A Flat for Three (Posti in piedi in paradiso)

Ulisse !

- Who is it ? - Ulisse...

- Who is it ? - Parcel.

l'm coming.

l'm double-parked !

l'm coming, l'm coming...

Nicola,

help me lift the shutter, l have periarthritis in my shoulder.

- Periarthritis... - Right.

Sign here.

- l don't have my glasses. - Make it legible.

- Make it legible _ - Okay, it's an ECG...

Bye, thanks.

l____,lo, l have periarthritis _ You did that on purpose _

- l didn't know. - l already told you mice _

- Shall l close it ? - l____,lo, leave it open.

Ma'am, are you turning o_ the water at half past nine ?

How long will this work go on ? Goddammit _

What a sad life, l don't even have water _

Who is it ?

Fabrizio...

How are you ?

l____,lo, it's not a favour.

You're doing me a favour Ietting me stay here.

When ?

Tell me, l'll leave right away. l'll be o_ your boat in five.

Tomorrow afternoon ?

Goddammit _

Don't worry, l'll find somewhere else to stay.

Don't worry, you're still the best.

You're the best _

See you tomorrow, thanks. Bye.

Motherfucker _

Where'll l go now, under a bridge ?

Come in.

Mother, good morning.

l've brought you my monthly rent.

l may come back late tonight.

Around midnight, l'm inte_iewing people at a film premiere.

Mr Brignola,

l think you've mistaken this place for a hotel.

l'll make no other requests.

l'm looking for a place, l'm seeing someone today.

That's very sensible.

l want to give you...

one of my books that l think will interest you.

''Dogma of the Image in l____,lew Asian Cinema.''

Don't look at the cover.

- Have a good day. - You too.

- Here l am. - Okay.

- Sorry. - Don't worry.

Sorry l'm late.

- Brignola, nice to meet you. - Diamanti.

- You're standing in for Mr Segato... - Isn't that you ?

- l____,lo, l've come to see a flat. - Me too.

Here he is _

- Mr Brignola. - l____,lo, l'm Diamanti, he's Brignola.

l must've made a mistake. Who wants to see it first ?

- l've got a delivery arriving. - l have an inte_iew to do.

Let's kill mo birds with one stone and see it together _

- Let's go _ - All right then...

This place has everything you need.

There are about eight square metres upstairs too, l think.

We've seen it.

Eight metres which could be handy one day for a child...

- Yes... - Just a thought, you know.

Of course... but the ad said it was ''furnished''.

- l can only see a buzzer _ - Yes, but it has electricity, gas...

- Those are the basics _ - There's not even a fridge _

- Why did you say ''furnished'' ? -You'll need to buy a few things _

Anyway, the rent's GOO euros per month,

plus 150 bi-monthly se_ice charge and 3 monthi deposit.

So to live in this dump you want...

2,550 euros.

That's GOO euros per month plus the rest.

What did you expect for that price ?

- You're welcome to it. - l____,lo, l can't a_ord it.

Guys, you knowwhat you'll find that's cheaper than this ?

Catacombs _

Okay, it's not suitable for your needs, let's say that.

l have your numbers.

- l'll give you mine. - Great.

You dropped this.

l've already done it, l like to try, you never know.

lt's not suitable for our needs.

Think it over, Mr Brignola. This is a great apartment.

Okay, we will.

My client is requesting

an extra 100 euros per month on top of the 400 euros maintenance.

Your Honour, as our counterparty's Iawyer knows,

my client already pays 200 euros maintenance for his daughter.

- This extra 100 euros... - And the mortgage ?

l pay GOO euros monthly for the mortgage

on the house my ex-wife lives in.

l only have TOO euros left out of my 1 ,_OO euros wage.

100 euros may seem like little,

but in these conditions it's a matter of su_ival for me.

This is notjust a whim on my client's behalf,

but a contribution to her daughter's maintenance.

After all, it's certainly not my client's fault we're here.

Giorgia...

what's up ?

Lorenza _

Here's daddy.

Lorenza _

Didn't you hear the baby ?

Where are you ?

Won't you answer me ?

Here you are.

Why are you sitting in the dark ?

l was reading these emails that are worthy of a cheap novel.

This is what she says to you.

''Darling...

l can't wait for Friday so l can kiss you in the sun.''

- Very passionate, really. - l can explain.

l'm worried about you.

You're so distracted by love you forgot to sign out.

You reply:

''l can't wait for the weekend, just the mo of us.''

And how do you describe me ?

''A woman destroyed by post-natal depression,

dull, sick...

with no zest for life.''

Thanks.

Darling, l wrote those things _enwe were...

-Wewere... - You're disgusting _

You cheated on me with your bosi wife _

- l can explain _ - Like hell you can _

ln view of the facts, l grant Mrs Mauri's request

and order Mr Brignola to pay 100 euros monthly

in addition to the agreed amount.

Control yourself.

0e3r Ullsse. once again l have to v_rite to you

to as_,you to pay this _nth's m3inten3nce,

Due to your late payments it's been h3rU to m3h\e enUs _et,

l'd li_,e to remind you that in a fev_ months Agnese v_ill be 18,

Ple3se. Uon't _orce _ to go to my lav_yer again,

_et's try to avoid the terrible mista_,es v_e've made in the past,

Than_,s, Claire,

- So it's true ? - Calm down, you'll scare her.

lt's not down to me, the decision comes from London.

Unfortunately, this new project convinces no one.

So you knew _

But l found out from the secretary, not my husband _

l did my best,

but after the result of the first single, they don't want to risk it.

- Just bide your time. - It's been five years _

- It's not my fault, Claire. - Yes it is _

l told you it wasn't the right time to have kids.

You can't have a kid at 18, but you insisted _

ln these five years, you've forgotten that l'm an artist,

notjust a housewife and mother.

- Why are you complaining ? - Why am l complaining ?

Okay, l knowwhat, you look after Agnese today.

Be a father for one day _

Well, really...

Dad, will you and mom make up ?

Sure, moms and dads always argue, then make up.

What have you brought me ? Is it a poem ?

A poem...

You did this ? It's beautiful _

Hi, Claudio.

Well ?

lf l said: ''Ouicksilver Messenger Se_ice, Live in San Francisco'' ?

- What's the question ? - The record.

There is no record, it's never existed.

There was only a bootleg European CD edition.

You're the only real expert left, that's for sure _

- Excuse me. - Yes ?

Have you got the 1_82 ''Chart-toppers'' compilation ?

Ma'am, how can you ask me that ?

- A ''Chart-toppers'' compilation ? - You don't have it ?

- l____,lo. - Where can l find one ?

ln a bargain bin.

Dip your hand in and you might pull one out.

Thanks, you're very kind.

You're welcome.

Did you hear that ?

Claudio,

buy something, you can a_ord to.

l'm shutting up shop soon.

You knowwhat l want.

lt'd keep you going for one year, maybe even mo.

Claudio, l'm never going to sell that object.

Think about it.

Can l help you ?

- What a surprise _ - Shall we talk here or outside ?

Guys, will you give me mo minutes to talk with my friends ?

You think you'll solve this in mo minutes ?

l don't have the money yet.

The recession has hit this sector too, l haven't sold anything.

Be patient, l told Marisa too.

- You said nothing to my cousin _ - You said fuck all to my daughter _

l____,lot now or before _

l have some great news for you.

- Really great, darling ? - Yes.

Come on, then l can go to work.

l wanted to tell you last night, but you were tired.

That's right.

You're going to be a dad.