Greg and Charlotte Excitement

Hi, I'm Isabella Roland.

And I'm Brennan Lee Mulligan.

Welcome to our key party.

- Leave your key in the bowl by the door and get some water.

It's gonna be a long night.

- Today we are giving these comedians

a total transformation.

They have no idea who or what they're about to become.

- Shut the fuck up. - I love it.

- Once they see themselves in the mirror,

they'll have to make up a character on the spot

and then sit down with me for an improvised interview.

This is "Very Important People."

3, 2, 1, open!

- Well, well now. - Well, I cannot.

No. - I-

Our true selves at last.

My God, you actually just look stunning.

And you are beautiful.

Well, let's relax, but...

Different strokes

for different folks. - For different folks.

Are we superheroes?

Sunfire, use your radiance blast and after that,

I'll use twirl attack.

Pow! - Pow.

Drink milk every day!

The American Dairy Farmers Association says,

"Fuck terrorism!"

Too dark?

They made me look too good,

and I think it's a little too distracting.

Get to a point and it's like, can't be funny.

- After WrestleMania, we decided to amicably part ways.

I haven't taken my ring off.

And I've moved on.

I could go to couples therapy by myself,

'cause then it's not couples therapy,

it's just solo therapy.

And I do that twice a week by myself already.

Okay, well I love you and, okay, so,

and you're, it's gone, so.

We all have a story to tell,

and sometimes those stories need

to be shared with the world.

Good evening, I'm Vic Michaelis,

back with another edition of "Very Important People."

- Do you consent? - Do you consent

to being physically lifted

in the air? - Do you consent?

Do you consent? - Do you consent to be

physically lifted? - Yes, I am, I am.

Okay, okay, ah! - Here we go,

here we go. - Ah, okay!

And this is the power of wrestling.

- Wow. - This is the power

of wrestling. - And it's the power

of wrestling, okay. - This is the power

of wrestling. - Here we go.

- Wow. - Here we go.

- There we go. - Hello, and we're here.

Wow. I don't like. - Here we go, here we go.

Go, every time.

We don't stop. Here we go.

Here we go.

- Here we go. - Here we go!

Okay wonderful.

- Here we go, yes. - Wow.

This is the power

of wrestling. - Please sit, sit down.

- This is the power. - This is the power

of wrestling. - This is the power

of wrestling. - Wrestling.

- Wow. - This is the power-

- Of wrestling, wow, okay. - This is the power

of wrestling.

And thank you.

Wow. - What's up?

It's Greg Excitement

and Charlotte Excitement. - Excitement.

Telling you to shut the fuck up

and enjoy what we do.

- Wow. Come on. - Spot me. Spot me.

- Come on folks. - Spot spot.

- And look at this. Spot. - Spot me.

- Back away. - Spot me.

- And I'm here. - Spot me.

- And my hands are up. - Spot.

- And I'm not touching. - Back away.

Wow. Okay. (laughing)

This is, everything's good.

- Please take your seat. - What's up?

You can go ahead and take your seats.

What's up?

You can go ahead

and take your seats. - Take your seats.

Okay. So excited to be here.

Wagon Wheel Watusi.

Wagon Wheel Watusi.

- I love this one, actually. - Here we go, here we go.

- I know this one. - Here we go,

into the chair.

Okay. I need you to lift.

- Spot me. - Fuck.

- Okay. - Fuck. I need you-

- Take a seat. - Ow, ow.

- I'm coming down. - Charlie horse.

- Charlie Horse. Okay. - Charlie Horse.

- Seeing double Charlie. - I have to say,

seeing this in person really is a marvel.

I was a huge fan as a kid

of the Excitements. - Greg!

- Charlotte! - Greg!

Vic!

Okay, here we go.

1, 2, 3.

Wow.

And so I'm gonna go ahead and help.

Right? - Here we go.

And then I'm here too.

And it's the three of us.

How fun. - I'm gassed.

What an entrance. Ah!

I can't believe we're here.

We were trying to book you last season

and your agent said uh-uh, don't even think about it.

Don't know what you are,

don't know what you do.

And now you're here.

Last year was tough, booking-wise.

Of course, us too.

You two are famously- - That's good.

What do you guys use?

- Is that real coffee? - Folgers?

- Folgers? - Is this instant?

- I don't know. - Is this instant?

- Individual package. - You showed up for instant.

I think probably it was just

sort of normal. - Drink as much as you can.

Coffee. Okay, wow.

How about this?

We'll send you home with some coffee. How about that?

Okay. You all right?

I guess.

I was a huge fan of you as a duo.

I've followed your career.

You two and your love for each other really,

I think has helped me and my marriage.

And watching you two always working things out really

has meant so much to me.

You read our book.

I did read your book.

- Love Lasts Forever. - I did.

Except when it doesn't,

Which is the sequel. We are divorced.

I'm sorry?

Amicably.

Proudly, happily.

- Legally. - Legally,

we are no longer a married couple.

What?

But we are still domestic partners.

- Yeah. - So you're together still?

No.

We no longer share rings,

but we are-

In the ring!

This Thursday night,

parking lot of the MGM Grand.

Please come. Please bring $20.

Cash. - There's a parking lot

at the MGM Grand? - Caesar's.

Caesar's, fuck!

Yeah, I know.

I don't look like it, I'm a big wrestling

aficionado myself.

I like to fancy myself- - Can you pass

the whole bowl? - Again, we can send you

home with a bag of these.

You don't have to take 'em right now.

- Vic, I would be delighted to get a bag of this.

And you just have to understand that we've been lied to

by a lot of daytime talk show hosts.

I'm sorry to hear that.

And they say we'll give you a bag

and then they don't give you a bag.

- And you're gonna go ahead and keep those now.

- I don't have pockets, Vic. - Yeah, I'm sorry.

We need to go back.

19 years old, 19 years old.

And you meet in college,

you get in a fight in the parking lot, you start rumbling,

all of a sudden you kiss and you fall in love.

That starts the Excitement Dynasty,

partners in both the house and in the ring.

Everybody loves you. You got this great duo going on.

You release a book. Everyone's very excited.

What happened?

Wow. Is it cliche to say life happened?

Yes. (laughing)