Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

Damn it! What's taking so long?

Be of us, you need to be patient and stuff.

That's about time, dude.

Sorry, fellas. I was trying to take care of a little business back in the latrine.

I sure wish I could tell you not to go in there.

But old TAs having a little trouble cranking the cables these days.

You are taking a dump.

Plop!

I wish. Listen, I need you to do me a little favor.

As you can see, I got the bum wheel.

Had little accident in the garden yesterday, and well, with the misses up and oak lawns seeing her ant K,

I'm going to need you to go down to the drug and discount and get my pills.

And here's a list of some other things I need.

Prepa, fiber, sigs, bear nuts, turkey TV dinner.

Would you like some more toilet paper, sir?

Yeah, I need a sticky one. What are you going to do?

Well, as a matter of fact, I would. Just make sure you get the soft kind.

And go ahead and pick up something for yourselves, too.

Cool.

Plop!

Oh, check out its Paula Abula.

Yeah.

This is like every outfit she's ever had on in a video.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to go to the kitchen.

Why? I have to take a leak.

You mean the bathroom, baby?

Oh, yeah. I didn't really matter.

You should stick around, baby, because I think like, later on, you can see her apple dermis.

Well, okay, maybe I'll just stick around for a couple of minutes, baby.

I thought you said we were going to see her apple in a spermis.

No.

But your apple dermis is showing.

What? No way!

Are you talking about my nuts, sir?

You don't know what it is.

And everyone can see it.

Shut up! Your apple spermis are showing.

Your nads are too.

I have enough of this crap. I'm going to go to the kitchen.

Hey, baby, let's get back in here.

I just saw something cool.

Whoa, baby, get back in here.

Her parents are hiked up her butt.

Wow, wow, dumbass.

Hey, baby, check it out.

Sparmacidal lubricant with a reservoir tip ribbed for her pleasure.

I could use some of those.

Come on, butt munch.

We got to like get Anderson's stuff.

Okay.

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I think we need to get some of this.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, we do.

We never have too much of that.

One of these shopping rolls.

Mm-hmm.

I guess.

Yeah.

I mean, we're supposed to pick up some drugs.

Well, maybe I better have a look at that, huh?

Uh, yeah, maybe a better.

Uh, yes, come Anderson.

How's he doing anyway?

He's having butt problems.

Yeah, me too.

I pooped a lot.

That's too bad.

Well, this is going to take a few minutes.

Why don't you go ahead and finish up.

I'll have it ready when you're done, okay?

Yeah, me too.

Let's go buy some more stuff.

Yeah.

Uh, where do you keep the porno?

Uh, uh, uh.

Uh, uh, uh.

Whoa, this is cool.

Float flaying all over motorcycles.

Really?

You should buy it.

Yeah.

Uh, oh yeah.

Hey, check it out.

We're buying rubber.

Yeah.

Hi.

Hi, baby.

Uh, uh, uh, uh.

This isn't enough money.

Uh, really?

You're going to have to give me more money or else put some things back.

No way.

Look, I don't have time for this.

You're going to have to put some items back.

Uh, uh, uh.

Come on, let's go while we're young.

Uh, okay.

Uh, look, see.

Here.

Take this one.

That's for your butt.

Keep going, keep going.

Uh, okay.

You're going to have this too.

Yeah.

And this.

Here.

You probably have some napkins or paper towels.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, baby.

Uh, uh, uh.

Oh, yeah.