the truth.

- What was your dream again? - Becoming a surgeon.

- Masakane, what about my pudding? - Ah, I forgot!

- A new face? - Hello, my name is...

Good morning.

We got a new male staff?

People here tend to quit right away, so good luck.

- Ichigo-chan, a picture! - Right.

It feels warm and disgusting...

This way is the place for our girls who are on standby.

Over there is Mikan and that one is Ichigo. Our top two girls.

And this dark cloud of a girl is Lemon.

She keeps on reading "The Brothers Karamazov" all the time.

All the time?

First you have to memorize our girls' faces and names.

They're all named after fruits, which should make it easier.

Misuji-san, I really don't...

Here are the pictures of all of them. Their names are written on the back.

Right now my hands are... Okay, thanks.

Hello, Fruits Delivery Service.

Any girl who is free.

The 90-minute female pervert course. Hotel L'Amour, 201.

Certainly.

Mikan should be good since it's a new customer.

- Mikan-chan, get ready. - Okay.

- Sakita. - Yes?

Get a mouthwash and a timer from the shelf and put them in a basket.

And also...

- Lo... - Lotion, right.

I'm sorry, but I don't really know which is which...

Here's a notebook to take notes.

- Mikan-san. - Yes?

I bought onigiri for you.

- Onigiri? Onigi... - This one's a strong disinfectant.

- This is Isodine. You listening? - I'm listening.

We either deliver them to homes or hotels.

- There are different fees depending on the services. - Those services are?

They're so-called sexual services. However, the real thing is prohibited

The real thing, you mean sexual...?

Yes. Where are you right now?

Ah, I know.

Stop the car.

I'm getting off here.

I haven't even agreed on taking...

You got this.

Welcome. Please come in.

It's you who wants to work at our place?

Yes.

I'm back~

- Welcome back. - Good job.

How was the new customer?

It was a kind old man.

- Really? - Yes.

What do you think you're doing?

Now it's time to clean.

Why am I...

I'm definitely going to quit tomorrow.

I definitely will.

I can't deal with prostitution.

Are you perhaps Sakita-kun?

It really is you!

You don't remember me? Motohashi Emi.

- Huh? We were classmates during junior high.

- It's you, Emi! - That's right.

- Long time no see. - Indeed.

How come? Didn't you go to Tokyo?

I did, but things happened.

I see.

Weren't you friends with Oda-chin?

- Oda-chin? Oda-chin, yes. - We get a drink together once in a while.

- Oh really? - Yes.

Give me your contacts, so next time

the three of us can get a drink together. - Sure, sure.

Good morning.

Come on, you gotta pick it up.

I just got hit, you know.

She's starting here today, Yuzu-san.

Yuzu-san, this is our shop manager in training, Sakita-kun.

Another one with no preference.

Yuzu-san, want to give it a try?

He's a regular and the other girls don't speak poorly of him.

Sakita, deliver her to L'Amour, please.

- I actually need to talk to you. - There's no time.

Excuse me, I hope you don't mind?

Ricchan, you play with Mizuko-san here.

Where are you going?

I have to work now. You wait here, okay?

Say...

Yes?

Did you know that all gorillas have blood type B?

I'm sorry.

I figured I should start a conversation, but nothing better came to my mind.

I also just started working there.

So even if they call me manager in training,

I'm just as new to this job as you.

I figured I should try something to relieve the tension, but I guess I failed.

No.

Room 205, 90-minute lover course.

Yuzu-san?

Okay.

Look at you. So pretty.

- Come in. - Please treat me well.

Your bangs are kinda long.