The Lifeguard

See you monday.

Where are you going now? I'm going home.

No.

Yeah.

What did it sMell like?

Animal. Meat.

My boss, he call over here. Nothing.

Neighbor said, "I can hear the sound... this animal."

Handcuff.

Like, in jail?

They shackled him to the radiator?

Look.

It's just a baby too.

Not full-grown.

Trying to get out.

It's not our fault, the tiger.

You write that, right?

Uh...

Sorry. I just... I need some air.

This is no kind of thing.

I don't want to hide.

They're little.

They're buried stories, I guess,

but... They're yours,

so you get attached.

It's not offbeat.

It's news, and if you put it in offbeat,

it makes it... it makes it sound like a joke.

This is a really good story, Raj.

Look, relax, Leigh.

Hey! Thank you.

We're very happy.

She was very happy.

Well, about time I manned up, right?

To the tiger.

May the road rise.

May the tiger... don't say anything about the tiger.

May the tiger run free in tiger heaven...

Where the steaks are plentiful...

And there's a lot of tree stumps for scratching.

Come Back Meet me at the lakefront

He Says, "Hey, We're all waiting there"

Tiff Is Coming Too

But That Bith Is always late

Donny And his slutty girlfrien

Heidi And Her Sister, Yeah

Says We'll Smoken An apple

I Say I'm Not A Girl Scout

Do You Know How

How To Get Me There?

Make Me Forget Fall is in the air

Come On, Last Forever

We Won't Last Forever

Mom Is Calling Us, But we're still high

Still High For Now

Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Oh

Still High For Now

Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Oh

He Says, "Don't you ever stop

I Say, "We're Raindrs In the sun"

Still High For Now

Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Oh

Still High For Now

Uh-oh, Uh-oh

Still High For Now

Still High For now

Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Oh

Well, I...

here you go, moose. Go on, bud.

Are you sure about the... why did you bring your cat?

Because I couldn't leave him?

Well, couldn't you have a friend look in on him or...

look in on him? Uh-huh.

Mom. I'm calling peta.

Well, we don't have a litter box, so...

mom? Yeah?

What? No, no, no! Don't move anything!

There's an order to all of this.

Okay. Okay.

Are you stripping?

No. Are you sure?

It's belly dancing. I started a new class.

I... I have four students.

And is this the name that you chose? "Dance mamas"?

- Really? - yeah. Ha, ha, ha.

I happen to like the name. Please, just don't mess anything up.

- I'm trying to start a business. - oh. Can I keep this?

- Hi! Hi! - there she is. Hi, baby.

Oh, give me a hug! Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

I wanna move back in with you guys.

Honey, you're 30 years old.

I'm 29. I'm 29.

And 10 months.

I've never, you know, asked for...

I just need some time out of my life.

Well, we all do.

Are you all right, Leigh?

Yeah.

I just don't want to turn 30...

And still be in that life anymore.

Well, what's wrong with the life you have in the city?

It's not...

it's not good. I mean, I'm not...

I'm not happy.

You're depressed?

Is that it? Are you depressed?

No. Not c... clinically.

My life hasn't turned out like I pictured.

Well...

well. It's just nice to have you here.

Okay?

If you're gonna stay here,

you have to contribute.

To what?

Okay.

Of course.

I would... I would say you both have a very keen eye...

Because this painting represents...

A very small percentage of what he produced.

And this is a happier piece...

um, this is one of the happier pieces.

Um, but there's a...

if I'm gone for 30 minutes, nobody notices. Nobody even cares.

This is your ideal job.

How long are you here for? I think a while.

Like... A while.

Why? I'm getting back to basics.

What about your job?

Yeah.

No.

What about your boss?

He...

um, that guy's engaged.

Leigh-Leigh.

Why are you just standing here?

I need you to cancel your plans with anyone else ever.

Okay. Have you seen Mel?

No. Why? You should probably see Mel.

I'm home!

No. You guys can talk.

Sorry. I'm gonna... I'm here, but I'm... I'll close...

Get Back To The Island

Get Back To The Rain

Get Back To The Start

So We Can Do It Again

Snuffed By The Sunshine

Covered In Gray

Get Back To The Sun So we can feel it again

I saw Todd.

I know. I can't...

thirty, still in the closet.

Seriously? It's like...

hey, do you still smoke? I'm not supposed to.

What, are they bad for you?

Um... well...

No, we're trying to get pregnant.

Like, with a human baby? Mm-hmm.

But it's been about six months, and there's just...

Nothing happening.

It'll happen.

It'll happen.

So you don't... no.

Yes. Yes.

I will. All right.

Don't tell John.

Okay. Oh, shit. Can anyone see me, do you think?

Mmm. Maybe.

Well, then we should go. Wow.

Teen mom.

Place Me In the shadow of your love

Like An Alley Cat Aroused

I Believe We've Had Enough

Hey, Hey, Hey

Place Me In the shadow of your love

I have a plan.

- You have a plan? - a good plan.

I'm gonna lifeguard.

What?

- She was a lifeguard in high school. - and college.

- Where? - fox crest condo complex. It's really good money.

It's good money?

How much? Wait. Can I... hold on.

I'm sorry. Can I just say, what the hell are you talking about?

You realize that minimum wage is 8.25 now, so that's... that's not exactly...

You're not going to have your high school job. You have a college degree, and you're 30.

I'm 29.

Todd, I'm 29. That's a fact. Hey, hey, hey.

Todd, can I have... thank you.

Can you please not do that? Come on.

It's one drag, John. Fine. Okay?

I got a question for you, Leigh.

You think these guys are gigantic losers...

Because they've never left ridgefield?

I mean, I don't think that. I'm just asking, you know...

- that's a really judgmental question. - yeah.

Well, Leigh's cosmopolitan now, and she understands this kind of thing.

- What do you think? - definitely. Absolutely.

- See? - honestly, I do.

It's a sweet job.

You do nothing. You do nothing.