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Ma'am, do you find the new speed bumps
in your neighborhood a nuisance?
Yes. I believe these imported speed bumps
do not fit the regulation standards.
Aah!!
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
I'm very hungry today.
Let's make something to eat.
Mmm!
This looks deli...
Aaah!!
It's back flip time!
One... two... three...
It's back flip time! Again.
One... two... three...
Okay. It's back flip time.
This time it'll work.
One, two, three!
Ta-da....
Hey!
No. No!
Oh, no!
Grandmaaa!!
Silly face challenge!
Nose baby!
Lips monster!
Sassy gangster!
Space Grinch!
Chin creature!
Aah!
And... I think we have our winner.
Belching challenge!
I think we have our winner.
High-pitched voice challenge!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaah!
Oh, no! I broke the camera!
I don't think it was the camera.
Hi, guys, this is my new phone-unboxing video.
My old phone told me it needed an update,
so I followed it's advice, threw it away,
and my dad bought me a new one.
Here comes the moment of truth.
Whoo! Dry ice!
That's new! They really know how to make it spectacular.
And here it is, the new...
What... what the...?
What is that?!
Okay, so, yeah, after a little research,
I discovered what happened to my package.
Looks like it was dispatched to the wrong address.
Clamp.
Kidney.
Hey, dude.
Huh? Ahh.
Aaah!
Mmm!
Gotcha.
All right. Bye.
See you later.
I love butter, but "science" claims the body is not designed
to consume only butter.
Well, man has been known to overcome
every great obstacle in his existence.
We've been on the moon, and proved the Earth is flat,
and Albert Einstein brought a guy named Frank
back from the grave, so I'll tell you what...
Real science is not taking "no" for an answer.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Buttersmear!
It's the combined tastes of all the essential food groups.
Burgers, bacon, sausage, and fries, bacon, burritos, curries,
bacon, bacon, bacon, all in one healthy,
yet delicious, yellow spread.
I've eaten Buttersmear every meal for 11 days now,
and I feel no ill side effects at all.
In fact, I've lost feeling in my entire body.
Pledge today to help me push mankind one step further!
Mmm! Buttersmear...
Makes everything taste a little bit butter.
If you're watching this video,
please call an ambulance.
All right, everyone.
Let me show you how you can go from this... to this.
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