Drop Kick on My Devil!! (邪神ちゃんドロップキック)

JULY 9TH

LIFE THEATER

I blew it again.

That was my 17,711th attempt!

Won't leave

Without a dropkick on her

Zazas Zazas Nasatanada Zazas

-She summoned me, the evil god -Evil god

-I gotta kill her or else -What?

-I can't go back to hell -Sister...

Yeah, yeah, yeah Life next to death, I combat with my chainsaw

If you go too far

I'll slice you up completely

Your halo Must get it back

-Never miss a chance -Hey, seriously?

-To attack her from behind -You're so mean

I'll never give up

Yurine, you're off your guard!

Now! Time to finish you with the Royal Copenhagen!

Huh? What? I missed...

Can't leave Earth

Without a dropkick on her

But until then

-Let's all have fun together -Yeah!

Medusa!

What is it, Jashin-chan? You look so serious.

-We're going to the bank. -What?

No, resist that urge! Don't rob the bank!

Please don't!

Chill out. We're just withdrawing your money.

Oh, you got me there.

Well, the slots got me.

-I'm so relieved. -Don't be.

My actions rewrite history.

This is the last time.

Now, let's get going to the bank.

How the hell did we end up in the middle of a bank robbery?

Don't make a sound!

Don't get smart with us.

I should have sent you here alone.

I never signed up for this!

You! Viper girl, cut the whining or I'll kill you.

I don't care what happens to her, just spare my life, won't you?

How could you!

Another word and you're both dead.

Mom, I wanna play cards.

-Quiet, not now. -This sucks.

Jashin-chan, do you think your dropkick could take these humans out?

You're a devil, you should punish them.

But if I miss, they'd kill me. Why risk my life?

Even devils aren't immune to a bullet in the head.

But you have to protect everyone!

Mom, I'm starving.

Hang in there.

I'm supposed to take my meds right now.

I can't let my pet chick starve to death.

I can't afford to miss today's business meeting.

I'm missing out on Miyutan's handshake event.

Guess I'm late for work.

-Baby coming... -I'm going to pee my pants!

Fine, all right.

Jashin-chan!

If you're so inclined, go for it.

I'll be an innocent bystander who lives.

I should look for another gig.

-Baby... -I need those meds to stay thin.

-This is horrible! -My poor chick!

You're really going for it?

Yes.

-Are we done? -No, not yet.

Hey, move again and you're dead.

What's with the paper bag?

Excuse me, would you please take a look at my eyes?

Hey, she's pretty cute!

Well done.

Everyone, we're safe now.

-What just happened? -No idea, but we're safe now!

She looks like Miyutan!

-Thank you. -Paper bag girl!

Thanks.

The baby's born, I'm ecstatic.

I couldn't hold it. It's all lukewarm for me.

My dropkick would've been just as effective, you know.

But I'll let Medusa take all the credit here.

Orochimaru! That was quite a feat!

Oh, that was nothing, really.

Couldn't do it without my partner, Medusa.

Hey, paper bag girl.

When will they de-fossilize?

Oh, eventually.

-Gotcha! Leave the rest to us! -Thank you.

Let's go, Orochimaru.

-Where? -Oh, come on.

I'm gonna make you mine today.

-You're under arrest! -No way in hell!

-Medusa, help! -Not my problem.

Bank robber arrest victory! Now that's Insta-worthy.

Hashtag "no money stolen."

Hashtag "but my heart was."

Hashtag "I love Orochimaru."

I need you! ATM!

You're on your own, deceiver.

The ATMs are over there.

What? You traitor!

I should've known!

The number of bank robberies in Japan peaked in 2001.

Since then, they have decreased.

Instead, low-risk crimes like bank transfer scams have sky-rocketed.

Don't be a victim. Check-in with your parents frequently.

But history's changed now!

My bag ripped.

Use this.

Thanks, that's good for now.

But nothing tops craft paper bags when it comes to comfort, texture and smell.

Never knew you were so particular.

It's a new day!

Time to deliver the milk!

MILK

There! That's it for today.

Sweet. I was a second faster than last time!

At this rate, I'll eventually make a zero-second record!

Oh, I wish!

Seconds, please!

-You've got quite the appetite. -She's got no shame.

You're just a great cook, Jashin-chan.

I know. No need to say it.

Here you go.

Just like the folktales.

Like this one.

Where does that energy come from?

Never caught a cold as a child either.

They do say that fools never catch colds.

I've never caught a cold either.

Because I'm a fool.

Are you okay on time?

Shoot, I'm gonna be late.

Thanks for breakfast! See you!

Minos works so hard.

The complete opposite of someone I know.

I'm a devoted homemaker.

Here we go.

We're glad to have you here.

You can count on me.

-It's so heavy... -Hey, little one!

Me?

Yeah, you! Little one! I'm talking to you.

You're moving too slow. Wake up, will you?

Why do I have to be treated like a slave in order to survive?

Leave the heavy-lifting to me.

Go get assigned another task.

Thank you so much.

No biggie.

She's so bright.

She is a devil, right?

Another busy day of work all done!

Time to jog back home.

Thanks for--

I couldn't even thank her. I'm such a loser.

I will next time.

Will I ever get to see Jashin-chan?

-My bad! Are you okay? -Yes.

Good, I'm glad.

Get home safe.

See you!

She's a devil!

Wait, do you know Jashin-chan? Hey!

Hey, Minos!

-Let's play cards! -Play with us.

Sorry, kiddos, I don't have my cards with me.

Really?

That's a bummer.

-Next time, I promise! -Okay, see you!

-Bye! -See you later!

Hey, kiddos...

I've got cards we could play with, what do you say?

No, we're good.

-Let's go, guys. -Yeah.

-We wanted Minos. -She's got big boobs.

-Minos is really good, too. -She's got big boobs, too.

What a day today!

Taking a bath after a hard day's work is the best feeling ever.

Yeah!

Delicious!

I'm ready to do it all again tomorrow!

We're both devils, but why is Minos more popular with humans? Damn it!

You're better off extinct, humans!

With that attitude, it's no surprise.