He Loves Me Not

Uh, yummy!

Good morning, Cecilia.

Say hi to Angelo for me.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Good morning.

- Hello. - Good day.

- Hi. - Hey.

Thank you.

No, thank you.

All right, ladies.

We have a K'gari Sunset.

Thank you. - Welcome.

And a Kingfisher Breeze.

Amazing, thank you.

Holiday, can we get a photo with you?

Yeah, of course you can.

Jump on up, get in here.

Smile.

Aww, cute!

Thank you. I love it.

And thank you for everything that you do.

- You're amazing. - You're so welcome.

- We love you. - You guys are the best.

Thank you.

If they can have a photo...

...could we have one too?

Yeah, yeah. Well, only if

you can afford it, though...

Thank you.

Oh, you're so welcome.

Have a great day, guys.

Take care.

- Hello. - Hi.

While, I'm at it, I am

very happy to provide photos here, too, if you'd like.

Just the margarita.

Mikey...

I got accepted!

Into the acting course?

Oh my god, you're amazing.

Thank you.

Just gotta come up with the money first.

For God's sake.

Are you serious?

When did this happen?

There's always one, isn't there?

There's something familiar about that guy.

Rock star? Aging?

Well, he's not very nice.

I don't like him.

So eyes off him.

Love you.

Hmm...

Here's to getting into the course.

Thank you.

It's the good stuff.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Massive goss.

I knew, I knew that guy from somewhere.

It's Gatsby Jackson,

presenter of "He Loves Me."

Inside sources say the remainder of the

season is going to be shot right here on K'gari!

You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

- Mm-mm. - Only the biggest dating

show on TV in the country.

- A reality show? - Yes!

Ugh... Reality shows are the worst.

Oh... I can't even.

I'm serious.

Every time you watch a reality show,

an actor somewhere starves.

And to call it reality TV is actually a joke.

It is all scripted and put together in the editing room.

I know you're not unconscious.

Hey, is that a Hemsworth?

Where?! Who? Which one?

Uh, I can't be here with you right now.

Except I haven't finished my champagne.

Mm-hmm.

- And I live here. - Mmm...

You will go to Hell watching that stuff.

This is different.

- It's classy. - Ugh...

It's true. Loads of actual relationships have

happened because of this show.

Look, they start off with a whole bunch of glamorous girls

who get a whole bunch of dates each with one hunky man.

And as the show goes on,

they get whittled down to the final three.

They move on to more and more exotic locations

until the final, most beautiful location

the man gets to choose the girl he wants to be with.

And then they live happily ever after.

Oh, that's so romantic.

I know you're not unconscious.

K'gari's going to be the final location.

Don't you just love it?

I do not love it.

Oh, I feel sorry for you.

You're going to end up old, alone, and unhappy.

I don't even know who you are.

Ha ha, well... Here's to love.

Fine. Hmm...

Hey, Holiday, you know that reality show He Loves Me?

It's filming here on K'gari.

Yes, I know, and I really couldn't care less.

I'm sorry. It's just a reality show, seriously?

Oh, Holiday, did you know

that reality show He Loves Me

is filming here on the island?

I heard, yes. Isn't it great?

So cool!

Hey, do you know--

Yes, I know.

He Loves Me is being shot on the island,

another reality show

robbing actors of jobs,

actors who actually deserve to be on

screen rather than these try-hard wannabes

who will do anything for fame.

Do you know...

what's in the K'gari Sunset?

Pineapple, coconut, peach, and rum.

Uhhhh.

Pay now? How?

I will make it happen, Mom.

I will find a way.

Didn't I just say that?

Hey, Holiday! Catch!

D-Don't throw to me.

Oh, no, no, no. Aw!

Oh my, are you okay?

I'm okay. I'm okay.

It...um...happens all the time.

I suck at sports, especially the ones

with balls and the ones without.

Okay, are you sure?

Yeah, totally used to it.

Okay, well, I'm pretty sure

the bus is about to go back.

Are you coming?

Actually, I think I'm gonna try to walk back today.

Oh, fun. Umm. Well, good luck, and

we'll see you back there.

You're lost.

No. I'm not. I'm just-

If you're walking along the road, then you're lost.

Actually, I happen to live and work here.

Ohhhhh...

Then you know that the track's quicker because

you're not walking in the soft sand

the whole time. It gets pretty tiring.

I'm fine, thank you. Really enjoying my walk.

Hop in if you want.

I'm heading back to the resort eventually.

All right, well, just

some friendly advice. Just...

keep to the path.

Thank you so much.

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You all right there?

Not the best place for a pee.

I'm not peeing.

I was just- have you seen these very tall ant's nests?

They're fascinating.

How are the legs?

Wonderful, not a problem.

Good, good.

How about that lift?

Come on, I won't bite, I promise.

If you insist.

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I'm Adam.

And you are?