Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

And finally, we promised to reach out to negative teens and lead by example.

Amen.

Now, don't say amen in school, son.

Sorry, dad.

Kids, we've had a real terrific year.

We cleared 15 pounds of broken bottles from the student parking lot.

We sang carols for senior citizens.

That old man hit me in the throat with his cane.

He was old and confused, Ryan.

And we gathered 12 cans of food for the poor.

I'd say that deserves a big PAT cheer.

How about it?

Yay!

But there's one group who needs positivity more than anyone, your fellow teens.

So today, I want us to go over to detention and help some kids in need of help.

Yay!

Greetings, coach.

The positive acting teens and I were wondering if you'd let us take these boys off your hands

for a little positive rehabilitation.

Hands.

Rehabilitation?

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Beevilson butthead, do you wish to be rehabilitated?

I'm not know.

It makes me Daddy.

Hey, that's too bad then, because I order you to follow Mr. Graham

and his so called Positive Acting teens, the hell outta here.

Now!

Hey!

And...

You guys poodle hair!

These guys probably like want to super cut some foot.

But you just like make it more poofy?

Yeah, but keep the length.

Don't want to like poofy on top.

And then log in straight on the side.

Yeah, that would look really cool.

So like, did you ask the barber to make your hair poofy too?

Try to put it in.

My hair's like this natural.

How come I'm so cool?

No wonder you're such a wuss.

I'm not funny.

You're just like a pig.

That guy looks like a cheerleader.

Yeah, yeah.

All those years of hard work and practice in the garage.

Finally pay off when you see the looks on those people faces out in the audience.

These dudes are like, look at me, I'm kicking.

Hey, look at me!

I'm trawling my guitar around and wailing my butt, hey?

It's like we practice!

Yeah, look at me.

I'm shaking my hips and kicking just like we did in practice.

Oh man, that's it.

I'm glad that's over.

Yeah, check it out though. They're not stopping.

So what do you think? You think we got a hit with this one?

So you think we got a hit?

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, that was funny.

Uh-oh.

Oh, they went to Blanche over here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But what if you could go into the future and either give Geordi his normal sight back

or make data a real human being?

Which would you do?

What?

Yes, yes, yes.

Bummer.

I fixed Geordi's eyes because data's just an android and so he won't actually miss not being a human.

But Geordi knows what it's like to see so he misses it the most.

No way!

I'd make data a human being because Geordi sees better without real eyes anyways.

Yeah, but that's besides the point.

No, it's not.

You're such a dummy, man.

You're such a dummy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on. Have fight.

Yeah.

Kick his ass.

Dad!

Hey guys.

Cool it, okay?

That's my dad.

But don't worry. He's cool.

Really?

He doesn't look cool.

So, Beavis and Butthead, you boys ready to do something positive?

Uh, no.

Yeah.

No thanks.

Well, we understand. Don't we kids?

It's real hard to get jazzed up about positivity until you tried it.

But being a positive acting teen is all about new experiences, open-mindedness, and change.

Change, fuck.

So now we're going to change a littered stretch of highway to a clean stretch of highway.

Hey!

Come on guys. High five.

Hey, if you've got some tropical fish around, bring them over to the TV.

They won't want to miss what's coming up next.

Stay tuned.

Michael Road, the boat that's short.

Hallelujah! Michael Road, the boat that's short.

Hallelujah!

Sister, help to trim her sail.

Hallelujah!

Hey buddy, check it out on the hubcap.

We're out here, Beavis.

I don't know.