पहली 200 पंक्तियाँ।
Catch it!
Check out the bowling.
Very good!
Come on, bowler.
Hold on, Bili Bowden!
The power is back on.
Don't just stand there.
Switch on the sound.
Come on, do it.
What are you looking at?
Where did that moron go?
Hurry up!
Look how he's playing.
Hello! Hello!
Let them play.
Hello! Mic testing 1-2-3-6.
Get out of my way, moron!
Who's that birdbrain?
Is he Mahamdya's son?
Get him out of my way. Buzz off!
Go away!
Buck up! - Good bowling!
Mangesh Mohite Patil...
Is the third batsmen out?
After a long interval caused due to load shedding,
on behalf of the village council we welcome cricket fans,
the political leaders and the thieves
to Bitter Village Premier League cricket tournament being played
at the international stadium of Bitter village.
Buck up!
Don't you see what's happening?
Don't swirl the bat before you see the ball.
Just wait! Just wait and watch
how I hit a six! - A dog gives up the bone if you scare it off.
But Mangesh Mohite Patil isn't ready to give up yet!
Prashant Kale should immediately come
to the commentary box from wherever he is.
The winner will be awarded Rs 11,111
by the district's much revered politician,
and the son of our factory chairman, Mr Tatya Patil.
The runner-up will be awarded Rs 7777
by the owner of the local pub
and an esteemed citizen of this village, Soujan Chaudhary.
Mangesh Mohite Patil is always ready for a fight.
In spite of being an expert player, he couldn't perform well this time.
They need 45 runs in 27 balls. But he isn't able to make runs.
He looks healthy and stout but is worthless!
Good bowling!
Oh no!
Who sent that moron to bat?
Watch the ball and hit it!
He is bowling so fast.
I can hardly see the ball, let alone hit it.
Your bat doesn't even touch the ball!
Why don't you just go and die?
He snatched the bat from me saying that he will play well,
but he is not doing that.
Don't you know that he is bad at cricket?
Mangya, come on! Play well!
Don't you see what's happening? - Don't swirl the bat
before you see the ball.
Just wait and watch how I hit a six.
We'll lose the game because of you.
This is the last ball. Hit it or just go and die.
If he hits a six, I'll give him Rs 101.
Where did Parshya go? - God knows!
Our dynamic leader Nagesh Dada Jhanjurne
has announced a cash prize of Rs 101 for Mangesh
if he hits a six and if Balasaheb Bansole hits a six
he will receive a tricycle at the ground itself.
He's embarrassing us.
Everyone in the pavillion is wondering where Prashant Kale,
the captain of the team is during this all important match.
Have you seen Parsha? - No.
The players should practice well
and the captain should shouldn't ditch his team like this.
If that's not possible,
he should at least come here and sort things out for his team.
Who the hell will herd the cattle?
You moron!
The cattle is roaming in the jungle.
Aunt Sakun, he is our Bili Bowden.
Whatever!
I don't care!
Whoever neglects his family to play cricket?
He is a father of two and he is playing
with you without a care in the world.
Aani, place the pot there. - No, I don't need your help.
No, put it there. I'll pump the water for you.
Parsha, come on. - Wait a minute.
Aani, place the pot properly.
You are the captain, Parsha.
Can't the captain drink some water?
She's gone.
Let's go.
You could've drank water there.
I had asked you to open the batting but you vanished.
We have lost seven wickets and Mangya is batting now.
Come on, beat the drums.
Welcome our youth leader,
whose fame has reached every corner,
supporter of our group, the future of Maharashtra,
Mr Prince Patil!
Let's all welcome Mr Prince Patil with a huge round of applause.
Please ascend the ladder and join us.
Hold the ladder steady.
I request him to have a seat here
in the pavilion.
Let's all welcome Mr Prince Patil will a huge round of applause.
The competition is getting tough with Bitter village.
It's not easy to beat the Bad boys.
And Prashant Kale has arrived on the field.
Mangya, move aside. - Just one chance.
We are losing the match, Mangya. - Just give me once chance to play.
Move aside. Come on.
Just one ball!
Move aside. - You're impossible!
Parsha, only you can save us now.
Hit a four and we will win.
Don't you worry. I'll handle it. - Okay.
I am here. Go on.
Bitter village's very own Dhoni and a national player,
Prashant Kale. Let's see what he does for the team.
There he goes! He hit a four in the first ball!
Our drums and player can beat any cheer girl!
A four in Billy Bowden's unique style.
Parshya!
And it's a six!
Great shot! He has done it!
Balu Bansode looks excited.
Prashant Kale, with his excellent batsmanship,
has brought his team to the brink of victory.
They need 4 runs from 2 balls.
Prashant Kale is on strike now.
You win only if you play well, or else, you loose.
And that's a six!
That's it!
And the winner is Bitter village!
It is for the first time that Bitter village has won
a match at the district level
so let's congratulate the team
by giving them a huge round of applause.
Mahesh
is about to collect his trophy.
Please hand him the trophy.
Mr Tatya Patil has arrived.
Come what may, Tatya fulfils the promises that he make.
Tatya is a man of his words and he has made a dashing entry here.
Tatya is accompanied by the well renowned
and respected Guru Maithunanand.
The rest of the political leaders of this district have gone
to attend a dance performance,
but I feel very happy and proud to announce that
Tatya has such a big heart that although just a prize distribution
ceremony, he choose it over attending
the dance competition.
What a great man he is!
I request you to congratulate the winning team
and call their captain Prashant Kale on stage
to receive the trophy.
Respected Guru Mithunanand,
the head of the village, Sonam and my dear friends,
I am well aware of the fact that is not a political platform,
but as Mr Satpute mentioned,
let me tell you that I don't need good wishes
but my opponents do need them.
Ask him to give you his daughter instead of the trophy.
Lower your voice, he might hear you.
What did he say? - Nothing much.
He asked you to look ahead.
Others just make false promises.
At the next assembly elections my opponents
will be defeated badly and will lose their deposits.
Everyone knows what the opposition party is up to.
Let alone controlling the affairs of the district,
they can't even control the women of their family.
What?
Archi, when did you come here?
Just now.
I was missing you.
I was missing you too. - Lower your voice, Archi.
Archi...
Everybody will wake up.
Shut up. You are are such a coward.
Nobody will wake up. - Lower your voice, Archi.
Everybody will wake up. - Everyone is asleep.
Nobody will wake up. They are sound asleep.
Parsha, give me a kiss. - What?
I said, kiss me.
Oh God! Archi, everyone will wake up!
Shut up! - Everyone will wake up, Archi.
Quiet! - Archi, everyone will wake up!
Everyone will wake up, Archi.
Everyone will wake up, Archi.
Everyone will wake up, Archi.
Everyone will wake up.
Everyone will wake up. - He's already woken us up
and he's saying that everyone will wake up.
Shake him and wake him up.
Archi, everyone will wake up.
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