Bangkok Love Stories 2: Innocence

CLAUDIA'S PAPAYA SALAD HOT AND SPICY

Feel free to order if you want anything else.

Hey, lady.

I ordered a papaya salad with fermented fish,

no chili, no sugar, and less fish sauce.

I ordered it ages ago.

Will it be ready in this lifetime?

Probably not in this lifetime...

and not in your next one, too!

Don't do that, ma'am.

She doesn't know the rules here.

Don't stop me!

I'll teach her a lesson.

Give me the pestle.

- No, ma'am. - Don't stop me!

- Don't do it. - Give it back!

- No. - Give it to me!

Shit.

Come here. I'll teach you a lesson, you ill-mannered girl.

- You don't know my rules... - You threw your pestle again?

Get out. Go eat somewhere else.

- Go! - You're going to get slapped.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

- Claudia. - I'm exhausted.

I'm sorry.

I was just practicing how to kick a customer out.

It was nothing. Please enjoy your food.

Well, well, well.

You really can't resist Asian guys, huh?

They're like your kryptonite.

What's up with you, anyway?

It's late. Why haven't you gone home yet?

I'm bringing a document for my boss to sign.

He's taking a client to a Japanese bar.

I think it's called "Kawaii Bar."

Do you know it?

Is there any bar that I don't know?

When you walk out of here,

turn left and you'll see a roti stall.

The roti seller has a lean body.

Cross the street and you'll see a 7-Eleven store.

Keep walking and you'll see a stall selling chicken rice on the right.

This seller is even beefier. I can just eat him up.

Go straight. Turn right, then left.

Turn right and turn left and you'll see the bar.

You two should enter a pageant.

- Which pageant? - We should?

Is it Miss Universe?

What the hell are you jumping around here for?

I'm sorry. I was in a hurry.

Does that mean you can do this?

Not now. I'll see you later. Bye.

That's 27 minutes and 11 seconds.

You're always late. That's seven days in a row now.

You've been keeping count?

I keep count of everything.

Come on.

Are you always late because you've been flirting with girls?

I'm not interested in other girls.

I already have a fiancée.

She's so beautiful.

She lives in Udon Thani, my hometown.

I came here to work and save up for the wedding.

My fiancée is gorgeous.

Do you want to see her picture?

I have her picture right here.

Before you answered me,

did you think about whether I asked you any of that?

Well, I should get to work.

Yes. Hurry.

Are you hungry?

I want to eat before we go.

I'm hungry.

If they have a whole chicken, I can eat the whole thing.

Let's see what they have.

Hello. What would you like to order?

Oh, my.

I'm not hungry for food anymore. I'm craving something else now.

Takeout, please.

What would you like?

I'll take anything, honey.

Take it easy.

Do you think he can be on top?

I like it rough.

Do you like it rough?

Me? I can be rough, and I can be daring as well.

Oh, my goodness.

See?

You won't be short of men here like in San Francisco.

I would like two french fries, please.

That would be 150 baht.

Can I pay 2,000 baht for that?

You don't have to. Just 150 baht is enough.

Okay.

Here you go.

He looks delicious.

Goodness.

- Here's your 350-baht change. - All right.

Thank you.

I have it all here.

Here are your french fries.

- Thank you. - Thank you, dear.

No, I'll take it.

Thank you. Please come again.

Of course, dear. I'll come back for that big wiener.

- Let's go. - I meant the chicken wiener.

- Oh, right. - Yeah.

- I've finished mine. I'm hungry again. - Let's go.

Where are you taking me?

It's a secret.

It's fabulous. It's rad. It's...

What was that?

He almost ran us over. Let's hurry.

Oh, my god.

My boner just went soft.

What's up, boys?

How's everyone? Give it all you got.

Prepare yourselves because we have a large audience today.

- All right. - I'll see you on the stage.

Welcome everyone to Luv Me Luv My Dog.

For today's event, we have an honorary host.

You can say that she's the diva of Silom.

Please give a round of applause for Day Freeman.

Well? Do they have something like this abroad?

- So, this is Silom? - Yes.

It's all right.

"All right"?

Just admit that you're amazed.

Are you ready?

Are you ready to start bidding?

Where are your bidding coupons?

Where are they?

- I don't have any. - That's too bad.

The highest bidders will take home the models' clothes,

to which we offer you two options.

We can wash them and deliver them to you.

Or you can just take those clothes home unwashed.

Which way will you choose?

- Don't wash them. - Don't wash them.

You naughty girl.

What are you going to do with them?

I'm going to smell them.

Oh, my god!

All right. We can have fun.

But we're here today to help the unwanted dogs.

Let the event begin.

Here comes our first sportsman.

He's here in swimming trunks

with this super cute doggy.

He makes me blush.

Take your pick, the dog or the model.

Don't forget the coupon in your hand.

Write down your bidding price.

Write it down.

Will he take it off?

- I'm thirsty. - You're thirsty?

I'm thirsty. I want him. I must have him.

Here comes our second model in a boxing outfit.

- He's fine. - Damn right he is.

He's not just fine. He's super fine.

What do you think? Good stuff, right?

It's fine, but I've seen better than this.

You've seen better? You San Francisco snob.

Who are you going to bid for?

Following right after him is a singer. He's showing off his muscles.

I'm in love.

- Is he really that hot? - I'm blushing.

I think I'm just going to watch.

Dude.

- That's my ex. - Hey.

Why do you have to hide from your ex?

That's right. I don't need to hide.

I have to be strong. I have to let the world know

how beautiful I am without him.

Wait here. I'll be right back.

Hey, Mednoon.

She's such a player.

Welcome.

Welcome.

- Welcome. - Hey.

Who's that?

Maybe she's here to apply for a job.

- Here it is. - Welcome.

- Hi. - Hello.

He's so handsome.

- Welcome. - Welcome.

- Hello, everyone. - Danny.

Danny!

If you do, I'll give you a noogie.

- You're so cute. - What is a noogie?

It's like this.

It's when I poke at your head like this.

You're so cute.

Your Thai is getting better. You can talk back to me now.

Not really.

I took a Thai course so I can talk to Lin.

That's good. Listen, Danny.

I have a lot of new girls here tonight.

I would like to introduce you to them.