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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
Kitty. Where are you?
Kitty.
Kitty!
Kitty!
Kitty?
Oh! Kitty!
I can hear you under there, you little rascal.
Come on.
Aah!
Ah. There you are.
Wait, if you're there, then what --
oh, man! Oh, no!
Help me! No! Aah!
I had a really weird dream last night.
I asked penny to marry me, and she said,
"aah! Oh, man! Oh, no! Help me! No! Aah! Aaaah!"
I took it as a yes.
We interrupt this cartoon with some breaking news.
Elmore police are investigating
the disappearance of a number of local citizens.
Who's to blame? Feral teenagers?
Foreigners? The Internet?
We don't have all the evidence,
but it's never too early for a verdict,
so we say yes!
Yes!
And yes!
Here is one of the alleged victims.
Ahh, it's okay. We don't know him.
This photo is several years old,
but this is what he may look like now.
It's the guy next door!
Oh, how could this have happened to you,
dear Mr...
Purply. Antler.
Guy --
i have no idea what he's called. Me neither.
And to think we live right next door to him.
We've got to help find him! Yes!
Because we refuse to let you go without a fight,
oh, dear Mr.
Sorry. I thought it would come.
We might need this.
You don't just disappear like that
without leaving some kind of evidence.
Hmm. There must be something.
Aha!
And that is why I'm not a cat person.
Uh...
What? Oh, nothing.
Oh. Wait up.
Uh, you might want to take a look at this.
Hmm... I'm not exactly sure,
but I'm certain I've seen something like it in this book.
It's an egg, so it's obviously not mammalian.
From its leathery surface, i rule out avian.
Aha! Then it must be reptilian.
But let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
I need to study the cold-blooded facts.
Get it? Cold-blooded?
Reptile.
Didn't you want to hear what she thought?
Nah, she lost me at "book."
Let's just keep looking for clues.
Maybe this obvious trail of shredded clothing is a clue.
Nah. If it was, it'd be more dramatic than that.
Okay! Okay! Okay! It's a clue! It's a clue!
The number of mysterious disappearances
continues to rise.
Elmore police have made the following statement.
We are doing everything in our power
to find the missing citizen, leaving no stone unturned.
Wait -- these shredded clothes
lead right back to our own house?
This can only mean one thing.
Whoever is in there is naked.
Okay -- reptiles. It's got to be in here somewhere.
Snake? No.
Crocodile? No.
Banker? No.
Oh, what could it be?
The trionyx.
An aggressive predator from the nile river.
Hey, that's the same as our turtle.
"Eggs will only hatch in a warm environment."
Aah!
Ow!
Anais!
Hold on!
Hey! You!
Say hello to my little friend...
Darwin. Aah!
Gumball, distract it!
Uh, uh, uh...
What was that thing?
That was our evil turtle's baby.
Which means our evil turtle was a girl.
And she wasn't really evil.
She was just pregnant.
And i think she -- Wait.
One more shocking revelation and we might explode.
Please continue.
She must have escaped.
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