Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H

Hey, hulkies.

Things aren't looking so good.

Team is kind of scared we'll never get home and that we'll be

Lost in space forever.

Cold, dark space.

They say you freeze before you suffocate.

Even thinking about it makes me cold.

Earth is out there somewhere.

We keep our scanners open,

Sooner or later we'll find it.

970.

971.

What?

You gotta keep bulked up in low gravity.

I should charge you admission to watch this.

Yeah, baby.

You need to exercise the muscle

Above your shoulders, brute.

Uh-huh. If you're so smart, leader,

Why are you stuck in an oversized pet cage?

Picking up some kind of signal.

No. Hundreds of signals!

A-bomb: You did it, hulk! You got tv from earth!

Uh... Is that black and white?

Must be picking up older signals from decades past.

Locking on.

Howdy, squirts! Hey, ho!

It's your old pal, obnoxio!

Ooh, I hate clowns! Especially obnoxio.

Is he supposed to entertain kids or traumatize them?

A-bomb afraid of funny-face man?

Afraid? No way.

I just hate their freakish grins,

Beady eyes and horrifying make-up. That's all.

that's rich. A clown afraid of another clown.

Hey.

The world rests easier since the hulk

And his monstrous, muscle-bound agents of s.M.A.S.H. Have vanished.

Where did they go? Who cares?

As long as the monsters don't come back!

We're not monsters!

And the raging beast I used to be...

Gone!

Sorry. (chuckles)

And when we get home, we'll find a way to prove it to the earth,

All over again.

Tv signal's coming out of some kind of wormhole thing out there.

Could be a way back to earth.

A-bomb: Of course, just when we get a lead home, the power goes out.

All right, leader. What's the deal?

I wouldn't know.

Who wants to go home when we're having so much fun?

Skaar: Ooh. Dark.

She-hulk: What is it? Some kind of black hole?

Don't know.

But it's blocking our way to earth.

power's back on.

So go through it, jolly green.

We're going through it, right, jolly green?

You not afraid, are you?

Skaar: Hulk afraid of nothing.

I got a bad feeling about this.

She-hulk: Prepare to enter the big black whatever it is.

Picking up something on the radar.

Coming at us fast!

Missile heading our way!

Hulk: Stand down. It's the silver surfer!

Don't worry, he's an old friend.

He can help us get home.

Then why is he attacking us?

Here he comes again!

Jen! Shields up!

I thought you said he was a friend.

He is. We fought side by side to save earth.

Then he left to explore the universe.

Never seen him act like this.

I guess he's changed sides.

Losing our shields!

Skaar: How hulk stop shiny man?

We have to go out there.

Yeah. Against the silver surfer?

On what, rocket-boards?

Hey, I was kidding.

The void!

It will consume the entire universe!

Surfer, calm down!

Don't make me smash you!

That's it. You're getting smashed, tin man!

Shulkie, let's get him in a crossfire.

red hulk: Look out!

Skaar: Skaar slash shiny man!

Whoa. Shiny man tough.

He's the dag nab silver surfer.

Our weapons won't do squat.

I warned you.

Yah!

lost control.

Sorry, surfer.

Just trying to help.

the void...

Must escape the void.

She-hulk: Poor surfer.

so cold in here.

What is the matter with the heater?

Computer: Brain scans reveal patient in semi-comatose state.

Estimated recovery time unknown.

Then all we can do is wait.

Jen, fly us through this void.

Get us home.

Well, maybe I got a clue to what happened to the surfer in my footage.

Whoa, is that what I think it was?

Peek-a-boo!

Uh, that...

That sort of looks like a clown!

Uh, not... Not that I'm afraid.

Obnoxio: What do you know,

Ricky?

Okay, totally freaking out!

Time to make a peanut butter, pork and pickle sandwich.

Or five.

Skaar need five.

Or 10.

Boy, this is tight.

Must be jammed.

No jammed. Give to skaar.

Real funny.

What is this? Some kind of a-bomb gag?

Come on.

Since when is butter this hard to cut?

Eh. Red just need food.

Skaar make food!

Food machine!

Make sandwich!

Stupid machine!

Ahhh! Skaar hate tech-ma-logy!

Tech-mo-lology hate skaar!

Let skaar go!

Great. Now the appliances have gone crazy.

Red hulk: Hold on, dog-boy!

I'll pull the plug!

can't do it!

Machine cook food, not skaar!

I still got my beautiful bulk.

So how can I be so weak?

All right, leader. Talk.

How do I use your tech to help the surfer?

Ha!

Figure it out yourself, you green gorilla.

You're not even half the primate I was

When I was... Was, um, um...

What's the word?

Oh, no.

What's happening to me?

My brain!

Diminishing!

I'm quite literally losing my mind.

Don't you try and trick me!

She-hulk: Cuz? Huh?

I need you in the engine room.

My brain!

My think... Can't get un-big.

Don't know why, but everything's ticking me off.

Where's the thermostat on this thing?

This place is freezing.

Freezing? You already turned it up to 90 degrees.

How much hotter do you want it?

Clowns, clowns, clowns...

Clowns! (gasps) hey! Watch it!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, hulk! It's me, rick.

Getting so mad.

Something's wrong.

You're telling me.

I think an evil clown is coming to get me, hulk.

Have I ever told you how much I hate clowns?

'cause I really, really hate clowns!

Where are you? Smiley-faced freak.

You gotta be here somewhere. I know you're here.

There's no evil clowns, a-bomb!

It's this cold!

Get away, machines!

Skaar smash tech-mo-mology!

Red hulk: Hulk!

I lost my strength.

I'm betting it has something to do with the surfer.

Jen. You okay?

Obnoxio: Hey, ho. What do ya know?

Did you hear that? It's coming! It's the clown.

There is no evil clown!

Then what the heck is that?

Howdy, squirts! Yuk, yuk, yuk!

Okay. That's an evil clown.