Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H

As you Hulkies probably know, it's snowing outside.

We got a winter wonderland in vista verde,

Japan, london, everywhere in fact.

Did I mention it's July?

Yeah, this is probably not a good thing.

Whoa. Shulkie!

We're hitting serious wind shear.

I'll try to get us above the clouds.

Try harder.

A- bomb, tell Red to shut it.

Red, Hulk says that you should shut it.

Yeah? Well, A-bomb,

You can tell green beans to make me.

So Red and Hulk are ticked at each other.

I don't know why, but I'm sure Red started it.

He usually does.

Losing altitude. Too much snow and ice built up on the wings.

Jen, we have incoming!

It's a giant hail storm.

Taking evasive action. We're hit!

Am I crazy, or does that ice cube have a guy in it?

That's no guy.

That's the prince of asgard, Thor!

He's been frozen solid.

Gotta do something. Jen?

I'll get as close as I can.

But what are we gonna do then?

We're gonna do this!

Thor, wake up!

Thor! Thor! Thor!

Ugh. Hulk? Where am I?

Never mind. Just make with your hammer-spin-fly-away thing.

Hang on.

Ha. Together on another adventure,

Narrowly avoiding doom as always.

Yeah, yeah. How did you end up in a block of ice?

I was pursuing frost giants through a portal

When I was frozen.

If I landed here,

It means their portal leads to earth,

And the frost giants are coming.

You crashed us into the middle of downtown winter, sHulkie.

I hate the cold too.

You know, I live in warm places

To get away from this stuff.

The other avengers are dealing with this mess elsewhere.

So what do your ice cube pals want?

To take over the nine realms, beginning with earth.

But we will face the sons of jotunheim with fury.

But beware of the horror the frost giants bring.

Their footprints are canyons,

Their fists are mountains,

And their icy gaze alone will freeze a man's soul.

Yeah, that's Thor, always laying on the big talk.

Where he sees foes from legends,

I see walking icebergs that need smashing.

All that manliness.

I don't know if I'm supposed to swoon or barf.

You have to be a little impressed.

This guy is the prince of asgard.

Goldilocks.

Thinks he's so tough,

Tossing around his hunk of metal.

You jest, but they threaten to freeze

Every ocean, land, and living thing on this planet.

Now let us take the fight to them.

Rick, how'd you talk me into using these things?

Rocket boards are the right tool for the job, big guy,

Not to mention they are rocket boards!

I just wanna know where the heater is on this thing.

Huh?

What?

It's cold.

I'm a California girl.

Born and raised. I don't do cold.

I admire your warrior spirit and your manly hair.

What is your name?

I am Skaar.

Ah. A warrior's name if ever I heard one.

I like it.

A - bomb, tell Hulk to get his ugly green butt out of my way.

Ugh.

Hulk, Red says to tell you

To get your ugly green butt out of his way.

You tell Red that I'm trying to stay as far away from him as I can.

They always like this?

Mmm. Not this bad.

Ah. Family issues. I understand those well.

I do not know why you squabble,

But put your differences aside for the good of all.

Tell that to sour puss.

I heard that.

Talk about your climate change.

The frost giants bring a cold this world has never known.

They will pave the way for their invasion on an ocean of ice.

There. Our enemy awaits us.

Laufey, king of the frost giants.

Fools.

Aww, my board.

Let's go crush some ice.

Follow if you dare.

Beware. The frost kind are a treacherous lot.

They're trying to lure us in.

It's a good plan.

wait!

Um, Hulk, maybe we should move.

Douse the light, you one-eyed coffee pot.

A- bomb, tell Hulk this is all his fault.

You warned him the ice was falling.

A- bomb, tell Red if he doesn't like it,

He can heat up faster and melt his cry-baby self out of there.

Red, Hulk said...

Ugh. Stop.

It's cold enough in here already

Without you two giving each other the cold shoulder.

Oh, cold shoulder? Really? That's...

You're bundled up from head to toe.

How can you possibly still whine about the cold?

Ah. I'm indestructible,

But somehow I still get chapped lips.

Well, I'm guessing the frost giants

Brought us inside their ice mountain.

Mmm?

You guess correctly.

Laufey. What do you want from us?

Tell me, thunder god,

When I have frozen your beloved earth,

Will you accept that you are to blame?

Uh, Thor?

What the heck's he talking about?

The icy revenge I planned for his home of Asgard

Even now I unleash upon your once warm green realm,

You mortal monster.

Earth is innocent.

Your quarrel is with me.

Wait a minute.

He attacked earth 'cause of a grudge between you two?

Yeah, whatever happened to "put your differences aside"?

I can't help it if he's evil.

Evil or not, your fates are sealed.

As is the fate of human kind.

I could never understand what you saw in mortals.

They're so weak, so easily frozen.

Even your monstrous Hulk walked right into my trap.

They're no better than ogres.

Well, you were trying to trick us.

We were just trying to make you feel smart. Right, jen?

sooner we get this over with,

Sooner I get my jacket back.

You're going down, snowman!

Mortals or monsters,

These are the strongest beings on earth.

this is not over.

He's getting away.

Skaar slash Icicle man.

Great. My jacket is soaked.

Someone tall and frosty is toast.

What witchery is this?

An Ice serpent!

Hey, my barbarian friend,

Only I am worthy to wield mjolnir.

Incoming!