Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

THE PIPE OF DOOM

She got a nice little patootie on her, don't she?

Enough with the train, bring on the caboose.

Shut up, you bunch of dirtballs!

- Those guys are cool! - Yeah.

- They know how to talk to girls. - Yeah.

They should, like, make a video... "How to Talk to Chicks".

Yeah. "Volume 1: Hunting and Escaping".

That would be cool.

Whoa! These chicks are horny!

Yeah, yeah.

How come chicks are only horny like that, like, on TV?

They have these places where horny chicks are, but it's like...

you gotta have a fake ID.

Dammit. I've seen this video about a million times.

Me too. I've watched this video, like, a zillion time.

And it's like, she still never takes her clothes off.

I keep, like, waiting for her to get out of the tub or something... she never does.

Beavis, it's the same video.

If she doesn't get naked the first time you see it, she's never gonna get naked.

How do you know, Butt-Head?

You know, she might, like, decide to get crazy or something, you know.

Here it comes. See?

Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!

Beavis, she's not gonna be naked. It's the same video every time.

No way, Butt-Head. You don't know that.

I think-I think she's gonna be naked.

Maybe she'll do it this time! Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Show it!

Dumbass!

- She's got that stuff in her hair. - Yeah.

- That stuff's called jelly curl. - Really?

Buttknocker.

Hey, don't call me that, Butt-Head! I'm serious.

Okay, dillhole.

That's better.

DANGER DO NOT ENTER

It's like, a big hole in the ground.

You called it, dude.

Hey Butt-Head, check it out. Pipes.

Yeah.

I wonder if they're, like, pipes for water or pipes for, like, crap?

That would be cool if they really had, like,

pipes with crap and turds running through them.

They do, dumbass.

How do you think all that crap gets out of your house?

It doesn't. It's in my basement in little jars.

- That's pretty disgusting, Beavis. - Yeah, I know.

I'm gonna, like, crawl into this pipe and see what's inside.

Yeah, but like, hurry up. I'm hungry.

It's dark in here.

That's cool.

Yeah.

- It's like, dark and round. - Dark and round?

Come on, Butt-Head. Let's go get some nachos.

Okay.

I can't get out.

I'm, like, stuck.

That's cool.

It's not cool, Beavis. I'm not sure yet, but I think it sucks.

Stop it, Beavis! It's not working!

I said stop it! Are you, like, hearing-repaired or something?

I think I hurt myself.

Good.

So, like, what do I do now?

Figure out how to get me out of this pipe, dumbass!

Come on, Beavis.

I think I got an idea.

What is it?

You could, like, live in the pipe.

I don't want to live in a pipe, buttmunch.

Yeah, but like, if you're stuck in a pipe, they can't make you go to school.

Oh yeah.

- But what about chicks? - There's chicks in there?

No, fartknocker. I'm talking about the chicks