Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

THE TERRIFYING CAVITY WARS! Subtitles: Arigon

"Teeth"

"That really seems to hurt. "

"Bh-huh. L...Look at this, please.

"I knew it was wrong, but I couldn't stop eating sweets before bed. Ow... "

"Yeah, I know how you feel... "

"Oh! Doctor!"

"Next, please. "

"I...I...I'm going home... "

"Yes, you there. Please come into the examining room. "

"I'm...I'm...I'm...!"

"Please hurry up. The doctor is waiting. "

"I'm...I'm going home! Bye!"

"You have a toothache, right?

"lf you go home, it won't get any better. "

"That's OK! Bye!

"What are you doing?!"

"Doctor, please proceed. "

"Open your mouth. "

"L...LBM!"

"This is terrible! We'll have to pull them all out. "

St...Stop it! Stop it! No!

What's wrong, Darling?

What are you doing?!

Oh! You devil! You! You! You!

Was I dreaming?

Oh, Darling, you're talking in your sleep.

It was a bad dream. A real bad dream.

Oh, you dreamed about having your teeth pulled out.

That's ominous.

Why are you eating breakfast at our house? Another bowl, please.

Lum, where is Ten?

Oh, he'll be here soon.

A dream in which a tooth is pulled out...

is a sign of something ominous about one's parents, I'm told.

Uh, well, I...I...I'm just speaking in generalities!

Oh, oh! Mrs. Moroboshi, I'm still eating!

Ataru, hurry up and eat. You're going to be late for school.

Ataru, hurry up and eat. You're going to be late for school. I know.

Dear, how long are you going to read the newspaper?

Don't you want to eat?

If you don't want it, I'll eat it.

This family doesn't respect the priesthood.

Lum.

Ten, what's wrong with your face?

Lum, it hurts.

Lum.

What is it? Were you stung by a bee?

It's a cavity.

Oh, so even your kind have cavities, huh?

Darling, what are you doing?!

It hurts, huh? Let me see.

Ouch!

Darling!

This is funny.

Let go, you!

Ha! I don't have time to mess around with brats!

Darling!

I'm late, I'm late.

By the look of things, you're in no shape to eat.

Hey, hey! I'll eat Ten's portion too...!

Huh? Jariten has a cavity?

Poor Ten.

His cheek is swollen up this much.

Oh my!

That much?

Well, looking like that, he won't be able to show his face for a while.

He really tries to be cool, for such a runt.

This is a happy day.

Seeing as how he comes here to play every day.

He's such an eyesore, that Oni-kid.

He eyes my lunch box!

He breathes fire!

And he says things you're not supposed to say.

Hey, you guys! How can you talk like that?

Don't you feel even a little sorry for him?

That runt discriminates against men ruthlessly...

so it's not surprising. You're no better.

I feel sorry for Ten.

Hey, hey, let's all go see him after school.

Oh, better not. Now your idol Jariten's face looks...like this!

No!

Knock it off, Moroboshi!

Aren't you ashamed of insulting such an innocent little kid?

Mendou, be honest.

I'm sure that, deep inside, you're pleased too.

That's right. That's right.

Hey, you! Stop wishing someone ill. It sounds so sleazy.

Mendou, you really are great.

You're manly.

He's nothing like you!

In the first place, I don't know how much I can believe of what Moroboshi says.

I don't lie about such things!

It was swelling this much.

Like this, this much.

Huh? What's up, Ataru?

A...All of a sudden, my tooth hurts!

You yourself have a cavity. Now that's justice for you!

"lf you curse someone, dig 2 holes."

Just as I thought, you've caught it. You've caught Ten's cavity.

Don't be silly. It's not like it was a cold.

On our planet, cavities are contagious.

I didn't think Earthpeople could catch them, but...

Darling, you were making fun of Ten because he had a cavity...

and he bit you, so now you've caught it, just as I feared.

What?

That means Jariten knew that he was contagious when he bit me.

If he bites 5 or 6 people, his cavity will get better faster.

Stop him!

Oh, I see. I feel sorry for you, Ataru. How unfortunate.

Come on, everybody. Why are you setting up a barricade?

No particular reason.

Don't worry about it.

But you understand, we feel everyone has the right to protect themselves.

It's awful lonely.

Is that really how you see me?

I'm not so sleazy as to want to cure my cavity by biting helpless girls.

That may be so...

You'd never guess, but Moroboshi never uses violence on girls.

That's the only thing he has going for him.

I'm sorry, Moroboshi.

We believe in you.

If so, then fine.

You heard them. You can all come out and rest easy.

No we can't!

At times like this, your actions are most predictable.

It's only natural for male students not to believe you.

You discriminate ruthlessly against men, after all.

Look who's talking!

You're no different from Ataru.

Mendou, I wouldn't have expected you to believe in me.

Oh, I know all about you. That's all.

Thank you. I appreciate that!

I'm so happy I may just start crying.

If you come any closer, I'll cut you down.

You know all about what kind of man I am, but that's all!

You can't beat me.

That confidence will be your undoing.

What a disgraceful relationship they have.

Darling, stop it.

There are many ways of fixing your tooth, besides biting Shutaro.

I'll treat it.

Treat it?!

No! No! N...No! NO!

What are you doing, Darling?

I'll never let you treat me!

Better to bite Mendou...

so I can get my revenge on him, thus killing two birds with one stone.

I doubt it will work out that easily.

Wanna go for it?

I'll take you on!

You will see the true terror of the cornered man!

What is it? Hang on!

W...What're you doing?

Well, to tell you the truth...

I've bitten you!

I've been bitten!

I'll bite you!

Get out of here, quickly!

OK!

Man, look at him, trying to look cool.