The Twilight Saga: New Moon

These violent delights have violent ends,

and in their triumph die, like fire and powder,

which, as they kiss, consume.

Gran?

Edward, don't! She'll see you.

Hmm.

Okay.

Gran, I'd like you to meet...

Happy birthday, Bella.

Happy birthday.

I thought we agreed, no presents.

Well, the one from me's not wrapped, so it doesn't count.

That's actually great. Thanks, Dad.

It goes with this one from your mom. We coordinated.

Well, she coordinated me.

It's to put your pictures in from senior year.

Senior year.

How'd you get so old so fast? I didn't. It's not that old.

I don't know. Is that a gray hair?

No. No way.

Happy birthday.

That's really funny.

Another missing hiker brings the total to three presumed dead.

Rangers are searching for the killer animal...

Situation's a! Critica!

You've got to look first before you go.

It's Bella. Bella!

Hi. I'm...

Today's the big day, Bella.

A and J essay due.

Oh, yeah. Wherefore art thou, Bella?

Let me take a picture of you guys. My mom wants me to put together, like,

a scrapbook full of memories.

Oh. Cool. Yeah.

I take them. I'm not in them.

No, no, no, come here. Well, you are today.

You'll photoshop this if my nose looks big, right?

Don't worry, I'm in the picture. No one will be looking at you guys.

That's good.

Oh, good. Cullen's here.

Well, talk to you later.

Happy birthday. Don't remind me.

Mmm.

Bella, your birth is definitely something to celebrate.

Yeah, but my aging's not. Your aging?

I think 18 is a little young to start worrying about that.

It's one year older than you.

No, it isn't. I'm 109.

Well, maybe I shouldn't be dating such an old man.

Mmm. It's gross. I should be thoroughly repulsed.

Uh-huh.

We have to go to class. Okay.

Wait a second.

Someone wants you.

Bella! Jacob!

What?

I'll leave you to talk.

Hello, biceps! You know, anabolic steroids are really bad for you.

Well, I'm just filling out, Bella.

You know, it wouldn't seem so drastic if we hung out more.

You should switch schools. You can come hang out with the palefaces.

I'm all right. I prefer the rez school's exclusivity.

They let any old riffraff into this place.

I see. Then why are you slumming it? Mmm-hmm.

I was just buying a part for the Rabbit.

You should really come take a ride when it's done.

Is it fast?

Um.

It's decent.

I'm kidding. Okay. Good.

Hey, happy birthday.

Your dad told my dad, so...

Yeah, of course he did.

I saw this the other day and thought of you.

Catches bad dreams.

That's kind of perfect.

Thank you.

No problem.

Good seeing you. Yeah, I'll see you later.

Bye.

So how come Jacob Black gets to give you a gift and I don't?

Because I have nothing to give back to you.

Bella, you give me everything just by breathing.

See? Thank you.

That's all I want. Bella!

Happy birthday! Shh, shh!

I thought I said no presents.

I've already seen you open it, and guess what,

you love it.

You're gonna wear it tonight. Our place.

Come on. Please? It'll be fun.

Okay. All right. Great!

Okay, I'll see you at 7:00.

Jasper, no fair with the mood control thing.

Sorry, Bella. Happy...

Never mind.

You can't trust vampires. Trust me.

O my love! My wife!

Death, that hath sucked the honey of thy breath

hath had no power yet upon thy beauty.

Thou art not conquered.

Beauty's ensign yet is crimson in thy lips and in thy cheeks.

And death's pale flag is not advanced there.

I hate being celebrated.

There are worse tragedies. I mean, look at Romeo.

Killed his true love out of sheer stupidity.

Yeah.

Though I do envy him one thing.

Juliet is, like, perfect.

If you like that obviously beautiful sort of thing.

Not the girl, the suicide.

It's nearly impossible for...

For some people.

For humans, a little poison,

a dagger to the heart.

There's so many different options.

Why would you say that?

Because I had to consider it once.

I didn't know if I'd get to you in time.

I had to come up with some kind of plan.

What was the plan?

That I'd go to Italy and provoke the Volturi.

The what? The Volturi.

Now, who'd like to repeat the last few lines of iambic pentameter

just to show they were paying attention?

Mr. Cullen?

Yes, Mr. Berty.

O here will I set up my everlasting rest

and shake the yoke of inauspicious stars from this world-wearied flesh.

Eyes, look your last.

Arms, take your last embrace!

And, lips, O you, the doors of breath,

seal with a righteous kiss a dateless bargain to engrossing death!

Eyes on the screen, people.

Thus with a kiss I die.

The Volturi are a very old, very powerful family.

I guess they're the closest thing to royalty my world has.

Is that Carlisle? Yeah.

He lived with them for a few decades.

Described them as very refined. No respect for human life, of course,

but a respect for the arts and the sciences, at least.

And the law.

Above all, the law.

Vampires have laws?

Not very many.

And only one that's regularly enforced.

What is it?

That we keep the existence of our kind a secret.

We don't make spectacles of ourselves,

and we don't kill conspicuously.

Unless, of course, you want to die.

You gotta stop talking about that.

I can't even think about someone hurting you.

Bella, the only thing that can hurt me is you.

And I don't have anything else to be afraid of.

That's not true.

Victoria? She'll come for me one day.

Alice will see when she decides, and we'll be ready.

I could protect you

if you change me.

Bella, you already do protect me.

You're my only reason

to stay alive,

if that's what I am.

But it's my job to protect you.

From everyone except my sister.

It's time! It's time. It's time. It's time!

Your lips are nettles.

Your tongue is wine.

You're left as liquid But your body's pine.

Sorry about all this.

We tried to rein Alice in. As if that were even possible.

Happy birthday, Bella. Thanks.

I found it in your bag. You mind?

Dating an older woman. Hot.

What? You first, Rosalie.

It's a necklace. Alice picked it out.

Thanks.

Show me the love.

This one's from Emmett.

Already installed it in your truck.

Finally a decent sound system

for that piece of... Hey! Don't hate the truck.

Open Esme and Carlisle's.

Just a little something to brighten your day.

Yes, you've been looking kind of pale lately.

Ow.

Paper cut.

Jaz, Jaz. It's okay. It's just a little

blood.

Get Jasper out of here.

I'm sorry, I can't.

I'll have to stitch this up in my office.

Check on Jasper.

I'm sure he's very upset with himself,

and I doubt he'll listen to anyone but you right now.

Edward.

I never wanted to have a party. It's not your fault.

Jasper hasn't been away from human blood as long as the rest of us.

How do you do it?