Alibi.com 2

It was a company that could fix all your problems.

Fed up with a deadbeat husband?

We had the solution!

How long is your quarantine?

The doctors say

at least a week.

All well with the kids?

Fine. But I must admit, I miss you too!

I have to go for my meds.

Good luck.

No money for a TV show?

We were there for you.

This show is a lifelong dream.

Soon, I'll be on the other side of the world.

All doors for departure,

prepare for take-off.

After an 8-hour flight and drive,

we finally arrive

among the Watibou tribe.

It's another world.

Move your car, asshole!

Sick of being the school loser?

DORK

What a dork!

We took care of it.

Who's that girl?

Are you kidding?

You cheated with him ?

Leave her alone.

You wanna get a "Will Smith"?

Shit, he nuked him!

He's so hot.

There were three of us.

I was the brains.

Augustin, the tech whiz, was the hacker.

Medi was the smooth-talker.

which I closed, to save my relationship.

Although life now is a bit less exciting.

I'm bored!

Want to make a model?

Something less geriatric?

What do you mean? Hang on.

You could focus on me instead...

I'd love to, honey.

As soon as I'm done.

I need it for the club tonight.

It's them.

Hey, guys!

Hi, Greg! How are you?

How's the aircraft carrier?

- Is it done? - What?

What was that?

The aircraft carrier?

Coming along. I'll add it to the fleet soon.

I just glued on my fourth chimney.

Someone's at the door!

Surprise!

Hello.

Oh shit.

Mr. Comard is a little upset.

Looky stole his phone again.

Sorry, Mr. Comard.

Yes, I'm very upset.

Don't let it happen again.

Or, next time, it's beddy-byes doggy.

Really?

- We'll be careful. - Fine.

Right.

- Dessert? - Sure.

Can you get me the fondant? I'll be back.

Thanks.

All set and ready?

Yes, sir.

Thanks.

Hi, Dad.

Congratulations to the bride-to-be!

What do you mean?

I told you,

it's too soon to call.

I'll call you later, Florence.

Oops.

WILL YOU MARRY ME

Yes!

I will, my love!

Will you marry me, Flo?

Yes.

Come here.

It was the worst proposal.

But I'm the happiest woman ever.

Your father's was worse.

He said, "Want to pay less tax?

Will you marry me?"

I made up for it at the wedding. We have the film.

I want to see!

Darling,

are you sure about this?

He did create an alibi for your father's affair.

That was a bit cheeky.

I'll go repair the gate.

He's been down since Alibi.

He needs time.

But we haven't laughed in ages.

I laugh when I see your Dad shower.

I heard that!

I was thinking,

what about a vegan menu?

Please, no.

I already live in a zoo

since your Mum turned animal rights.

It had a broken wing!

Not the bird, I meant the monkey

that broke the gate.

I couldn't leave it!

They used it to test plastic surgery.

No kidding. Just look at it.

Cheeta Kardashian...

There he is.

To the future Mrs. Van Huffel.

We'll finally meet your parents!

About time you stopped hiding them.

Since they separated, I don't see them much.

I might not invite them.

That's impossible.

It's the biggest day of your life!

You marry into a family.

For us, family is sacred.

It's happening now,

the biggest soccer transfer in history.

Paris has spent 300 million euros

to recruit this new star, already a Golden Ball.

He's landing right now, here in Paris,

all the world press are waiting.

Hello,

I'll take your bags.

I'm glad you've come to Paris.

Now we'll win the Champions League!

It's that way.

It's just a minor sprain, Idriss.

Will you still be able to play Auxerre on Sunday?

- Been there long? - Three months.

I was training to be a pilot.

Shit.

How's Medi? What's he up to?

His narcolepsy meds

gave him insomnia, so he quit.

Now he gets fired all the time.

His last job was car racing.

Handbrake U-turn. On my signal.

Handbrake!

Accelerate again.

Two seconds behind.

Go on, accelerate.

Accelerate... accelerate...

Now where?

Where? Medi!

He switched again.

They've not noticed yet.

Where's he working?

There.

POST OFFICE

You're back on your meds?

Yes. I want to change jobs.

Why are we here?

Wanna be my witnesses?

Congratulations!

You were anti-marriage!

Sure, you saw my parents.

You must be so happy.

Yes and no.

My in-laws want to meet my parents.

- Oh shit. - Definitely.

We can make an alibi family!

Like we did for DSK's son.

No way. Alibi is over.

I almost lost Flo because of that.

You've no choice.

It's your parents, or a last alibi.

Son!

How are you, Dad?

How are you, champ?

Still handsome.

You're doing well.

Gotta great deal on this house.

Nasty divorce, the couple had to sell fast.

Marriage is such bullshit.

It's so good to see you, darling!

What's up?

I came to ask,

would you accept to see Dad again, without fighting?

I'm not the problem. It's your crooked father.

You'll have to check he's not in jail.

It's not me. It's your psycho Mum.

A chronic liar.

She says I'm a con artist.

But if you see her naked, that's the real con!

Tell me,

why must I see your Dad?

Darling, you're getting married!

That's wonderful,

wonderful!