Walt Disney's The Parent Trap (The Parent Trap)

'L' is for the way you look at me

'O' is for the only one I see

'V' is very, very extraordinary

'E' is even more than anyone that you adore can

Love is all that I can give to you

Love is more than just a game for two

Two in love can make it

Take my heart and please don't break it

Love was made for me and you

Love is all that I can give to you

Love is more than just a game for two

Two in love can make it

Take my heart and please don't break it

Love was made for me and you

'L' is for the way you look at me

'O' is for the only one I see

'V' is very, very extraordinary

'E' is even more than anyone that you adore can

Love is all that I can give to you

Love is more than just a game...

How about a souvenir picture?

Can you turn towards each other?

Love was made for me and you

Love was made for me and you

My God, my phone just does not work out here.

Oh, my God. How are we ever going to live?

Thanks!

There's a counselor. Excuse me, can you tell me where the Navajo bunk is?

It's right over there. You can't miss it.

Welcome to Camp Walden. I'm Marva Kulp, your camp director.

Now, girls, let's find our duffels as quickly as we can.

We have a big first day ahead of us.

I'm going to turn the bullhorn over now to my daughter and right-hand man,

Marva Junior. Marva, bunk assignments, if you please.

All right, ladies, here we go. Listen up. We got Berg, Kate - Iroquois.

Berg, Lily - Chickasaw.

Wait a minute. I thought this was a boys' camp.

Boys? -(GIGGLING)

OK. Found my duffel.

Now the question is, how do I get it out?

OK, I can do it.

OK, no, I can't.

You must be new. -How can you tell?

You didn't know how to grab your duffel before the apes tossed it into the heap.

-I would say you need some serious help. -Thanks. It's the big yellow one.

Whoa.

-Now that's my kind of woman. -Yo, tie-dye girl!

Could you give me a hand with my duffel? It's the yellow one buried way in there.

Sure.

Oh, that? No problem.

Hey. You're from California?

Do you, like, live in Hollywood?

Do you, like, live next door to a movie star?

What are you two, Lucy and Ethel? I've never even been to Hollywood.

I live in Napa - that's in Northern California -

and I live next door to a vineyard.

-A what yard? -A vineyard.

It's where you grow grapes to make wine.

That's what we do, me and my dad. We own a vineyard.

-Parker, Hallie! -Right here.

-Arapaho. That's what I am.

Yes.

Come on, you guys.

So, either of you by any chance know how to play poker?

No, never played it before.

No? Gee, what a shame.

So, how much cash did you guys bring with you this summer?

Whoa. Who is in there?

Okay, Arapahos. Come on, let's go!

Well, here we are.

Camp Walden for girls.

We traveled all the way from London for this?

-It's rather picturesque, don't you think? -(BUZZING)

Not exactly the term I think I would have used.

Right. Shall we review your mother's list?

-Mm-hm. -Now, let's see.

-Vitamins? -Check.

-Minerals? -Check.

-List of daily fruits and vegetables. -Check, check.

Check for fruits, check for vegetables. Go on.

Sunblock, lip balm, insect repellent. Stationery, stamps.

Photographs of your mother, grandfather and, of course, your trusty butler, me.

Got it all, I think.

Oh, and here's a little something from your grandfather.

Spanking new deck of cards.

Maybe you'll actually find somebody on this continent

who can whip your tush at poker.

Well, I doubt it, but thanks. And thanks for bringing me here, Martin.

Now, you remember, if you change your mind

and want me to come here and collect you at the end of camp,

-I'm only a phone call away. -Thanks, but I'll be fine.

Really. See you in eight weeks, Marty, old pal.

Missing you already, queen of my heart.

-Have fun, old bean. -I will.

-Toodle-oo. -Toodle-oo.

Airport, please.

Such a feeling coming over me

There is wonder in the things I see

Not a cloud in the sky

Got the sun in my eyes...

Mom, mom! Are you there? Pick up! Mom!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, girls. Slow down.

You've got to have some too, OK?

It smells good.

-I'll save you a seat, Annie. -OK. Thanks.

Excuse me, girls. I've just got to have a scoop of these gorgeous strawberries.

-Would you care for some, dear? -Oh, no, thanks. I can't. I'm allergic.

Oh, that's too bad. How about you, dear? Strawberries?

Oh, sorry. I wish I could, but I can't. I'm allergic.

Yes, allergic. You just told me that. How did you get over there?

Oh, well.

First day of camp. You'll have to excuse the old girl.

At least I'm not putting salt in the sugar shakers.

Well, I mean, you know... sugar in the salt shakers.

Now, where did she go?

Touché.

Good job.

All right, excellent, kids.

The winner and still undefeated champ from Napa, California, Miss Hallie Parker.

Do we have any challengers?

Oh, come on, ladies. Let's not be damsels in distress here.

-I'll take a whack at it. -OK.

We've got ourselves a challenger.

Thanks.

Here I go.

-Thanks. -You're welcome.

Go, Annie.

Fencers ready?

Ready.

All set.

En garde. Fence.

Touché!

-Nice catch. -Thanks.

-Touché. -(HALLIE SCREAMS)

Sorry. Let me help you. -No, let me help you.

What'd you do that for? -Me? You pushed me in.

-I did not. OK.

That was quite a show.

All right. I think we've got ourselves a new camp champ.

From London, England, Miss Annie James.

All right, girls. Shake hands.

Come on, girls.

They look alike. Look at them.

-Why's everyone staring? -Don't you see it?

-See what? -The resemblance between us.

Resemblance? Between you and me?

Let me see. Turn sideways.

Now the other way.

Well, your eyes are much closer together than mine.

Your ears... well, don't worry, you'll grow into them.

Your teeth are a little crooked.

Oh, and that nose. Well, don't worry, dear. Those things can be fixed.

-Want me to deck her for you? -Hold on. I'm not quite finished yet.

You want to know the real difference between us?

Let me see. I know how to fence and you don't?

Or I have class and you don't?

-Take your pick. -Why, I oughta...

Ladies, it's time to break up this little lovefest.

Annie, Hallie. I mean, Hallie, Annie... I mean, whoa.

Sorry, ladies. Two pair. Read 'em and weep.

-(GIRLS GROAN) I'm out.

-So that's it? No more takers? I've nothing left.

I'll take a whack at it.

("BAD TO THE BONE" BY GEORGE THOROGOOD AND THE DESTROYERS)

Take a seat, Parker.

Deal me in.

Well, on the day I was born

The nurses all gathered 'round

And they gazed in wide wonder

At the joy they had found

The head nurse spoke up

Said leave this one alone

She could tell right away

That I was bad to the bone

Bad to the bone

Tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll make you a little deal.

-Loser jumps into the lake after the game. -Excellent.

Butt naked.

Even more excellent.

Start unzipping, Parker.

Straight in diamonds.

You're good, James.

But... you're just not good enough.

In your honor, a royal flush.

Love the birthday suit. Looking good!

Grab her clothes.

Right. Fine.

If that's the way you want it, then let the games begin.

I swear I heard your evil clone sneezing

all the way across the mess hall this morning.

I am so tired. I am going back into bed and sleeping till lunch.

That does not seem like a possibility, babe.

-Why not? -That's why not.

No way.

Sh.

Oh, I hope they're sleeping.

The coast is clear. OK, come on.

(WHISPERS) Payback time. Don't wake her up.

Careful.

Got milk?