The Royal Scoundrel (沙灘仔與周師奶)

Another failure

Who does he think he is

Local, local, local, by air,

local

no stamps, I have to pay for them again

local, a lot of local mail today

by air, by air

you're pretending to be the mailman

if you send any mail, you want them received

we're here to investigate, let's go

still eating your potato chips!

Don't forget the camera

We'll take one, wait, then another

he's beating her again

beating her?

Come up beach boy, he's beating her again

you need a good beating

put away the things

the bastard has this hobby to beating others

one look and you know he's a bastard

this bastard beats her regularly

I'll go out and have a look

wait, then take another shot

alright

Quiet, I was just working down there

please keep quiet!

What are you doing down there?

Cleaning the pipes

you were

I did not see a thing

my eyes was shut just at that moment!

You really didn't see anything

maybe my head touched your thighs

are you thighs alright?

I really didn't see anything, I'm sorry!

Why are you taking pictures here?

Don't use the flash

you want everyone to know you're in there

How can I do it without the flash

from now on, don't use the flash

hey, beach boy, beach boy

how can we do it?

Stupid kid

don't take anymore

Why did you hit me?

Because you had no response

you're screwing things up!

Watch your temper

holed up here everyday, who can help it?

Who do you think she's looking for?

Daddy, daddy

you're giving yourself all this trouble

you should use the school bus

come back, come back, you'll get hit!

You think I want this, one a year to 7 years

7, if their mom didn't die, I'd have 11

I'll be retiring in 3 years, have to watch my money

what are you doing bullying you brother

big brother

tai cheong, you're the naughtiest

go take care of your brother

you've been taking care of me these few years

-daddy, you have to sign my handbook -otherwise I would've been discharged

don't mention it

you're taking it out only now?

Take a look yourself

turn over!

You kid, you're the bottom in your class

you're failing all your subjects

it's true, beach boy

daddy, daddy -i understand

-daddy, daddy -it's true, beach boy, although

daddy, daddy -i understand

even though I'm not close to retirement

but my skills and courage are

wow, a fight

wow, hit him

get up! Stop fighting

fighting?

What is this, are you blind?

-My business, this is curry -I'm sorry

-sorry, -this is curry, what is this?

Cid, sorry

it's ok, sir, get it out and clean it

sorry, sorry!

Concentrate, get it out

concentrate, don't look, concentrate

- uncle! - I understand!

We'll be late for school!

Excuse me... cid...

We'll make it, don't worry

wait

sorry we're late, I belong to...

I understand cid right!

Yes, you're right, I'm a cid

ok, get in, take care, don't wet your pants

take care of your sister, goodbye!

Goodbye!

I've taken it from all angles, I work hard

we've not taking it for competition!

Mrs. Chow, shop around?

I've bought it!

Today's vegetables are very fresh

I bought winter melon already

- carrots aren't bad! - Can I have a piece of green onion

you don't buy from me, you only want free onions

hey!

What is it?

Are you working or shopping? Let's go!

I'll buy you a coffee when you're free

9 out of 10 is of him

please don't step on them

he's suspicious, Mrs. Chow

Mrs. Chow!

Yes, yes, there's suspicion

beach boy, I think we can wrap up the case

let's give fatso the case

you're crazy, we should claim the credit!

Don't run, don't run

very fresh

still trying to run, I'll get you

got you!

Quickly pick them up

Why are you so late, move them over there

he'll get a beating eventually

We'll have to get it back for them

that should put it out

help me beach boy, get down here

all the letters are getting away

I told you not to mess with the post!

Come help me first, stop nagging

the letters won't be received!

Dear! The letters are all flowing away

you're terrible!

Get them back first, then blame me

One type of police does investigation work

another type delivers documents, if you like why don't you apply for that position

money differs, I have 7 kids

I'm just talking to myself, keep blowing

good! The address is still legible

what are you doing stealing again?

Always stealing -come catch me!

Hey don't run!

Rotten kid don't look so smug

when others talk about the smug look

that's the way it looks

What are you doing here? Go man the store

I'll beat you to death

which bastard did it?

Still standing here!

Hey, what are you doing?

A big man like you crying

she really is unfortunate

you're reading people's letters

that bastard is not her own father

she saved hard for months and saved $300

wanted to send to her granny but he found out

and took it away!

-She got no other relatives here -i read it too, no need to tell me

The pipes are cleared, you're still washing

Why are you so sad?

How can you stand you stepfather beating you?

How do you know he's my stepfather

your real father won't beat you up like that

that bastard will eventually be locked up

don't' keep that frown on you

do you know who threw that egg

was that you?

Why do you like flowered pattern?

How do you know?

I saw your underpants

Wait, something's up

you take the pictures, don't use the flash

Cid

cid

don't move

I'm cid too

you get out, you get in the car

we were stationed inside the postal box

we saw someone suspicious, so we quickly

shut up! I told you we're placing bugs in

your superior knows, didn't you get a memo

yes, I did, early this morning

why don't you give it to me tomorrow

sorry!

Fatso your subordinates...

Understand, Mr. Robinson

I beg you, please give me a break

what can I say

I've told you many times

everyone makes mistakes, apologize

sorry, fatso!

What if someone finds out the fake postal box

now the whole plan is ruined!

Be careful next time, understand?

Understand

then get out

wait for me

wait, I'm not finished!

Two weeks, just two weeks