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CASHIER Howdy. Welc... Big Ol...

Um, yeah, howdy.

Can I get a bacon ranch burger with tots?

- Get me the spicy chicken. - A spicy chicken.

And what did you decide, hon?

I'm thinking it's a nuggets day.

Oh, 9- or 12-piece?

You know what, I feel like being bad. Make it 12.

And a 12-piece nugget, please and thank you.

...burg, spicy chick... and nugs.

Anything else?

Not sure. Can you repeat that back?

I got it, sir. Just pull up to the window.

- That'll be $38.90. - Oh!

$38.90? Boy, that inflation is no joke, huh?

- It's all there, sir. - Oh, no offense,

but, uh, we've just learned the hard way.

Trust, but verify.

Ah. Ah!

Looks like we only have a 9-piece nugget here.

- Yeah. - Yeah, well, I ordered a 12-piece.

No, you said 9.

No, I'm positive I said 12.

But with that squawk box of a speaker you guys have--

Look, I already charged you for 9.

Anyways, we're out of nugs.

You're out of nugs?

You're telling me in that whole restaurant,

these are the last 9 nuggets?

Al, sweetie, it's no biggie.

Yeah, Dad. Seriously. Chill.

No, I am chill, Brian, and it is a big deal.

You ordered 12 nuggets you deserve 12 nuggets.

We're not leaving until my wife gets three more nuggets.

Sweetie, this really isn't worth it.

It's not like I really need them anyway.

She really doesn't, man.

Wh... what did you say?

Nothing, man. - Can we just please go, Al?

No, no, no, no, no.

You said she-she really doesn't.

She-she really doesn't what?

She doesn't need any more nuggets.

Al! Dad!

What happened exactly?

This lunatic lunged at my employee.

He tried to come through the window,

and now he's stuck clogging up my dinner rush.

- Oh. - Nancy.

Tell him to stop yanking on him. They're gonna break a rib.

Hey, you guys, you need to leave

the yanking to the professionals. Thank you.

Paul, Marjan, get some cribbing underneath the legs.

- What's your husband's name? - Al.

Excuse us.

Excuse us.

Hey.

Al, how are ya? Owen. This is Tommy.

We're gonna get you out of there.

Oh, please and thank you.

Hey, Al, this is my friend TK.

He's gonna check your vitals.

Hey, I need you to tell me, are you in any pain?

Do you think you've broken anything?

Other than my dignity, I-I-I think I'm okay.

But I'll be hearing about this from the wife for a long time.

She says I have an anger problem.

Hey, those are nuggets.

I knew it, liar!

Al. Al. No, no.

Do you see the nuggets?

They said they were outta nuggets.

That's how this whole thing started.

You're a liar!

Al. Keep your heart rate down.

Liar! Whoa!

Hey, hey. They're not gold nuggets.

Marjan, why don't you get the silicone?

- Yep. - Tell Judd and Paul to do the same.

Copy, copy. Uh, hey, listen, man.

Uh, your wife might be onto something here with this anger thing.

You ever thought about getting professional help?

Oh, you sound like her.

Well, maybe you oughta listen to her.

No shame in getting help.

I did.

- You-you went to therapy? - Hmm.

I don't believe that.

Oh, believe it.

For a while there, he was punching

more people than Russell Crowe.

Would you guys focus on your work?

Man, these pants are really soaking up the lube.

Hey, don't use the whole thing.

I ain't even cover half his booty yet.

Okay, back up, please. Back up. Back up.

Thank you. Back. Thank you. Thank you.

God, he's gonna go viral again.

This is almost as bad as Six Flags.

What happened at Six Flags?

We don't talk about Six Flags.

Alright, we're gonna rock him back and forth gently and then we're gonna pull,

we're going to get him out of here. On my count.

Okay. - One, two, three.

Ow, ow! Stop, stop! Okay.

Stop, stop, stop. We don't have enough lube.

Well, this night couldn't get any worse.

Okay. Um, Marjan, get the Sawzall.

- We're gonna have to cut him out of here. - Yup.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

- Who's gonna pay for that? - Insurance.

And if it doesn't?

You sue him later for damages.

Wait. Sue? Sue who?

Oh, I can't afford that.

I got a kid going off to college in the fall.

Please. There's gotta be some other way.

Is that lard?

Really grease him up.

Judd, get plenty of lard on his behind.

Well, I guess this night could get worse.

Alright, let's all try this again. On three.

One, two, three.

Hey-hey!

We're gonna get you to the hospital.

They're gonna take some tests just to be sure.

Thank you, all. I'm so embarrassed.

No judgments. I've been there.

Hey, wait. You forgot your nuggets, lard ass.

Hey, that was unnecessary.

Yes. Eso.

Y'all got four-alarm with frosting, huh?

Mm-hmm. Good thing you have a firefighter on the premises

in case you cannot manage the wind, ladies.

- Oh, no, they've got the wind. - Okay.

Alright, well, before it all melts, please.

I'll tell you what, Tommy Vega,

birthday manicures is where it's at.

You partying too?

You know what?

I figured they were too old for ponies,

too young for strippers.

They do look like they're having fun, though, right?

Yeah, they're having a ball. What'd you mean?

Well, it's their first birthday without their dad, so...

This is where the party's at?

Uncle Julius!

Double trouble! Ohh!

How are my girls?

Oh, hell, no. No.

That man did not just walk into my house.

Is this the infamous Uncle Julius?

This Charles' baby brother.

I can't believe I haven't met him yet.

Oh, you're not going to today either.

- Oh, watch this. - T, T, T, hang on. Just--

I'm not gonna make a scene.

Okay? Alright.

Look!

- Uncle Julius came. - I see that.

- Hi, Tom. - I didn't know you were in town.

Got in last night.

The band has clubs lined up here for the next six weeks.

Hmm. - You should come.

And you should have called.

I... I tried, but...

the only number I have is Charles' old one.

You know what, we're just so glad that you decided to stop by.

It's so great. Girls, say goodbye to your Uncle Julius.

Goodbye? Mm-hmm.

He just got here.

Oh, I know, but he's here for work

and his band's waiting for him.

They have to rehearse 'cause, you know, he's got gigs.

He can stay for a little while, Can't you, Uncle Julius?

Please. It's our birthday.

Come on, Tom.

Let's just make today about my nieces.

It doesn't have to be about whatever...

bad blood is between us.

Oh, honey, I don't have bad blood.

No, my blood's good. It's up.

And you abdicated all of your uncle privileges

when you decided to skip on their father's funeral.

Say goodbye.

Your mama's right.

I got folks waiting,

but nobody more important than y'all.

Happy birthday. Twice.

Double trouble.

- Hey, Juddy. - Hey, T.

How are you feelin' today?

Good. Yeah.

Is there a, is there a reason why I shouldn't be?