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You know the kind of people that really get to me?

Who?

It's the people that wait at fucking crosswalk,

like, even when there's no traffic on the road.

Like, seriously,

imagine living your life like that, standing in the middle

of the road like a fucking idiot while you wait

for a blinking orange hand

to give you permission to move on with your life.

Imagine letting the man have so much control over your life.

You can't even walk across the street

without getting government permission first.

Well, most of the time it's a safety issue thing, right?

If nobody listened, the hospital'd be full

of idiots like you getting hit by cars.

I know, but I'm just saying,

Well, what are you saying?

I don't even know anymore.

So do you think he'll have it this time?

Nope, probably blew every penny he has

even if he had any left at all.

And we can't keep playing this fucking game with him.

Yeah.

Pretty sure that's his car there.

Yeah, that's definitely his.

He's probably inside playing.

Listen, we wanna hurt him

but not enough that he misses work.

Well, would you look who it is?

Look guys, I, I don't have it.

I don't think you'll be needing these for a while, huh?

How am I supposed to get to work?

I don't know. Take the fucking bus.

You owe us 20 grand.

What the fuck are you doing gambling?

Jesus.

What the?

Does he have anything good?

Just a bunch of papers.

You really are a worthless fuck, aren't you, huh?

You know this is our card game, right?

Come on, guys. I, I, I, I almost won it back.

Oh, come on, guys.

I'm trying here. (Coughs)

You missed last week, and then this week we find you

at the fucking cards, huh, huh?

The next time we come see you,

you better have something for us.

Okay?

Until then, your car is now our car.

Come on, guys. This is not how you treat people.

This is the last time you fucking gamble until you pay.

Fuck you, you fucking pricks.

(latch clicking)

What did you just say?

Sorry, I, I, I didn't, I, oh, Jesus.

Please, please stop, please stop.

Just fucking pay us.

So you've taken us through your watch collection.

Why don't you tell us about the one on your wrist right now?

Ah, well this one, yeah.

Um, I don't know if I have much to say about this one.

We still got some time left.

Okay, well, um, this one, it's, um,

I suppose it is kinda special.

Uh, it's not expensive or anything.

It's just, it's got some history.

So for the people just listening in,

Daniel here has a Automatic Xeric Halograph II

with quite an insane display system,

blue dial, 42-hour power reserve,

and 50 meters of water resistance.

Sorry, Daniel, just had to add that in there, but go on.

Yeah, so this watch,

This watch,

yeah, you know what?

Maybe another time.

Oh, man, you can't leave us hanging like that.

Tell us about what we're seeing here.

Well, um, you see,

my wife got me it as a, a gift

when I got my first Oscar nomination. (Clears throat)

And, um, it's a great watch, except my son sort

of became obsessed with it.

He, uh, I, I, I couldn't wear it without him asking

for it over and over again. (Laughs)

Um, I ended up giving it to him

after he finished middle school.

It's, it's kind of ridiculous

to give a 13-year-old such a nice watch, but whatever.

He loved the thing.

He, he would wear it everywhere and all the time.

And he was even wearing it when, um

When he, when he passed away?

Yeah.

Yeah.

So anyways, um, I suppose it's got

a lot of sentimental value, I guess,

more than any other in my collection.

Got it?

But I did forget to tell you the best part.

Um, see, before my wife gave it to me,

she ended up putting a little tracking device

within the movement of the watch. (Laughs)

This is back before when, well,

I wasn't exactly behaving in my marriage,

but, uh, when I found out about it, I was pissed.

But now, now I think it's kinda cool.

Wow, I have never heard of anything like that.

Does the chip not impede in the movement in any way?

Hey, sorry, I was running behind.

Well, this is unacceptable.

I know. I'm sorry.

Roger had a bunch of things we need to do.

If I ask Roger why you're late, he'll say the same thing?

Yes, I think so.

Listen, I've reviewed the Crown disclosure again,

and I hate to say it,

but (sighs) I think you should consider taking the plea.

Yeah, tell me something I don't know.

The feds are going to ask for 15 years,

and if this goes to trial,

all of your financial information will be out in the open.

Roger, they're going to try to take everything,

and there's enough evidence in their case

that it's gonna be hard to beat.

So they're trying to take my money now, too?

According to Crown disclosure, they've been watching you

for a while, not just here, but in the States as well.

So they're offering 10 years

with standard parole eligibility.

But to get that, Roger, you're going to have to cooperate,

you know, give them access to your banking records.

Listen, I don't give a shit about jail.

I just want something to leave my kid.

Uh, is there any way you can help me get some money to him

before they start digging into my accounts?

Roger, you know I don't get involved in things like that.

Well, what do you think I should do?

Well, like I said, I would seriously consider

taking the plea deal.

Look, between the amount of evidence that they have

and the, the nature of the charges,

10 years is actually not that bad.

And with parole, it'll be even less.

They're not gonna take my fucking money.

I won't let them.

Look, you either take the deal or go to trial,

and (sighs) we do not have a strong case.

Honestly, I think you should start getting your affairs

in order, like, today.

All right.

Alright, listen, I don't wanna talk anymore.

Uh, I'll call ya later.

All right, Roger, well,

you're going to have to decide fast.

Your, uh, court date is in two days.

Will do.

Hi, you've reached Trevor.

I'm not available right now,

but please leave a message or text me,

and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Thanks, bye.

Hey, Trevor, uh, it's your dad calling.

Listen, uh, I know we don't talk a whole lot anymore,

but, um, there's some stuff I need to tell you.

Uh, I might be going away for a while,

so, yeah, uh, (ominous music)

Call me back when you get a chance, okay?

And I hope everything's, I hope everything's going okay.