Robot Chicken

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> MY SON PERSEUS, YOU HAVE THE ADVANTAGE OF A STRONG BODY AND A

PLEASING FACE, BUT YOU WILL NEED THE HELP OF ZEUS!

HERE IS AN IMPENETRABLE SHIELD AND A SWORD THAT WILL PENETRATE

ANY ARMOR.

TRY NOT TO GET IT TOO CLOSE TO THE SHIELD.

NOT SURE WHICH ONE BEATS THE OTHER.

BO-RING!

WHAT ABOUT THIS LITTLE BABY?

YEAH, GIT-R-DONE!

>> IF YOU TOUCH YOUR SISTER ONE MORE TIME, I AM DRIVING THIS CAR

INTO A LAKE!

>> I'M IRON MAN!

IGNITE ROCKET BOOTS!

WHOOSH!

VR-R-R-OOM! ZHO-ZHO!

REPULSER RAYS, GO!

CHOO-CHOO-CHOO!

I'M IRON MAN!

HOLY CRAP!

IT'S IRON MAN FOR REAL!

HEY, IRON MAN!

IRON MAN!

IRON MAN, LOOK AT ME!

I'M IRON MAN, TOO!

>> WHAT THE -- WHOA!

>> HEY, HULK, I'M IRON MAN!

>> WORKS FOR HULK.

>> WHOA!

UNH! UNH! OW!

MOMMY?

UNH!

I'M...IRON MAN.

>> WELL, WORKS FOR GIANT-MAN.

>> AAAAAAAAAH!

I'M IRON MAN.

>> YAY, IRON MAN!

>> NICE JOB, AVENGERS.

HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT LITTLE KID?

>> KID?

>> LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

NOW HE'S A REAL IRON MAN.

GET IT? IRON MAN.

HE'S MADE OF IRON.

>> >> WHAT? WHAT?

>> TOO SOON, TONY, TOO SOON.

>> >>

>>

>> >>

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NASCAR'S NEWEST DRIVER,

SPEED RACER.

>> IT IS MY GOAL TO DRIVE MY CAR

THE FASTEST, USING ALL THE RPMs AT MY DISPOSAL AND CROSS THE

FINISH LINE BEFORE THE OTHER CARS, WHICH WILL RESULT IN ME

WINNING MANY RACES, MM?

>> HEY, MR. RACER, HAVE YOU LINED UP ANY CORPORATE

SPONSORSHIPS?

>> AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'VE LINED UP JAPAN'S MOST POPULAR

ANIMé SERIES TO SPONSOR MY CAR.

THE ENGLISH TRANSLATION OF

THE SERIES IS "MANY-TENTACLED RAPISTS FROM HELL CONQUER THE

INNOCENCE OF SCHOOLGIRLS," AND, AS YOU CAN SEE, THE PRODUCTION

VALUES ARE EXTREMELY HIGH.

HO-HO-HO.

>> OH, NO! SPEED, COME QUICK!

>> >> I THOUGHT SOUTHERN

INTOLERANCE WAS A THING OF THE PAST.

>> FOLKS, HEY, THIS ISN'T A HATE CROSS.

IT'S A WELCOME CROSS.

>> WOW, THIS PARTICULAR GIFT BASKET CONTAINS A WIDE SELECTION

OF OMAHA STEAKS, PLUS A $50 GIFT CERTIFICATE TO BEST BUY.

AHHH.

>> HEY, I NEVER GOT A WELCOME CROSS.

>> AND THE MACH 5 MAKES AN EARLY PUSH USING A DEBATABLY LEGAL

TACTIC.

>> SPEED, THOSE MUST BE THE JEWEL THIEVES THAT STOLE THE

DAYTONA 500 DIAMOND.

>> >> THIS CALLS FOR A LITTLE

CREATIVE DRIVING.

>> OH, MY!

GONNA HAVE TO CHECK THE RULE BOOK ON THAT MANEUVER, RACE

FANS.

>> DON'T WORRY, SPEED.

HELP IS ON THE WAY -- FROM A MYSTERIOUS ALLY.

>> HEY, EVERYBODY, GIVE SPEED RACER'S SECRET BROTHER

SOME ROOM.

>> GO HELP YOUR SECRET BROTHER, RACER X.

>> BOY, I WISH I HAD A SECRET BROTHER LIKE RACER X.

>> THOSE DRIVERS ARE PERSISTENT, BUT THEY ARE CERTAINLY NO MATCH

FOR THE MACH 5.

>> WHOA!

NOT SURE THAT OIL-SLICK DISPENSER IS NASCAR REGULATION,

FOLKS.

>> GOOD GOD!

>> SIR! SIR!

THE TV RATINGS ARE IN!

>> HOT DAMN!

VIEWERSHIP HAS TRIPLED!

>> YAY, SPEED!

>> OH, YEAH! HURRAY FOR SPEED!

>> WE DID IT -- FIRST PLACE!

>> YAY, SPEED!

SAY, WHERE ARE SPRITLE AND CHIM CHIM?

>> HO-HO-HO!

THOSE SCAMPS ARE PROBABLY STOWED AWAY IN THE MACH 5 AGAIN.

>> Both: HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!

>> All: >> UH...

SOMEONE GET A HOSE AND A GARBAGE BAG.

>> THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

>> GOODBYE, DOROTHY.

>> BYE, DOROTHY!