Skinning (Šišanje)

...this has been one of the fiercest riots...

Good evening ladies and gentlemen...

with me in the studio tonight are the Academician Hadzi Tankosic

and Miss Lidija Lukic, the president of the Serbian branch of the

Foundation Against Juvenile Delinquency.

...the protesters, in turn, have responded with bricks

and stones, and... The general public is shocked

by reports of hooliganism on the streets.

Before we judge them, let's think a little

about the conditions in which those children grew up.

Milosevic was on one side, while on the other there was the wars,

the destruction and global Serbophobia.

You're talking about the wars, the crises, the destructions, Milosevic.

But l'd say, professor, that you and your colleagues

were singing heroic poetry while seeing Milosevic off

to the those same wars. But first, let's see the report.

Things got outta control and when a policeman came to help...

...was hit by a...from... ...shots were fired...

lf you ask people about me, one thing they'll all confirm

is that Novica never....

...miscalculated.

lf l could choose, go back,

l'd do everything the same way again.

Bro!

Hey! You can't hear me, or what?

What?

The fifth?

Cauchy-Schwarz.

lnequality. Write it down.

Name?

Novica Marjanovic

Well, Marjanovic, your paper's torn.

l miscalculated something so l tore it off.

l see. But, these are not the problems from your group.

You're a good matematician. Tell me, who were you helping

and l'll let you finish your test.

So? Stanislav.

Leave the classroom, both of you.

But you said... l lied.

l'm sorry. lt's okay.

Marjanovic! Where are you going?

l'm done. Already? The problems were easy.

Firstly, they were not. Secondly, didn't we have an agreement?

The competition lasts two hours, so you sit for two hours

checking the results. lf you've missed only one minus...

l was disqualified. For what?

Well, the professor accused me of helping others.

Helping whom?

Helping whom? Some girl?

Relja. lf you'd needed money,

l could've lent you some. lt wasn't for money.

What for then? He's a good friend.

l'd never say you would fall for that shaved poser.

He'll find his way around, trust me...

...much better than you will.

As far as l'm concerned, we'll keep practicing

as if you'd passed to the Republic Competition.

Good afternoon. Novica,

A Zen problem: a Buddhist monk gets a task from his teacher

to meditate for exactly 45 minutes. He hasn't got a watch,

just two scented sticks which burn exactly one hour each,

...but at different speeds. How is the monk going to measure

exactly the 45 minutes he needs for the meditation?

l think we should join Al-Qaeda. They're trained in Palestine,

there's much to see there. Also, we can shot as much as we like,

we can learn how to plant explosives.

You know, eventually, if we sacrifice ourselves,

we're in for eternal life in Jannah where we'll enjoy 72 virgins

for thousands of years. A couple of centuries with each of them.

They'd have to do whatever we say Because by then we'll be Shahids.

Dude! You saved me, you know.

l'll fuck that Hebrew bitch for thowing us out!

She must be a Jew- you've seen the bump on her nose?

Listen, man. l'm taking you to a lecture tomorrow.

l can see you can think. Just wear something appropriate,

something black. Screw that kids' fashion.

And here, read this. Be a good boy.

But let's be serious, the Third Reich certainly made

some mistakes, gone to some extremes

that cannot be approved by a civilized person.

But, brothers and sisters, let's look at where we are today.

Why are you dressed like an idiot? Hasn't Global Zionism already archived

all those dark goals foreseen by the late Adolf Hitler?

This guy looks like a Nazi from the lndiana Jones movies!

Oh, shut the fuck up! Look who's in charge of global capital.

Look who's governing world culture,

waging all the wars and holding the world in their grasp?

The Jews in the American administration!

Freak. ...masked by the so-called ''united market''...

Will you be quiet? Why?

First, this man is a member of the Academy of Sciences...

...and one of the Serbia's greatest intellectuals. Oh, cut the crap.

They are creating a new world! A world of new global slavery!

They are turning nations into mindless beehives.

l'm leaving, man. lf you like this Hitlerjugend crowd, you can stay.

l don't give a shit. Go get high, who cares.

We're been left alone... Gathered around our national hearth

...to defend what's rightfully ours.

See? No politically correct crap. Man has some serious ideas

on how to make things work in this fucked up society.

And who was that geek? Mirko? He's my cousin...

Some pothead, huh? No, he just sometimes...

Sometimes? Get serious! Never trust the fucking addicts.

They lie like dogs.

Came here to provoke us? Brave kid...

Tomorrow l'm taking you to the match. FC Radnik vs. Novi Pazar!

Well, l'm not really into football...

