Adventure Time

- Whatcha think? - I can make that driz,

- no problem. - It's crazy far, man.

Nah, that's just a perspecto illusion.

It looks far 'cause the cliff's lower.

- Eh, go for it. - Whoo!

Shoot!

- Almost. - Not really.

What? Watch me, fool.

Hup!

Whoo! I did it!

Sike!

Hey, you know what? This is cool just having bro

- time for once. - What, like no ladies?

Or dudes or whatevs. It's just a chore sometimes.

Yeah, two people is mad efficient.

- Whoa! - It's a beach brawl!

Looks like they're trying to drown a barn.

That's not a barn. That's a dude!

Holy fizzle.

What's going on here, tough boy? What is that huge dude?

He's the farm, the legendary fighter of the shiney isles.

I came here to participate in his open challenge, but this

mother can't be beat! Give up, worms!

My fight power is supreme! I'm too freaking legendary for

you!

Train! Train! Train!

Whoa! Train! Train! Train! Train!

I love you, the train! You're almost as legendary as

the farm, the train! The train is gonna smack you

down on his tracks! Whoo!

Your caboose is mine! Choo-choo!

Choo-choo! - Oh, my glob.

Choo! Ow!

My legs are backwards!

Why? Ohh! You're mean!

Did you just die?

No. The train will chug on.

My friend makes bionic legs. I'll be better than before.

I want bionic legs!

Who's your friend? Yeah, right.

It's secret!

Don't follow me!

- Train can do this. - You don't want bionic

legs. It ain't natchy.

I don't care about natchy.

Let's discuss this later.

You guys want to fight me?

You think we can beat him?

Yeah way, we can't. He's the ultimate!

But if we beat him, we'll be crazy legends.

Man, I already am a legend in other aspects of life.

Third highest score in "kompy's kastle," brah.

- Third. In the candy kingdom. - Jake, that's your

legend. This could be our legend!

- Brogend! - Okay, how are we gonna

- beat him, then? - Train!

- He can't even walk. - No, man.

"Train up," like "get ripped!" Yeah, I was just

kidding. Let's destroy that guy!

We're coming back for you, the farm!

After we train!

- Yeah, that's cool. - We're gonna annihilate

you, the farm! Mm-kay.

I'm gonna do a finishing move on you!

All right! Yeah!

- Come on, Jake! - Ugh.

- Huh! Hyah! - Let's see your chokey

brokey style.

- Nice one. - Yes.

Now watch my... Something style.

Hyah!

Huh?

Jake?

- You're playing "kompy's kastle"? - Huh?

Whoo! Uh... Yes.

Winning this battle could take our reputation to a

- whole new level! - Look, I'm a full-grown

dog of my own, and I need to play "kompy's kastle" every day

- so I can maintain my rank. - So... You don't care

- about fighting the farm? - I never really take

anything seriously. Except "kompy's kastle."

Hy-ah! Komp-y-y-y!

I'm gonna break every bone in your body, then heal you later

with that magical goo we got from the cyclops's eye.

Aah!

- Ouch. - Apologize!

Never!

I'm gonna turn up the

- juice! - And I'm gonna drink it!

My little face!

Ow!