Wynonna Earp

Previously on "Wynonna Earp"...

Gloria Valdez.

She's like some kind of scientist?

We think it leads to another way into the garden.

Help us find Dr. Gloria Valdez.

My mom's not one of the bodies.

Wherever Waverly is, she's not safe.

- Wynonna! - We have to get to her.

Go!

What is this place?

The blood has to be fresh.

- Let's use him up. - Bought us more time.

Shut up and run!

Wynonna!

Sheriff Haught.

At least you are wearing a smile.

Nicole!

Nicole!

Girl, you are in a league of your own.

Lady, we gotta leave.

How far down does it go?

- All the way. - Ah!

My sister's girlfriend is mutant meat or a pancake!

- Waverly's gonna kill me! - They're gonna kill you!

- I'm gone. - Haught! Stay alive!

I'm gonna come find you!

You are here!

I am!

But how are you here?

And, uh...

Why did your garments not accompany you?

Ahh! Oh my God! Don't look at me!

- I was not! - Do not look at me!

I would never!

Although...

- Sheriff Haught... - Oh my God!

I have seen many a fine formed women in my lifetime.

- Nope! Nope. - This is nothing to me,

this is merely water off a duck's back.

Well, I am not a damn duck,

so stop talking and find me something to wear!

- I cannot get in. - And I can't get out.

I shall fetch help.

And pants.

And Waverly.

I will get Waverly!

Yeah.

Yeah, Waverly!

Waverly.

Waverly Earp!

Hey!

The fire's died down.

You know...

Also, we built a fire?

You cut your hand. You fed the machine.

Don't you know how dangerous this is?

No, and neither do you. We don't know anything!

I know I swore to protect you!

And I am trying to protect this place,

just like my father did.

Since when?

Stop talking nonsense and listen!

I am a fully grown half-angel.

And an adult human lady!

Speaking of adult, Nicole is here!

What? Where? How?

She's in this hole just a way back there.

Next time, maybe lead with that!

Well, Lord knows I tried!

Well...

Are you sure it's her?

I saw her with my own two eyes.

How does she look?

Um...

I think you will be pleased.

Eat wood!

- Ugh! - My bad.

Teenagers are the worst!

Has anyone in history ever noted that before?

I said, my bad.

Those things are everywhere.

"Those things" used to be brilliant physicists.

They were working on some inter-dimensional gateway.

- To the Garden? - Whatever it was,

Black Badge was trying to weaponize it.

But once they actually got the thing to open,

BBD panicked and gassed everyone.

It's the 2005 Chili Cookoff all over again...

minus the edibles-laced cornbread,

and Hollaback Girl on repeat.

You might be even weirder than me.

And my best friend for six months has been a rat.

There's gotta be another way to get into the lower levels.

If your friend fell into the lab,

she's already bread for the walking dead.

But if she fell into the gate room...

Yeah, she fell into the gate room.

Because you want that to be true?

Hey, you know what?

What are you doing here, kid? Huh?

You've been camping out here at mutant manor for what?

Months? Years?

I can't leave my mom, okay?

I know the chances of Dr. Gloria Valdez

having survived is more unlikely

than an anti-vaxxer who Botoxes,

but I need to know what happened to her.

And if I find proof she bit it, I bounce.

Were you home-schooled, kid?

'Cause you might want to workshop that eulogy.

All I'm trying to say is...

if the gas turned her totally toxic Avenger,

I'll take care of it. Like...

- That means I kill her myself. - I cracked that code.

Yeah, okay.

- Rachel... - Shh!

Yeah, I'll tell you later.

Rachel, we can't hide forever.

I'm gonna go find Nicole with or without you.

Okay, okay yeah.

There is another way into the lab.

But we really need three people to get in.

Well, we have two.

And bonus, they're both super fucking weird.

So listen, we can help each other, alright?

But I'm not leaving this place until I find my friend.

And I didn't bring any deodorant.

- I can tell. - Nope,

not abandoning any of 'em.

My Haught cop. My celestial sister.

My vampire baby daddy.

Your life is wildin', girl.

Together.

- Nicole! Baby! - Waverly?

You're here, you're really here! How?!

- How are you here? - I have no idea!

It's so foggy. For a second I was there,

and then I was...

Wow.

Are you okay?

Are you?

Get in here and check.

What? Oh, God!

Baby, you're in some sort of silo prison.

Yeah, and Doc saw me naked!

But it's fine, I'm over it, so...

So, where is everyone else?

Is Purgatory okay?

Did you see Wynonna?

No, it's just...

it's just me.

Here with you, now.

God, it's really you.

Waverly...

Who else would I be?

Wynonna!

Argh!

I'm down here, I'm still alive!

Ow.

Oh, walnuts.

Who are you?

The lab is kept deoxygenated to keep the samples sterile.

All those words make me itchy.

Unless you want to suffocate,

we have to wear decontamination suits and masks.

Ebola outbreak, but make it fashion. Got it.

We have to cross the lab to get into the gate room.

But first, we need to find a keycard

that opens the door to the gate room.

And where do we think that is?

Around the neck of some mutant Black Badge scientists.

The good news is

they tend to stay dormant, in stasis,

unless you wake them.

Say, with a beaver blaster?

Is everything a sex joke to you?

I do try to scissor one in as often as possible.

So how do we do this?

I have to find the other keycard.

And once we're in the gate room,

we have to swipe both cards simultaneously

to reopen whatever portal my mom was working on.

We'll only have one chance to find what's at the bottom

- of the Nic-hole. - And the lab is full

of rabid lab coats.

So whatever you do, keep it quiet.

What?

We could short circuit the force field?

- But with what? - Ah! There!

That's better! Slay!

Lemme guess: Island of Lesbos, resort collection?

What the hell is that?

It's just time to feed the machine.

The machine?

It is my turn.

- I will go. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Guys? There's a machine?

Yeah. It runs on blood.

Human blood.

Yeah, we have to feed it... blood.