Who gives a flying fuck 'bout football?

We're going just to kick some gangsta ass!

Pufta's gangters? Yes. How do you know that...?

When that football player's leg was cut off...

They attacked me and my friend the other day...

Wait, maybe you know her, she's also a Radnik fan...

Those cunts. Picking on girls now, eh? Bastards.

You'll see our crew. True Serbs, good kids.

Never would hit somebody weaker.

Unless he's a queer. Or a Jew.

Or Albanian? Yes, well. Or a Croat.

Or Muslim? Oh, not that, never...

We really love Muslims...

Fuck you, Turkish Muslim sons of bitches!

Boo, you pussy, l'll fuck you hard, you Muslim motherfucker!

Go back to where you came from, you cocksucking bastard....

''KNlFE, WlRE, SREBRENlCA! KNlFE, WlRE, SREBRENlCA!''

''BALD PUSSlES, BALD PUSSlES!''

D'ya see the freak over there? Those are Pufta's hillbillies,

he brought them to the stand as his own private army,

as if he's got supporters behind his back so he can fuck

the club form the inside. ''YOUR DAD'S FROM A DUMPSTER!''

ls that Jomla from school!? Fat cunt!

For fuck's sake l've got no idea what to do anymore to make them scared.

Did you see that idiot? Won't play in Chechenya.

Yes, boss, the Russian League is strong, but...

l really don't like the city. Bring that over here.

Put it here. You see this instrument?

lt's your pal Nyegomir's working instrument.

The cunt wanted to transfer to FC ''Kosancic''.

That wasn't so nice now, was it? Listen,

the Skinheads are causing trouble, making a mess at the stadium,

chasing people away. lt's bad for the business. We'll deal with it.

Oh, good morning superstar! Serbian Mother Theresa!

Got hurt watching your Mistress's latest leaked video, huh?

Listen, sweetheart. ln the end l decided to sell

you that player, Nyegomir. But in increments. Bye, sweetheart.

''PUFTA'S A THlEF, PUFTA'S A FAG!''

''WE'LL FUCK YOUR FAT SON, AND YOUR SLUT MOM...''

Come here you pussy!

''GO WASH YOURSELVES!''

Those are my first hooligans, you know! lt's easy with hooligans.

Just beat them up! Yeah, right. Just, please, tell me what we need

from them, a confession, what? Cooperation. They're more useful

out there on the streets. Hey, Elvira, what's up?

Hey inspector! You're down again? l've told you so many times...

... shave yourself right, and no one will catch you.

Oh, good day, my dear juvenile delinquents!

How are you, my dear juvenile delinquents?

Wow, Mile, l haven't seen you in ages, you punk. Here l am.

Ok, then, who do l fuck first? You or your colleague?

Lidija. Lidija, please.

You can't do that, molest the detained.

Go on, take the kid out.

Ever detained before? No, it's my first time.

l know you. Do you, now?

Well, yes, it was you the other day who did the investigation,

when Radnik player's leg was cut off.

What the hell are you doing here, Marjanovic Novica?

You're a nice boy. l was defending a friend.

Which friend? The one who just insulted you,

two guys were beating him up, so... Who was beating him up?

Why don't you bring in Pufta's crowd for a change,

and leave us decent people alone? Poor workers' children, huh?

Just the jacket and the boots you're wearing can't be under

five hundred Euros. Six hundred. You were close.

You're actually bored, that's why you're doing this, right?

Who was beating him up? Feel free to tell me.

As if you'd ever arrest your colleague.

Come on, we all know how it goes. And how does it go?

Novica, listen, this is all crap, this talk about poor hooligans,

and police torture... That's some hooligan crap

that even the dumbest of you don't actually believe.

We're not Milosevic's police anymore.

Man, you're worse than Milosevic's police.

You're violating our basic human rights.

l'll complain to the European Court of Justice in Strasbourg.

You could also go on strike, so the dumpsters would have to

set themselves on fire. We're here to help you, you know.

What is it? You don't trust me?

Here, take my mobile phone number so if you remember anything

or you wanna tell me anything... And keep away from those guys,

can't you see they're morons. Tell me, does Pufta pay you well

or you do it just out of love?

Well, you see, Pufta...

lf you don't get quiet, l'll put you all in jail.

And l've got niggers there who'll rip your ass apart.

l'm a minor. l've got minor niggers.

Where have you been, you fascist pussy?

l was at the game with Relja.

So, you can finally tell a centre forward from an offside?

FC Radnik vs. Novi Pazar, they kicked ass.

Man, if you want to watch football we'll go to the proper league games.