Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

Josh!

I'm Kurt Loderwith MTV news. The film is The Blair Witch Project.

One of the scariest films of all time...

I was terrified. Oh, it scared me to death...

It all started with light heart and the there documentary filmmakers...

...armed with a 16mm camera and a video camcorder...

...head into the Black Hills forests of Maryland...

...to make a movie about a legendary witch...

...and they're never heard from again.

There's no doubt about of the box-office success on The Blair Witch Project.

What's not clear is whether the legend is true.

So far the fans are not only flocking to the multiplex...

...they are flowing the little town Burkittsville, Maryland.

People have started coming to Burkittsville...

...as if itwere Charles Manson's The Spahn Ranch...

...or Ed Gein the serial Killer's house, to visit a haunted place.

"Burkittsville isn't a haunted place. "

"It's a place that a fictional movie was set in. "

I wasn't able to see the movie...

...when it came out, because I was...

...in the hospital.

But as soon as they let me out...

I was at the movie theatre seventeen times in a row.

The web-site sold me. The web-site, you know...

...has all these police photos...

...and official police things...

...all this information...

...you really believe it.

Our stick men sold so well on the internet...

...that we started selling them in the yard.

Ant then somebody came by to buy them...

...and they wanted rocks.

So we got rocks out of my rock garden...

...but I didn't want to get rid of them so he offered me $10...

...after he started booting it up more.

His wife really wanted them, so we sold them to him.

We sold some on the internet but not many.

It costs too much to ship a rock.

Everybody that comes is like this. I'm so used to being on video.

I make sure, if I go to my car, or to get the paper...

...that I at least have full makeup on, and a great night-gown.

I wish that they'd used a fictitious town...

...and possibly thought ahead...

...toward what type of repercussions could come...

...from using the word documentary...

...in their advertising, and on their web-site.

Get out of these woods, and go home!

There was no goddamn Blair Witch!

You know, there are a lot of naysayers who come and say nay...

...but then there is supporters who come up to my town, come up to me.

They run up to me, they stop... Hey, Selena!

They come over to me, they hug me, and say, "Dude, I know it's real. "...

...and they squeeze me, and I say, "I know it's real, too"...

...and we have a bond.

I say, "I know, and they go, I know, man," and I go, "I know"...

You think you're a wise ass?

I didn't do anything wrong!

Enough!

They found blood in the van.

Could you turn that down?

I'm just trying to set the mood for the mission.

That's sweet, but I feel like I'm gonna toss.

She's been feeling queasy. No need to explain.

Your comfort is my concern.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Stephen Ryan Parker,

who has three names, so he must be from Boston.

Apparently he's here researching a book with his girlfriend.

The book's title is... Blair Witch History Or Hysteria.

Hysteria Or History.

Why is it you guys can't get on the same page about the witch?

We've always been misunderstood.

We embrace nature, not evil.

Thank you, Erica.

Not only a hottie, but a real witch!

Blessed be.

Wiccan... Wicc it good.

Wait, why are we slowing down?

This is where your other tour mate wants to meet. She's a little weird.

She thinks she's psychic or some shit.

When did you last talk to her? E- mail, two days ago.

Are you sure she'll be here? Yeah.

Kim! Kim?

Yo.

Is that her?

Kim?

Yeah. I'm Jeff.

I figured.

What are you doing there? Trying to find the energy.

Inside the grave?

To stand up. I'm exhausted. I've been on the road two days.

Want a hand? I want amphetamines.

Weed is what I've got, beer I'm gonna get.

Both - now.

That's right, friends.

For two luxurious days and nights,

my friends, you will walk the same path the witch herself once walked,

sleep on the same soil where her victims' blood was spilled.

Possibly losing your own souls in the process.

I want to thank you all for coming on the inaugural tour

of the Blair Witch-Hunt.

Inaugural? You've never done this?

Never. That's not what your web-site said.

"Over 10,000 satisfied customers. "

No, that's my web-store.

Stick men, t-shirts, official Blair dirt.

Tours?

We're all virgins on this bus!

Here? You drove by a huge Safeway two miles back.

That was in Burkittsville. I don't shop there. I don't even piss there.

Hell of a town you got here.

What century are they living in?

The gene pool's a little shallow here.

Dive in, you'll crack your skull open.

Ok.

Where are we going first? The ruins of Rustin Parr's house.

That guy who heard the voices to kill, right?

- Yeah, seven little kids. - I hear voices all the time.

Do we need all this shit for a walk in the woods?

The Blair Witch-Hunt provides all amenities

while you risk certain death and dismemberment.

Give it up. What's with all this camera stuff?

To record all occult phenomena

that may manifest itself in the course of the tour.

Damn, you're really running Bullshit Central, aren't you?

If you don't believe in the witch, why the hell did you bother to come?

I thought the movie was cool.

How much further?

Couple more miles. Jesus!

So how far along are you? What do you mean?

The baby. How many weeks?

Six. You don't want to keep it, do you?

No.

But Stephen wants the baby. Yes. How do you know?

I don't know.

What are you gonna do? I don't know.

Welcome to the Parr ruins, ladies and gentlemen.

It's supposed to be where they found Heather's footage.

These markings are incredible.

Ancient witches' alphabet.

Looks like recent graffiti.

They're so realistic. It's a little scary.

Actually, some of these symbols are positive.

Only those who don't understand witchcraft would be afraid of them.

And remember, fear...

is the forerunner of failure.

Ok.

What's the story with this tree?

What tree?

Look behind you.

Where the fuck did this come from?

This was never here before.

Nice try, dude.

What does that mean?

Maybe you should drop the tree bit from your next tour.

No, no, I'm not making this up.

I need a beer. Me, too.

Hey, geniuses, explain to me why a house built in 1826

was built around a tree.

This would have been sticking straight through the living room.

Jeff, nobody's scared.

Evil intent in the ground, may a release soon be found.

In peace, release the energy that be from my magic.

Are you casting some kind of evil spell?

Widdershins - Reversing the evil.

The first law of wicca is "Harm none".

Cos whatever you do is going to come back threefold.

The karma's a bitch.

What are you really doing? Communing with Elly Kedward.

The Blair Witch? I thought you embraced nature, not evil.

You don't understand. Elly... was a good witch.

She was an earth child, like me.

She's gonna be my mentor.

You've spoken with her? Not yet...

but I will.

That's why I'm here.

To shed my mortal coil...

and commune with Elly.

Have you ever seen her picture?

I don't think there are any.

Stephen and I found one. Check it out.

We think it was drawn before they banished her from Blair.

Banished, my ass.

They dragged her into the woods in the middle of winter,

and tied her to a fucking tree to die.

You make her sound helpless. Can't witches summon powerful energy?

We can... but we still have to eat, shit,

and die like the rest of you.

We just look good doing it.

Why do you need all these cameras?

I'm personally hoping for an Elly Kedward sighting.

I've got a big beta for a quality master.

I got a night vision, an infrared, a cute little mini dv,

handhelds for everyone...

and this baby can even do frame-a-second time lapse.

If anything comes in for a visit, we're gonna catch it.

May I have permission to take this leaf?

Thank you.

Evil intent in the ground, may your release soon be found.

And peace release the energy that be from my magic.

So mote it be.