What a Man Wants (바람 바람 바람)

(Lee Sung-min, Shin Ha-kyun, Song Ji-hyo, EL)

A silver Mercedes will pull out from the lot up ahead.

Please follow it.

Could you go unnoticed, please?

I don't do tailing.

It's my husband's car.

A female employee is with him.

Those sleazebags are going to do it

during lunch hour.

That's crazy!

At lunch?

How can they not eat?

Let's go.

Aren't Chinese food names cute?

Like Bon Bon Chicken.

Sounds like candy.

You're good at pounding.

He likes that more than eating, still?

How can he do such a thing?

Bad guys don't know

what they're doing is bad.

The only way to solve the problem

is to stop them from doing it.

You're married, right? I saw you take your ring off.

I take it off often.

My husband only comes home

on weekends.

There are still 3 days left till the weekend.

I love to play,

but people don't see me like that.

How do I look?

What matters is that you like to play.

Do you like wine?

It's not fun to play without wine.

It suits you.

Will you forgive me?

- Stop it. - Come on.

You wench!

Dear!

- Let go! - Calm down!

You rotten wench!

Hit your husband, not her!

Stop!

Stop!

Crazy wench!

What?

Let go of her!

Have a nice day!

Wait.

There are 2 days left till the weekend.

To spend 2 days together, a bottle isn't enough.

I'm sure there's a way to fill a day doing something else.

All day long?

Having wine together will improve your marriage.

A gift for my cooking buddy.

It's popular at my resto!

It's not fun to play without wine.

Have a great weekend!

Stupid fool.

Brother-in-law! Waited long?

Yes. You're very late.

Do taxi drivers kiss the passengers now?

It's a tourist city.

Were you with her?

I was with you, of course.

Let's see.

We played pool for two hours, right?

Did you do it?

Yeah.

You really did it?

Yeah.

Without clothes?

How could you do that on your wife's birthday!

Or any day for that matter!

I was wrong. I won't do it again.

I think that,

but I can't help it.

Geeze!

But I never ask to do it first.

Then what?

Ask if they want to do it.

The quiet types say, 'We should'.

The flirty ones say, 'Oh please'.

Then they say we should, so I do it.

That's it.

You know that's wrong, right?

You know, people are evil by nature.

No, people are good.

- You're so square. - No, I'm honest.

Anyway, don't expect me to lie for you.

You don't have a choice.

Why not come tomorrow?

Can I?

My beloved Dam-deok.

I'm forever grateful.

I respect you fully.

And love you eternally!

Please! Your sister is watching.

Kids need to see this to grow up and be happy.

I've seen enough. I'm not happy.

What does that make me?

Why're you late again?

I had a date.

It's my wife's birthday.

I said we should be moral

even if it's an affair.

A moral affair?

But she wouldn't let me go.

What would you do?

I told you to wash your hands when you come home.

Must be her eyeshadow.

You always lose track of time

when you play pool.

I didn't know Bong-soo was so competitive.

He wouldn't let me go till he won.

What? You played together?

No!

Go wash your hands.

Rematch on Monday?

- What? - It's your day off.

You said to play for $100.

See you at 6 p.m.

Right. $100.

It's too loud.

You social media addict.

From a guy who's been playing

with Lego for 3 hours?

It's a hobby that gives me a sense of achievement.

Well, I get excited over this.

You get excited about your phone?

Are you a pervert?

What sense of achievement with Lego,

are you a freak?

Are you putting down Lego maniacs?

Thousands of adults play with Lego.

Millions use social media.

Don't sleep. We're doing it.

- We are? - Yeah.

Why do you decide on your own?

It's not only done by man.

What the hell?

And it's not like you can decide.

Fine.

- But we did it last month. - So what?

We're family. Why so often?

Then let's do it for other reasons.

I'm ovulating. Let's make a bigger family.

What? Take it off!

If insemination is the goal,

I don't need to.

Must you look at your phone?

Does it bother you?

You say it gets you excited,

so it feels odd.

Does it excite you?

Not really.

Is it a male or a female?

Ow! Cramp!

Hey, honest man!

Washed the rags?

It's my underwear.

It's embarrassing for Mi-young

if you go around in that.

Wear something like this.

Who'd look at my briefs?

What if you bump into Mi-young's lover at a sauna?

Then it'd be embarrassing.

Think everyone has affairs like you?

People were doing it long before me.

I don't know anyone, but you.

Heard you got a leg cramp last night.

How do you know that?

If you know, I know.

What leg cramp?

It's because you weren't warmed up.

We've been married for 8 years.

I've been married for 20 years,

and I still kiss her.

You still kiss your wife?

Of course! Because we enjoy it.

- Do you want to know how? - No.

It's because I'm constantly active outside the home.

- No thanks. - So I'm not caught off guard

when my wife comes on to me.

I don't want to know.

If you stop being active, you lose vigor!

You're telling me to have an affair?

At least imagine it.

You can feel guilty without even spending a dime.

You mean, invest to feel guilty?

Yes! It's like drugs.

Why?

What?

Why'd you come?

You said to play for $100.

Remember?

Didn't you get the sign?

You should've said it was a sign!

If I was going to say it,

why would it be a sign?