Adventure Time

Hey, fart face!

Unhand Princess Bubblegum!

Foolish interlopers!

Whoa!

Ungh! - Hee hee hee!

Ooh! My eyesight!

Huh?

Hey, Ice King!

I bet you'll never kiss the Princess!

I will kiss her. I will!

Hold still.

You just kissed Jake's butt!

What?!

Ugggggggh!

The hour is yours, but the day shall be mine!

Just like you, Princess...

Mine!

What a patoot.

Thanks for saving the day yet again, boys.

You're welcome, Princess.

Uh...

I'm gonna throw you two a party.

Meet at the Candy Kingdom tonight!

Party!

Whoo-hoo!

That paper crane for Princess Bubblegum?

I just thought I'd bring her a gift

in return for throwing us this party.

Heh. I bet you wish you were my butt.

What?

I bet you wish you were my butt,

because then the Princess, you know...

No, wait.

I bet you wish you were the Ice King

and the Princess was my butt.

- What?! - Hmmm.

Oh!

I bet you wish Bubblegum would kiss you, too!

Like the Ice King and my butt!

That's ridiculous!

Ahhh.

Huh? Rrr!

What's so funny?

Hey, everybody. Finn and Jake are here!

Who's ready to party?!

What's everyone laughing at? - Shh!

Stand back, everyone.

This style of massage is called.

"Best Friend Massage."

Oh, my gosh!

Because it can only be done for friends.

It is completely consensual.

Oh, holy cow.

Relax yourself now, Lumpy Space Princess.

Hyah!

Oh! I feel so great!

Who is that guy? - Ha ha!

Greetings, partygoers.

Glad you could all make it.

Princess Bubblegum!

Princess, I-I just wanted to thank you for...

Oh... my... gosh!

PB, you got to check out this super-cute guy.

You're gonna love him. - Uh...

This is...

O-oh, my gosh. I don't even know your name.

Ricardio.

Ricardio at your service.

I've been waiting all evening to meet you, Princess.

I've heard you appreciate ancient technology.

Have you ever used a ba"aflonic laser

to align the hybernautilus rift

in the boobatron plasmordial formation?

Whoa! No, I haven't!

You want to continue this conversation on the dance floor?

It would be my pleasure, Princess.

Why didn't the Princess invite me to dance?

If you want to dance, just go dance.

But now she's dancing with him!

Oh! I feel... weird!

Eh, it sounds like you're dealing

with some new emotions you don't understand...

Like jealousy.

Blaarrrgg!

Look, man, just go out there and get down!

The plasmordial layer is

completely independent of the babalons.

Dip! - Wow!

That would mean that the Babalons would fluctuate

with the piranha nanosphere.

Correct. - Ugh!

They're ta"ing about science, man.

I can't compete with that.

Do the science dance. Remember it?

It was sort of like this.

You think that'll work?

Yeah! Probably. Do it, man! You're a pro!

Science dance! Science dance!

- Proximity to... - Science dance!

Hey, Princess, you wanna spend some time with me?

Excuse me, Princess. You must excuse me.

Oh. Uh, all right.

Finn! What the cabbage?!

I was learning about Zanoits!

Oh. I'm... into Zanoits.

T -They're the best!

Zanoits kill hundreds of thousands of plantoids a year.

Oh, no! Not the plantoids!

Plantoids produce mellotoxin.

Mellotoxin kills Zanoits!

So, are Zanoits... good things?

You're totally jealous of Ricardio.

No, I'm not!

I just don't like the way he ta"s to you.

It makes me feel weird. - That's jealousy, hon.

I'm not jealous!

I'm weird!

Woof! Man, this is going bad!

Hey, Finn, you got to come help me

slay these peanut monsters at the bar!

It can't wait!

Wow, man. What happened out there?

Ugh! I-I don't know.

I was trying to warn her, but...

but she twisted my words around.

Yeah, ladies are twisty, man.

Bubblegum's super-smart, too. - I know.

And I can't shake this weird feeling about Ricardio.

I think he's... a villain.

Why?

Is it because his face is so foldy and dramatic?

No! I can just feel it in my gut.

He's up to something sinister.

Maybe what you feel is romantic rivalry.

- I'll prove he's a villain! - How?

Stakeout.

Here he comes!

They're ta"ing.

Lemme see. I can read their lips.

"Hey, shorty, you should pick your boogers and then fart."

"You look kind of like a big pink baguette."

Get serious, Jake! This is life and death!

Is it? Don't get me wrong...

I'm all about stakeouts and spying on this guy,

but what if he's not a villain?

What if he just looks wicked?

Some people look wicked but are super-nice.

- I gotta trust my gut. - Ooh.

He's on the move. Let's roll.

I see him.

He's holding rope and going into the trash.

He's smashing bottles.

And pretending to stab someone!

So... he's recycling? Or what?