Robot Chicken

It's alive!

Go, go, gadget go-go!

I think this photo shoot is premature, Jerry.

We haven't even decided whether we'll be a coffee company or a

studio specializing in mermaid porn!

Either way, we're gonna need a logo.

Ooh, let's shoot the sexy one first!

That model was someone's child, and she died in a topless mermaid costume!

It was an accident.

That was a sign from God!

We're not doing mermaid porn, got it?!

Fine, fine, we'll do the coffee thing!

But we still need a logo, and photo shoots ain't cheap.

We'll use this in her memory.

Uh... we'll crop it!

That was the best 10" cube of tofu I've ever had!

I hope someday in the future, everyone goes vegetarian.

I am from the future -- a future where everyone is vegetarian!

Awesome!

That's wonderful!

You don't understand!

Run!

Hey, there, buddy.

I'm one of the good one--

So, you're saying with no natural enemies, cows became

Earth's dominant species, and since cows don't know right from wrong...

Cows became the ultimate killing machines.

Shoot the cow!

I can't kill an animal!

But I'll knock an animal the out!!

Is that really necessary?

Quickly! Eat this burger!

It's the only way to avoid vegetarian future and change the timeline.

I can't!

Trust me!

I can't!!

Time-out, guys. T.O.!

I want to be real clear on this.

You would die to avoid compromising your vegetarian principles?

Yeah, yeah, I would!

And consequently, all human beings on earth?

What do you want me to say?!

I want you to admit it's not about meat.

You're actually just a narcissist and a contrarian, and

being a vegetarian is about setting yourself apart in order

to feel superior to the rest of us!

I -- I -- I -- fine.

Give me the burger.

Mmm.

You did it!

You saved the human race!

Oh, but I don't feel special and superior anymore.

I'm sure you'll find that thing that makes you feel special again, Katie.

What were you thinking, Sabrina, using your magic to turn Harvey's hair purple?

Here's a better question, aunt Hilda.

If you know magic, why are you still fat?

Season-one callback, jerks!

Whoo-hoo!

Both: I feel the need, the need for... speed!

Dick!

Eh, did you just say "dick"?

No, I thought you said "dick."

Meep-meep!

Meep.

Meep-meep.

And now back to... Hey, Evie, want to go out with me on Friday?

Eh...Pass.

V.E.N.O.M. will never suspect that this ordinary

gas station is really the headquarters of our new

high-tech crime-fighting team, M.A.S.K.

I can't hear a word he's saying.

Gloria, can you hear Matt?

Did you just call me fat?

Okay, I know they look cool, but there's no need to wear these inside.

Come on. Masks off.

Hey! Anyone here?!

I think your -- your pump's broken!

Now, I don't want to alarm anybody, but the agents of

V.E.N.O.M. already have their acronym figured out.

They're really up our asses.

I'd like to get up Gloria's ass.

What did you say?

I said I hate V.E.N.O.M.!

No, you didn't.

You misheard me because of my mask.

Hey, buddy! Get a move on!

Well, it's not my fault, so lay off!

Is he paying by check or something?

Look, I can't find an attendant, so what do you want me to do?!

Mobile-attack...serial killers!

Like we'll murder V.E.N.O.M.'s ass!

You're not even trying!

What if we just call ourselves H.E.L.M.E.T. --

The heroic, elite legion making... elite...tacos.

Uh-oh!

It sounds like V.E.N.O.M.'s onto us.

Bruce...you know what to do.

Why's the freaking open sign on?