Anything That Moves

Do you like it?

Yes.

Thank you.

Hey, girls, Thea, Julia.

Girls, what the fuck is this?

Did you just, did you just give that guy money?

Find you later.

- You bought your sister a fucking hooker?

Happy birthday, sis.

You made it to 18.

I've never seen that.

You were the son.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's it, that's it.

Thank you.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I'm okay, I'm okay.

You hungry?

Yeah, I'm hungry.

I want you to take this money

and get yourself a nice young girl.

- I've got a nice girl right here.

Okay.

Now you should eat.

Very big.

- Hey, um, do you think you could pay me

on the app, actually?

- Why, do you need more money, Liam?

- No, it's, it's not that.

It's just, it's easier, like through the,

through the app on the phone.

I, I don't know.

Oh.

That's okay, do you, do you mind if I just do it?

No.

- We'll just say it's for a sandwich

and we'll know what it means.

- Okay. - $400 sandwich.

I love this sandwich,

but I love you more.

I love you so much.

That's great, Rachel.

Don't go.

I have to go.

Please.

- I have to. - No.

- You don't. - I do.

- Stay. - I have to go.

Go.

Go and share your gift with the whole world,

what a wonderful thing.

I love you, I love you.

I love you so much. - I love you too.

No, you don't.

I don't know if you love anybody,

but we love you just the same.

And when you're out there,

remember, you are a Goddamn fucking machine.

You're adorable.

And you're a hunk and a beefcake.

Thank you, Rachel.

- Liam, the wings on the porch, turn back.

Hey, excuse me.

Hey.

Hey, man.

I have your cookies.

Hot, warm, fresh cookies.

They're getting cold out here all over.

Stupid dick.

Stupid dick.

Stupid dick.

Stupid dick.

Stupid dick.

Stupid dick.

Stupid dick.

Stupid dick.

Hey, man.

I have your cookies.

Gooey cookies, all for you when they're getting cold,

all alone out here.

Batter up, batter up.

No batter, no batter, no batter, no batter.

Fuck you.

This is Liam's phone.

Don't leave a message, I love you.

Hi.

Standing on this stoop, thinking about my last time,

holding this bag of cookies.

Like, only gonna fuck one more weirdo,

but kind of wonder where my partner is, so calm me back.

Hey, man.

Hello.

I've got some milk, the milk for the cookies.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, this is good.

Okay.

Now tell me to stop.

What?

- Yeah, tell me to stop fucking her.

Fucking do it.

- Sorry, Liam, I couldn't help myself.

Oh, okay.

Can I leave and come back?

- Yeah. - Okay.

What?

No.

What is this?

Thea, how can you do this to me?

Oh, fuck.

No.

God.

I fucking hate everything.

Am I scaring you?

Yeah.

You want me to stop?

No.

I'm sorry.

- Don't apologize. - I didn't mean

to make you cry.

Don't apologize.

That's exactly it.

You know what I just realize?

We left the backpacks inside.

- I'll go, you stay here with me.

Sure.

Hey, sorry.

- You good? - Yeah.

Yeah, I hear you,

I'm just wondering if you could do better than solicitation.

Horse.

- I just don't see how solicitation is my concern.

No.

- What? - No.

- Can I use it tonight? - Not today.

- To try her out? - Uh-uh.

Come on, man.

It's only paperwork, it's only paperwork if you tell on me.

See, that's the kind of thing

that makes people not like us.

You know what?

That's no reason to fuck with a man

and to fuck with his job.

Everyone bitches about fucking brutality.

It's this hatred for what we do, for what we stand for,

and for what we dedicated our lives to doing,

just because we have a couple of balls and a cock.

- All right. - Let's go.

- All right, make the next thing you say the address.

on Sheridan, 104 and 2093.

- Just let me fire off one round and then I'll be done.

No.

I'm so dirty.

- I know, I was gonna say same thing.

Me, I'm clean as a dish.

What does that mean?

It means that dishes are clean

and I'm clean. - I don't think

people say that.

Liam, come here.

What?

Shut up and get in the tub.

No, you're supposed to take your stuff off first.

Rules in the tub.

- I didn't know there were rules.

- Seriously? - Oh, yeah.

Yeah,.

There are rules, you know?

And you break all of them.

No, I don't.

Yeah, you do.

No, I don't.

- Did you fuck my whole family?

No.

Me, my sister, my dad.

- Okay, that's not how it happened, your dad's a dick.

Show me.

- He pulled over the car, I got in.

And then, he have this weird wooden box,

he put it on my lap.

Like this?

- You're not gonna wanna pass up an opportunity.

Okay, what's your name?

Liam.

You hungry, Liam?

No.

- You're kind of skinny that's why I asked.

Thanks.

- Listen, I love my daughters, my family, my car.

I love what I've done for myself.

And all I ask is for respect for my things in my life.

- I respect you. - No, you don't.

Yes, I do.

What?

- Right now, you're young and cute,

the girls are young and cute,

I bet even the boys are young and cute.

- And the girls are young and bouncy.