Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

We'll return to Moby Dick right after these messages.

Hi, I'm Julie and I'm here to tell you about a very special offer.

How would you like to get paid up to $100 a day just for talking to interesting people?

Whoa! $100 a day!

Think of all the people we could help with that money.

What?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Never felt me!

My money!

My money!

I don't want to look at some dudes butt!

Change it, buddy!

Come on, be the...

This song kinda rocks.

Besides, later on, they show a dog from that.

Oh, I'll stick around for that!

Damn it, I'm sick of seeing water in videos.

Yeah, but this water is cool, since it's like...

...soldered by the power plant.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Remember when we went swimming by the power plant?

It's like a warm and stuff.

That was cool.

Oh, what was it?

Your turds were all orange for a month.

And you got those big blisters on your nads?

I know.

Now that's what I'm saying, it was cool.

I know.

Now that's what I'm saying, it was cool.

I'm in the fast lane.

Flys in the fast lane?

That's pretty cool.

Yeah.

Remember when we put that fly in gasoline?

That was cool.

Come here.

He didn't say gasoline, but it said fast lane.

That's like something different.

I know that dumbass.

Damn it. See, let's see.

Always ruin everything.

I don't.

I just was saying, you know what?

You suck about fast.

Look, look, it's a dog's nad.

Is that what you were talking about?

Yeah, I think that was it.

Oh, cool.

You're the king.

What I personally like about telemarketing is the give and take.

You give him a call, and then you take their money.

Okay.

All right.

Well, boys, you have the right instinct.

You see, selling magazines is serious business.

If we spend too much time laughing on the job, we won't stay number one.

Number one.

Yeah.

Let's get on with your training.

Now, the more people we call, the more magazines we can...

You don't have any like adult magazines.

Yeah, like national geographic.

You dumbass.

Sometimes they show boob, many.

Let's get right down to it.

Now, these are your scripts, boys.

When you call a customer, don't try to get creative.

Simply follow what's on this car.

The key is to keep talking so the customer never has an opportunity to say no.

Okay.

Now, you try it.

Hello, cut summer's name.

This is say your name, Calding.

No, stupid.

Say your name.

Your name?

Say butthead.

Butthead.

No, when it says say your name, you say butthead.

Make up your mind, athwipe.

Yeah.

That's a complicated name.

A garbled fax, a faulty hard disk, and a temperamental copy machine turned butthead

incorporated into a corporate nut house right after this.

Cerc de Scotty.

Cerc de Scotty.

I need more speed.

Bunghole.

Error numbers.

I get cracking.

He said crack.

Yeah.

Hello.

My name is...

I'm calling to offer a special deal.

Or something.

Well, now you can stop right there, fella.

Whatever you're selling, I ain't a buyin'.

Whoa.

I got guns and ammo.

70's are pent up.

Guns and ammo.

Well, oh, bestie is running little, low-own shells.

I'll tell you what, sign me up for a gross.

Come, brand-a, Amigo.

A gross.

That's 144.

Err.

Err.

Who is this?

Err.

Your name.

And I have a special deal for you.

Or something.

It's in my pants.

You sicko.

Oh, cool.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey, how's it going?

It was calling, please.