Urchin

'Friends, have you heard about Jesus?

'Have you heard about the Lord?

'I didn't use to be a perfect person.

'But I got down on my knees, and I prayed to Jesus.

'I prayed to the Lord, and he heard me.

'He heard me in my sin, he heard me in my pain.

'You are the king of glory.

'You are the prince of peace.'

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that there is a god that loves us all.

He is the king of kings.

O, Jesus, we pray, we pray today for all these souls.

May you move in their lives.

Lord, we pray that they will get the bible,

that they will study your word

like they study their phones, Father God.

We know that one day, every knee will bow...

Shut the fuck up.

...and every tongue will confess

that you are Lord!

- We thank you for the bible... - Shh!

O, we pray that you will find them.

Shh!

He loves you. He is the Alpha and the Omega.

Hi, guys, I'm sorry to ask.

I was just wondering if you've got any... spare change.

Hi, guys, I was just wondering if you've got any spare change.

Sorry.

Hi, mate, I'm just trying to get some money together for a hot...

- Sorry. - ...meal.

Hi, mate, just wondering if you've got any spare change,

some money for a hot meal.

Hi, just wondering if you've got any money or spare change...

Hi, I'm trying to get some money together for a hot meal.

- Wake up! - Just charging my phone.

I said you could charge your phone.

You've been here for thirty minutes now. Come on,

you're taking the piss.

Yo! Let's go!

- Bro, come on. Let's go. - I'm charging my phone...

Here's your phone, take your phone. Come on.

Up on your feet, let's go.

- You know what I mean? - It's got to be done.

- I have to do that, yeah. - It's got to be done.

You know what you said about she's had another stroke?

- Yeah, she had another stroke. - Fucking hell.

- Devastated, you know? - Yeah.

Just like, don't even... I'm trying.

And some milk, yeah?

...all duck out of it.

What's the matter with you?

Nothing. Can you just, like...?

- You fucking lunatic! - Just don't even, like...

I'm trying...

You're a fucking lunatic, you know that?

One minute, you're fucking alright,

next thing, you're going mad.

- See you later. Go, go... - See me later?

Go, go over there, go see that dog.

What part of the world are you from?

Slovakia.

But now, Dalston.

Dalston. That's where I've seen you.

- Yeah! - Yes, yes.

What is it, a charity or what?

Yeah, a charity. Independent charity.

No, it's private. It's a company.

It's not private, it's not a company.

The woman on the desk said that they get some government...

No, they don't. It's a charity. They rely on donations.

It's a company.

- Stop it. Shush, now, yeah? - I'm gonna go.

Alright, babe. I'll see you later.

- Got a cigarette? - Yeah, I got one. Here.

- You had a haircut? - Yeah, that Isaac bloke did it.

He looks gorgeous, don't he? Look at him!

Here, grab that, babe. Don't he look lovely? Yeah...

Alright, I'm gonna go. See you later!

Paolo! You seen Nathan?

- No. - Not at all?

- Call me if you see him, yeah? - I will.

Tell him I'm looking for him!

Excuse me, mate, have you seen a guy with blue trousers on?

He's got blood on his face.

Sorry, have you seen someone with blue trousers on...?

He's got, like, blood on his face.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

For fuck's sake!

Sorry, darling, you don't have a couple of quid, do you? No?

I hope you have a lovely day. Have a lovely day.

- Nathan! Nathan! - Excuse me, sir.

I don't suppose you've got a spare cigarette, do you?

I've just seen Jane and that lot. He's fucked it up.

- Got my wallet? - Huh?

Got my wallet?

No. Why would I take your wallet?

Cos you're a fucking little snake.

Why would I take your wallet?

You're the only one who knows where I hide my stuff.

I would never do that to you, come on, man. Relax.

- Let me check your pockets. - Why would I take your wallet?

Calm down a second. Calm down a second.

Give me my wallet, man. It's not a joke!

Let me check your fucking pockets.

You ain't checking my pockets...

Why you fucking running away, then?

Give me my fucking wallet! You fucking...

Fuck off me, man!

Fucking prick! My fucking wallet, man!

- Hey, come on, get off him. - Fuck off!

- Come on, now. - My fucking wallet!

Leave it, leave it. Get off him.

Get off me! Get him off me, bro!

Come on, calm down.

You have got it.

Alright, move on, let him go.

I look out for you, man, and this is how you...

You owe me money anyway, you dickhead.

How can you say that's looking out...?

I have, I looked out for you.

What you crying for, man? Give me my money back.

- Ain't crying. - Where is it? It's not in here.

Let him walk away now, it's done now, alright?

- Give me my money back. - Haven't got it.

Know what, man? It's one rule for you and...

Fucking prick!

It's one rule for you, and a different rule

for everyone else, you fucking dickhead!

- Guys... - It's always on the other side!

- Just let him go. - Fuck off.

You alright now?

Can I get you something?

- Yeah, my money back. - What was that?

Get me a beer!

I'll get you a soft drink, yeah?

Hey, here you go, mate.

Thanks, man.

I'm sorry about that. I was in a bit of a huff earlier.

- Oh, don't worry. It's okay. - You work here, then?

- The city? - Yeah.

I mean, like, yeah, ultimately, yeah. Yeah, I do.

But "ultimately"? What's that?

Just I'm here most days, but I've got offices all over.

Got it. You move around a lot.

Yeah.

That's nice. Keep it different.

You sure I can't get you anything else, food-wise?

There's a bagel place a few minutes' walk away...

Or if you've got cash, I could go grab one myself.

Yeah, I can... Don't worry, I'll get it for you.

- Really? - Yeah, let's go.

I can get it if you gotta head off...

No, it's alright. Come on.

- Let's go. Where is it? - Just round there. Thanks, man.

Alright.

Yeah, it's funny, isn't it?

There's a gap in empathy, you know?

It becomes normalised for them.

- For who? - The government.

You know, it's like certain politicians

showing up at social causes,

like public displays of good will and...

What's it called when they do that?

Anyway,

it's like they don't give a shit and don't care, you know?

It's just ridiculous how disconnected they are.

Do you ever watch the news, or do you stay away from it?

- I don't have a TV. - Oh, of course. Sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

- Do you buy watches? - Yeah, yeah.

- How old is it? - I don't know.

It's basically new. It's in really good condition.

It's got a few scratches on the front...

Yeah, how much do you want for it?

Let me have a look at the model.

Sorry, I just gotta go. So, can you just tell me?

Do you want it or not?

Sorry, I just... I gotta go.

Uh... I don't know, maybe forty.

Forty? Nah, nah, nah. That's hundreds of pounds there.

You wanted me to give you a price, so...

Alright, go on, then, check it.

Just give me a minute and I'll check it.

Alright, come on, then.

Just give us your best price...

- Forty? - I said forty...

Alright, forty, yeah. Forty's great.

- You want forty? - Forty's good, yeah.

- Forty. - Great.

Excuse me, mate. Excuse me.

Stop walking for a sec. Take your bag off for me.

Just take your bag off.

You're under arrest on suspicion of robbery.

You don't have to say anything, but...

Well, I'll tell you the truth. I had to defend myself.

Basically, he made a comment, and then he shoved me.

- He shoved you first, did he? - Yeah.

He shoved me really hard.