The Outlaws

You'll repay your debt to society

by working a number of hours mandated by the court.

We found it, we're entitled to it.

Are you citing the legal precedent, Finders Keeper, Losers Weepers?

Don't worry, ma'am. I've got eyes in the back of my head.

I have this cupboard in my office.

I call it the Cupboard of Chaos.

I gave your cupboard a little spring clean.

You pissed my company down the drain!

I didn't piss anything, okay! I'm saving it!

I love you, Dad.

I spent 18 months in a prison cell.

I'm not spending my last few years

in another one!

PC Colin Denison died in that fire.

The guilt won't go away.

Find my money and whoever took it

because now, I have to kill either them or you.

Just to make a point.

I'm in trouble.

I need your help.

Please.

Esme.

We've got something to tell you.

Oh, my God. Did you get her pregnant?

- No. - No, no.

- We're friends. - Yeah, pals.

Anyway, um, Rani's going to be staying with us for a bit.

Are the feds after you?

No, I...

I just got into a massive fight with my parents.

I told them I didn't want to go to Oxford and I left.

Oh. So, your first thought was to come here

because we've got so much space?

Come on, Es. We owe her.

Maybe, but she's not having my bed.

Don't worry, you can... you can take my bed...

No, no, I-I can't throw you out of your own bed.

Or you two could share.

No.

- No, I'm gonna stay in here. - No.

- Right. Uh, make yourself comfy. - Mm-hm.

I'm making food. Do you want some?

Love some.

I see you.

Sorry, you "see me?"

Trying to get in my brother's Ninja Turtle boxers.

I'm not trying to get into your brother's anything!

I left home, Es.

- Hey, Ran. - Yep.

- Are you ready to try this, yeah? - Oh, God.

- It's my grandma's recipe. - Okay.

- Are you ready? - Yeah.

- Oh, my God, -Oh, my God that's amazing.

- Yeah? - Mm-mm!

- You sure? - Yeah.

God, you should open a restaurant or something.

- That is so yummy. - Yeah, maybe I will.

Maybe, you should eat in one first.

I've eaten in restaurants.

Only ones with photos on the menu.

Ain't you got something else to be doing?

"Oh, that's amazing.

You should open a restaurant."

I didn't say it like that.

- You definitely said it like that. - No, I didn't.

- You did. - I didn't.

- You did. - No, I didn't.

- You did. - No.

Hello, Your Ladyship.

We're here to film the commercial.

For social media.

I thought that was on Wednesday.

It is Wednesday.

Okay.

What?

It was someone's birthday.

Steve, sorry. Um, this is Lesley.

- I know you spoke on the phone. - Hi.

Do you think I'm stupid enough to hide the money in my bedroom, Frank?

I mean, come on. Would you do that?

You made your point, Tommy, but let's stop playing.

What's a teenage boy going to spend all that money on?

Pornography?

Why would I pay for porn?

It's free on the internet.

It is?

You shouldn't have hidden the money back in the attic, Frank.

It was lazy.

So, to teach you a lesson,

I'm going to use it to pay off mum's mortgage.

You know, you can't just walk into your mom's bank and hand it over.

You have to wash it first.

What, like, clean off the fingerprints?

You must've heard of washing money, laundering money

to make it look like you earned it legitimately.

What do they teach you at that school?

How do you wash money?

Smurfing, offshore shell companies.

- Casinos are good. - And why?

You walk into a casino,

you buy chips with the cash,

you play for a while, you cash in the chips.

you get paid by cheque.

Now, your money looks like legitimate winnings.

- Fine, I'll take it to a casino. - Great.

You just have to wait 'til you turn eighteen in two years' time.

Or we could split the money fairly.

Say 80-20.

You're not getting the money back.

But, uh, here's your plane ticket to Rio.

We both know you don't love mum,

you don't love me or Holly.

Your tag comes off tomorrow so...

take it and go.

I loved making my own fizzy drinks as a kid

and this new deluxe at-home soda maker

takes me right back to being just eight years old.

Just choose the flavour of your choice...

and voila.

Oh, fizzy cunt!

Stop!

Was that okay, darling?

Um, I'm not sure the client will be totally happy

with you calling their product the c-word.

Do you want to call and check?

Could we just go one more time?

Really?

This new deluxe at-home soda maker

takes me right back to being eight years old.

Mm, delicious!

- I think we got it. - Oh, we did,

but there was a naked man in the shot.

So, could we just go again?

- No, that was a really good one. - Yeah, it was,

but, uh, I'm not sure the client will be happy

with a commercial aimed at kids

featuring an actual man's penis.

We'll just take it out with GCI.

We don't have the budget for CGI.

This is for Instagram.

- One more time, please. - I mean,

who even buys these things?

Who has ever drunk a can of Coke

and thought, "Oh, yeah, I like that but,

damn I wish I was more involved in the manufacturing process."

One more time for luck?

I loved making my own fizzy drinks as a kid

and this new deluxe at-home soda maker

takes me right back to being six years old.

The year my mother killed herself.

Get in, you bastard!

I think you've got it in the wrong way.

I think we've got it.

From my analysis,

your production model is the weak link.

It's old fashioned.

Now, I've identified ways to ramp up profitability

but it will involve a radical overhaul

of how things are done here.

How things are done here

is how they've been done for 40 years.

Your son tells me he's negotiated a possible partnership

with a competitor, uh, Hilgard Auto Frictions.

My son knows I'll be six foot under

before I do any business with Graham Hilgard.

Given the state of your finances,

it's an idea that needs serious consideration.

Lesley, is it?

Can I speak privately with my son for a moment?

Trouble-shooters, huh?

Another one of your master plans.

Like taking stolen money.

She's a business enhancement specialist, dad.

And she says that a company like ours

that isn't progressing is regressing.

She's right.

There is a weak link here.

But it's not the production model.

They're refusing to pay me for the advert.

Oh, yes, because as Brand Ambassador, your contract states

that you will refrain from offensive remarks or conduct.

- I did. - You smashed up their soda maker

- and then called it a cunt. - It was faulty.

Hold the lift, please!

That's the lady I told you about.

- The one that you like? - Yeah, what do I do?

Be yourself.

- Thanks, Greg. - Oh, no problem, Anne-Marie.

Which floor?

We work on the same floor.

Good for you for cycling to work. It's very healthy.

No, no, it's a bad idea.

I'm sweating so much, I need another shower now.

Oh. Well, yeah. You don't want to get a yeast infection.

No.

I just mean from wearing just the same sweaty clothes all day.

You know, can create humid crotch conditions.

Leading to a build-up of fungus

in your vaginal cavity.