Fortnite x The Simpsons

Kang, have you ever seen such drool-gushingly beautiful tentacles?

You are overcome by love, I see.

Great Demon, we will help you defeat the humans.

Then we will marry you, and bear you 10,000 squidlets.

Whoa!

Your feeble guns are useless against our battle domes.

Try this, you bug-eyed freak.

- -Offensive.

Hope, look. A Zero Point Shard.

Get it before the demon destroys the island with its power.

- -

Warning, the demon has flung us

into an inter-reality wormhole.

Recommend maximum terror.

Wait, I can redirect the wormhole to send us safely home to Springfield.

Stand back.

Wormhole calibration is an incredibly delicate task.

Recalibrate! Recalibrate!

No! We have to go back to the island.

-Springfield. -Island.

-Springfield. -Island.

-Springfield. -Island.

-Springfield. Springfield… -Island. Island…

Springfield?

Island?

Warning, multiple realities have merged

in a cynical brand mash-up.

Wow. Springfield Island. Huh.

It's incredible.

Now, to conquer it.

- -Stupid remote.

Probably out of batteries like an inconsiderate jerk.

Hmm?

Homer, the radio is saying if you find a glowing shard,

call the police.

It's alien, uncontrollable, immensely powerful, and deadly.

Hmm, something, something, powerful and something.

Ah.

Lot of power, all right.

- -Ooh! Easter egg.

Okay, Homer, do the thing you never do at work.

Focus.

Now we're remoting! Mm-hmm.

- -Is that a shard?

And what are you doing to my living room?

Making it better. Try the couch.

Ooh, it is soft.

But you know I don't like alien tech in the house.