Jingle Bell Heist

You don't have to do this.

There's no point in both of us risking everything.

I'm the one with the record.

And I'm the one that can crack the safe.

We're partners.

Ready?

Come on.

Sophia!

Sophia.

Sophia!

Hey! Can't busk here.

Sir, could you not just let us finish the piece?

No! Pack it up and go do it down the street.

No one wants this here.

Ta, sir!

- Watch it. - Sorry.

Hey.

- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.

Hi there. I'm just calling about the two-bedroom flat.

I was wondering how much it is.

Thought it'd be less.

No problem. Thank you very much. Bye.

Morning, Lilly.

Hi, love.

- I'll see you out there. - See ya.

Running late, Sophia?

Hey, Ali.

All-nighter?

Yeah. I need the holidays to end.

Here.

A little pick-me-up.

Thanks, Soph.

I thought I might find you here, Eddie.

I was just waiting for you to arrive, Sophia.

- Leo! Doing okay? - Great time for me.

- Okay, good. - See ya in a bit.

Yes, that's it.

Keep shopping.

Keep spending.

That's the true meaning of Christmas.

- Mooshy Fox! - Merry Christmas.

Mooshy Fox!

Oh God!

Oh, dear me!

Oh, Sophia, Sophia! Look we're short-staffed today. Can you...

She's not well!

Get me to Santa!

Wait our turn!

I want a Mooshy Fox!

Yes, I heard you.

It says 100% cashmere, but it's clearly a blend.

If it says 100%, then I'm sure it's 100%.

Is it Moroccan, Mongolian, Shetland, or what?

I'm sorry, is there a difference?

If you don't know the difference, then you really shouldn't be working here.

I'm sorry, but the item's final sale.

Unbelievable.

Excuse me.

Come on, darling.

This place gets worse every day.

It's the people getting worse.

Or were they always terrible?

Lilly, the cart's leaving soon if you still want some gingerbread.

Oh, you angel.

I'm addicted. I legitimately might have a problem.

If anyone asks, I'm in the loo.

- Eddie! - Oh, hey, Soph.

Oh man, that's looking good.

- Lilly's gonna love that. - Enough to go out with me?

You know, if you want to get her a little something to sweeten the deal,

she's headed to the cart now.

Yeah?

- Oh, got a lost and found deposit. - Oh, yeah.

You know, this one might need to go to the back.

- Those real? - Yeah.

Oh, the things people lose.

Doesn't even have a number on it. It just says "Wanda."

I'll log it for you as long as you promise to bring me back a gingerbread.

Deal.

- Door'll lock behind you. - Okay.

- You're the best, Soph! - You're the best.

You're not security. What are you doing down there?

What the...

Hey!

What's taking so long?

All sorted.

You didn't do anything.

Well, it was on silent.

- You mean it's working? - No, you're gonna need a whole new phone.

It's fixed, sir. We guarantee it.

Joke.

Oh, Nick. How many times have I told you not to use your personal computer?

Sorry.

Sophia, where have you been? It's been chaos.

- Oh, there was a dog collar... - I don't care.

Mr. Sterling's gonna do his walk-through, and a kid threw up in the grotto.

I already cleaned that up.

No. Another kid threw up.

- Get to work. - Get to work.

Dr. Valentino, the OR please.

- Sorry. - Oh.

Didn't mean to wake you.

No, no, no. Come here, baby.

- Oh, I love that picture. - It arrived in a box today.

Why are you sending stuff here?

We'll be done with this and home to Philly soon.

London was my home first.

I like it here.

- I might stay for a while. - "While" being the keyword.

- How are you holding up? - I think that's my line.

Just worry about you is all.

Hate you're putting your life on hold 'cause of me.

Yeah, that's really rude of you.

I just...

Oh, I just want you to do your twenties right, you know? I was...

I was out partying and falling in love.

Making a baby.

Exactly. When was the last time you had unprotected sex?

Mom.

Can you put something with housewives on?

Yeah.

Just gonna shut me eyes for a little bit.

You wanna fall asleep to drunk screaming?

Yeah. Soothes me.

- I'm not a liar. - I don't want to talk to you.

- You all right, Nick? - Yeah.

You wanna hang?

I'm just doing some work.

Hope it's not another one of those after-hour jobs.

Last time you did that, you got arrested, didn't ya?

Appreciate that, buddy. No, no, it's just normal work.

Look, mate.

I let you stay here to get back on your feet,

so look, if it's another job, I can't let you sublet.

- It's not. - But also, if it's another job, then...

"I need help. Ralph, help me."

- Okay. - Partners.

I'm just, you know, fixing computers, Ralph. It's nothing exciting. Yeah.

All right.

Look, just be straight with me, Nick. Yeah?

Are you cutting me out 'cause I told you my cousin works at MI6?

'Cause I'm not even sure that's true. He may just own a tux.

There is nothing to be cut out from, okay?

All right.

Fortnite in 20, yeah?

Okay, but, like, which one says,

"I don't want to be just friends, Janelle."

- Which one, babes? - Top one, for sure.

Maybe I was closer with the Gucci slippers.

Happy Holidays.

Hi. Looking for anything in particular?

Yes, I am.

Wouldn't happen to have anything a little higher end than these?

Well, everything on this side of the case is gonna be pure gold.

What about diamonds?

That'll be in this case right over there.

Holiday gift for someone special?

I want her to know I'm serious.

Yeah, well, diamonds will do it.

- Long relationship? - Pretty new, actually.

Oh, okay. He acts fast.

- Like any of these necklaces? - I was thinking more of a collar.

Preferably for a small dog.

Wouldn't happen to know where I could find one, would you?

I'm sorry, we don't sell dog collars here.

Sure you don't have one? Yeah? Not even in the back?

No.

Yeah?

Well, maybe that'll help you find it.

Mr. Sterling, the camera

in the merchandise security locker is broken.

- I'll call someone to fix it. - Don't bother. I'll handle it.

The last guy did such a dreadful job. I want to oversee it personally.

Why are you talking about it here? In the middle of the shop floor.

I have an office, you know. Idiot.

Shit.

What do you want from me?

You're late.

Why do you have a video of the Sterling security locker?

- Why are you stealing from it? - I asked you first.

I deleted all the footage of you from the store's hard drive.

- Why would you do that? - Because...

I want you to go back in.

For a lot more than a few hundred quid. I want all the merchandise in there.

Yeah, no, I'm not doing that.

Then I'll just have to make sure Sterling himself receives all the footage.

You're talking grand larceny. No way.

I'm sorry! I know I'm late.

- I'm sorry. - We're clearly drowning here.

- Where is everyone? - That posh new club down the road.

Drinks are half price this week.

Oh, traitors.

- Not you, Bill. - Cheers.

- Half a stout? - Yeah.

So how's your day been so far?

Cleaned vomit out of Santa's workshop... twice.

You know, the usual.

How's your mom doing?

I didn't make it today.

Worked two shifts, but she's better.