The Last Sharknado: It's About Time

That was one hell of a ride, son.

Gil?

Gil, where are you?

Hi, Dad. Sorry I couldn't join you.

Traveling through time is complicated.

The energy is so complex and unstable, you can only loop back through time once.

Now it's up to you. I installed a time capacitor in my wings.

It's preprogrammed to take you to the places I...

You must destroy the First Sharknado...

...and every...

You need a velocity of 88 miles per hour...

...to activate the time vortex in the wings to make the next jump.

Good luck, Dad. Semper paratus.

Oh, no, April. Where's the bag?

April?

April?

Oh, boy.

Hey, get away from that! So we're gonna do this the hard way, huh?

Come back here!

Give me that!

Give it back!

Give it back!

What are you looking at?

Oh. Hi.

Ah, maybe not.

Come on. Give it back. Come on. Come on.

Now you're just pissing me off.

This is mine.

- Nova. - Hi, Fin.

- You're dead. - No, you're late.

Yabba dabba doo...

- Hey, Fin. - Bryan?

Welcome to prehistoric times. Long way from the Mets Stadium, my friend.

- You're dead, too. - Nope.

Look, I know this is extremely confusing, but we're all very much alive.

That's the amazing thing about time travel. Sometimes you're here.

Sometimes you're there. Sometimes you're stuck in 1955...

...and your mom's trying to make out with you at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.

Anyway, uh, we've been waiting for Gil to bring back the final member of our gang.

- Gang? - We're not officially a gang.

It's hard to source matching outfits.

Who else is here?

April on a dinosaur. Huh.

Come on. We gotta go.

Fin!

- Is it really you, April? - Yes, it's me.

- You're not a robot? - No, I'm not a robot.

Why would I be a robot? I mean, my hand, but...

But, baby, you died.

Gil saved me right before the space shuttle hit.

- Our son saved my life. - He saved all of our lives...

...pulled us from different points in time, and sent us back here.

We've been here for a year waiting for you.

Time travel needs work, but we're here.

- An entire year? - I thought I'd never see you again.

But I have to tell you something. I did learn how to fly a dinosaur.

- Her name is Ptera. - Because she's a pterodactyl.

Technically, Pteranodon. She has a tail.

So if you're all here, does that mean Gil's here, too?

No. Turns out you can only go back into time once.

Oh, yeah.

That explains why he disappeared when we landed. But why here?

To do what we do best, save the world.

And to stop the First Sharknado.

Gil said if we stop the First Sharknado, we can stop them all.

It's like a big game of dominos. One sets off another...

...and another and another and another until you just got a big mess.

Dominos sucks.

The world was already destroyed once. I don't see how we can make it much worse.

We could mess with time so we don't exist.

Look at it this way. We're already kinda dead as it is, so...

...this is a bonus round.

And by the way, Fin, I know you've been eaten by a lot of sharks and you've survived...

...but I've actually been eaten and pooped out by a lot of dinosaurs...

...'cause they couldn't digest me. It's... it's been rough.

Hand me the capacitor.

It's in these wings. Gil programmed it for us.

Your kid's awesome.

Incoming!

Crap!

Look out!

Meteorites.

Yeah, like the ones that kill the dinosaurs.

The meteors are gonna kill us if we don't get out of this time period.

Fin, look!

There it is...

...the First Sharknado.

I'm gonna need a bigger chainsaw.

- We're running out of time. - Fin, I hope you have a backup plan!

We'll figure it out. We always do. This won't be any different.

We'll use the meteorites to kill the Sharknado.

- Yeah, that sounds easy. - If we do this right...

...they'll act like the bombs we used to blow up the Sharknado in Los Angeles.

We're going for a ride.

First time ever on a pterodactyl?

Yeah!

- Scared? - Hell, no.

Get down!

- Whoa. - There it is, dead ahead!

Hit the meteorites into the Sharknado!

Everyone, move to the left!

Ptera, hit the fireball!

There's more!

It's not working! We need bigger ammo!

We need a bigger explosion!

- I'll be right back! - Fin, no!

- What are you doing? - He's being Fin!

- Fin! - Fin!

- Fin! - Fin!

- April, try to stay close to him! - Do you want me to steer?

No!

It's feeding time.

Come on! You've got this, Fin! Let's go! Let's go!

Gil! Gil, it's your dad!

- Gil! - Gil!

You got this! Come on!

Gil's safe! That meg's gonna explode!

Bryan, batter up!

Yeah!

It's working! The Sharknado's disappearing!

It's a Timenado.

Let's do the time warp again.

First Sharknado destroyed. You did it!

But where are we?

Is that a castle?

Holy cosmos.

Do it! Come on! Get in there! Pull!

You bore me! Go...

Next. Seriously? This is the guy? This is the chosen one?

You're doing such a good job, honey.

Look! A dragon!

- The dragon is going to eat us all! - Run!

Nailed it.

It is time.

- Gil's gotta be here somewhere. - Ptera's okay.

Ah, I told you I should have steered.

Well, in case you didn't notice, we did bring a pterodactyl back into the 21st century.

Just saying, maybe not our greatest idea.

Why are you looking at me like you've never seen me before? It's me, Bryan.

Not exactly, Bryan. I think some things got mixed up when we jumped.

- What? - Let's talk about this later.

We got bigger problems right now.

- Who's shooting arrows at us? - We did what Gil said.

We stopped the First Sharknado. We should be home.

Ah, this isn't home.

Something's not right.

Hey! Hey, you!

- Don't hurt me! - Frodo!

Take everything! Don't use your evil sorcery on me!

Well, that decides it. We're definitely not home.

Huh. Let's get some of these clothes on so we can blend in.

Someone's coming.

Halt! You are the prisoners of the magnificent Morgana.

Okay, everybody.

I got this.

I'm sure you think what you have to say is very important.

Now kneel before Morgana!

Uh, how 'bout a joke?

Hey!

- Mwah. - We're not the enemy.

You speak of an alliance, yet a dragon lay here before you.

- Be careful, Fin! - Fin!

Stop! Morgana!

Put down your weapons, by order of the King.

Ugh. Those wretched words.

I put a hex on you and you...

...and you and especially you, you cacafuego.

Oh, don't be such a brat.

Bye.

Everyone, you should come with me. It's far too dangerous here. Come on.

Quickly. You must come and meet my master.

Your arrival has been prophesized.

This looks like Sharknado weather.

No, I thought we got rid of the Sharknados.

Yeah, we also thought we were home.

Hurry!

Welcome to Merlin's castle.

Come.

Nova, look.

You bear the mark of the house of Shepard.

- I am a Shepard. - My lord.

This is Gil's handwriting. I've seen this before.

Sir Gil is quite the artist.

These are the same drawings that are under Stonehenge.

Merlin shall explain all.

Be still!

Merlin, allow me to introduce...

Sir Gil Shepard's parents.

I will go and fetch him and tell him that the family...

...he's been searching for all these years has finally found him instead.

Your son trained with me for the past 10 years.

He's been here for 10 years?

I must confess he's taught me more than I've taught him.

Fin, look! This is the Einstein-Rosen bridge.

And this right here, it's a wormhole.

How do you know that?

Because I'm a physics teacher...

...which is why Gil chose me, because I know things.

Okay. The key is high velocity, which means...

- ...really fast, high, spinning winds! - A tornado.