Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! love you the best!

A Beautiful Girl Brings Rain

Subtitles: Arigon

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Cherry.

Tonight's story is the most scary and sad incident...

of all the strange and mysterious experiences...

which this humble servant of Buddha has encountered.

It started on a sunny afternoon at Tomobiki High School.

What great weather! It's really stupid that we have to have class. Wha...?

Amamori Tsuyuko... From the sound of her name, she's very different.

And on top of that, she's a real beauty.

Why don't we try approaching her?

Nope! I'll pass.

I don't want to be seen in the same category as them.

Huh? Really?

Then that means you're across from my home. What a coincidence!

It must be rough having just moved in.

lf there's anything you don't understand, just ask, OK?

Hey! Just so you know, Tsuyuko lives across from me!

So what? I go to the same school and the same class.

What are you saying? It's the same for me, too!

How should I respond?

What a low-level conversation.

Pathetic.

Tsuyuko's gone.

W...What just happened!

She probably got fed up with all the stupidity and transferred schools.

Where'd she go? Tsuyuko... Tsuyuko...

Who spread water around here?!

Oh...It's the same thing again...

There probably isn't a man in this world who can save me.

What's wrong?

Is something worrying you?

Leave me alone! lf you get involved with me, you'll have a bad time.

Oh! I'm kind of used to that kind of pattern.

Hey! Hey! Let's go on a date! How about it?

No! You can say that because you don't know me.

I want to get to know you, and that's why we go on a date!

I'm a rain woman! Wherever I go, it always rains.

The boys gradually become depressed and leave me.

So what? Don't be afraid of being rejected.

How can you understand the feelings of a girl that's always being rejected?

I think I understand because I'm a man who's always being rejected!

OK! Let's go on a date, then.

Tsuyuko!

You!

For the longest time, I've been telling you not to come to school!

How many times do I have to tell you before you remember?!

Oh, it's Ataru!

A new face?

"Teruterubozu:" A child's talisman to keep rain away.

T...Teruterubozu! Eek!

Oh! Tsuyuko!

Wait, Ataru! Is that girl your acquaintance?

She's feeling awful because you showed your creepy form!

I'll tell you this for your own sake.

You shouldn't get involved with that girl.

It is none of your business, Uncle.

Yeah! It's none of your business. I already set up a date.

Tsuyuko!

Thinking back on it now, at that time...

Moroboshi Ataru was already falling deeper and deeper into his bad fate.

Well, you see, the fact is...

Ataru is...

Wait, wait! Let me finish my story!

Ataru is being possessed. He's been charmed by a demon!

Therefore, when he goes on the date, make sure he takes this!

Teruterubozu that I made.

They look just like the person who made them.

Aren't they beautiful?

And on the day of the date... It was a Sunday of pouring rain...

Hey, hey, Tsuyuko! Too bad it's raining!

I told you I'm a rain woman.

Well, there's a certain mood to a date on a rainy day, so it's not a bad...

Who hung these grotesque things here?!

Take them off! Hurry!

It's OK now! Look! I took them all off!

Anyway, Tsuyuko, it's cute of you to be afraid of teruterubozu.

That was foolish! Hanging them in such a conspicuous place!

I thought they'd be more effective that way!

Hey! Hold it!

Well, that was something.

Heave!

What, again?

Now do you understand?

Yeah. I think we can make it work.

No! lf you're with me, you'll be cursed with water-related accidents.

I'm not the type who'd worry about such things.

Say, when will we have our next date?

Maybe this man can save me from my cursed fate.

Moroboshi, will you have dinner at my house tonight?

Yes, yes, with pleasure!

Darling, just because I didn't say any- thing doesn't mean you can do that!

You can't deal with it. There's no doubt; that's an rainmaker-monster.

"An Amefurashi monster?"

Here you go... Oops!

P...Please don't trouble yourself.

I sure like to know who built this house.

It's not the fault of the house! It's my fault!

Not again...

It's the Amefurashi.

Mother!

Tsuyuko!

Who's talking in such a creepy voice?

It's the Amefurashi! Tsuyuko's an Amefurashi!

Hey you two! Don't spook us! What the hell are you doing here?

We're here to do some business with that monster.

Eek! A teruterubozu!

Hey! Don't scare Tsuyuko! And what do you mean, "monster?!"

You still don't get it?

Not in the least!

Then I'll explain.

An Amefurashi is a monster that manipulates rain...

and makes people have water-related accidents.

#1 : Wherever Amamori Tsuyuko goes, it's always raining.

#2: Her footsteps are wet, as if water was spilled.

#3: She's afraid of teruterubozu.

How's that? Can you refute that?

That's not true! Tsuyuko's not a monster!

Why?

I'm home!

Papa! Papa!

Papa? Pa pa pa...?!

So, to clear up the misunderstanding, please listen to my story.

Uh... To tell the truth...

ldiot! Don't take it off! You're scaring Tsuyuko! Why you!

It looks good on you.

Yes, it was when I was in elementary school...

"It's awful. Tomorrow's the school field day I wish it'd rain."

At that time, I was bad at athletics.

'Lord Jizo, I beg you, please make it rain tomorrow

"W...Who are you?"

"Amefurashi."

'I heard you praying! You want me to make it rain?"

"Really?"

'lf you'll be my friend then I'll make it rain."

'I will! I'll be your friend!"

'Don't break your promise."

'Right! It's a promise!"

As promised, Amefurashi frustrated the school field day.

However, our family had to move all of a sudden.

"Getin quickly!"

"Wait! Wait!"

"Wait!"

'Liar! You said you'd be my friend! Wait!"

'Don't break your promise!"

'I'll get you back!"

"You'll be sorry!"

"You'll be sorry!"

So you have the curse of Amefurashi on you.

Such a terrible story that is!

That's pitiful!

Yes! I'm the one who's to blame, for making a stupid promise.

Tsuyuko, forgive your father, please!

Papa!

There's only one way to save Tsuyuko!

And that's a love that will overcome the curse!

It is making a friend who'll love her from the bottom of his heart.

Morokoshi!

That's Moroboshi.

That's you! You can save Tsuyuko!

Yes! With pleasure!

Morobashi!

That's Moroboshi.

Darling being so willing... Oh, my!