South Park

OH, HELLO THERE, KIDS !

WELCOME TO LOLLY'S CANDY SHOP !

WE'RE THE KIDS WHOSE NAMES YOU CALLED

ON YOUR COMMERCIAL LAST NIGHT.

WE'RE HERE TO DO THE SHOPPING SPREE.

OH, THAT'S GREAT.

YOU BET YOUR FAT CLOWN ASS IT IS !

OKAY, I'LL JUST NEED YOUR TICKET STUB.

TICKET STUB ?

YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU ENTERED THE CONTEST

YOU GOT THE OTHER HALF OF THIS TICKET.

OH , WHO HAS THE TICKET STUB ?

IT WAS SUCH A LONG TIME AGO !

WE DON'T REALLY NEED THE TICKET STUB, DO WE ?

DON'T NEED THE TICKET STUB ?

ARE YOU HIGH ?

HOW ELSE DO I KNOW YOU'RE THE WINNERS ?

OUR NAMES WERE CALLED ON THE COMMERCIAL LAST NIGHT.

SORRY, BOYS, NO TICKET STUB, NO CANDY SHOPPING SPREE.

IF YOU FIND IT, YOU CAN COME BACK,

BUT YOU ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK TO CLAIM THE PRIZE.

THAT'S CALLED A "TICKING CLOCK".

WORKS GREAT IN THE MOVIES.

GOD DAMN IT !!

WE'VE GOTTA FIND THAT TICKET !

WHICH ONE OF US TOOK IT ?!

IT WAS SO LONG AGO I CAN'T REMEMBER.

WE'VE GOT TO FOCUS !

WE'VE GOT TO FOCUS AND REMEMBER.

ALRIGHT, THERE YOU GO !

HOLD ON TO THAT TICKET STUB.

YOU'LL NEED IT TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE !

SIGN UP FOR THE 5-MINUTE SHOPPING SPREE !

YOU HOLD ONTO THIS, CARTMAN, I MIGHT LOSE IT.

NO, I'LL LOSE IT FOR SURE.

YOU KEEP TRACK OF IT, KYLE.

OKAY.

NO, I DON'T WANT THAT MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.

HERE, YOU HOLD ONTO IT, KENNY.

OKAY.

KENNY !!

GAAAH ! GAAAH !

YES ?

WHERE'S KENNY ?

UH, BOYS...

KENNY DIED LAST DECEMBER, DON'T YOU REMEMBER ?

WE KNOW HE'S DEAD !

WE MEAN, WHERE IS HIS BODY ?

HIS BODY ? BUT WHY ?

BECAUSE HE HAS THE GOD DAMN TICKET FOR--

LOOK, WE JUST REALLY MISS OUR FRIEND AND, UH,

WE NEED TO SEE HIS REMAINS FOR CLOSURE.

YEAH, CLOSURE.

WHAT THE F--K IS CLOSURE ?

OH, ALRIGHT, BOYS, COME ON IN.

WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU BOYS FOR SO LONG.

WE THOUGHT YOU'D FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HIM.

HERE HE IS, BOYS, OUR DEAR LITTLE KENNY.

YOU TURNED HIM INTO A TEAPOT ?

NO, THAT'S AN URN, BOYS.

KENNY'S INSIDE IT.

YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE TO SEE YOU, KENNY.

THEY MISS YOU AN AWFUL LOT, LIKE WE ALL DO.

THANKS FOR COMING BY, BOYS,

IT MEANS A LOT TO US.

OH, NOW, HONEY.

DID YOU GET IT ?

HOLD ON, I'M CHECKING FOR ROBOT GUARDS.

THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY ROBOT GUARDS, RETARD !

JUST GET KENNY !

ALRIGHT ! WE MADE IT !

KENNY BETTER HAVE THE TICKET STUB WITH HIM IN THERE !

LET HIM OUT, CARTMAN.

KENNY ?

KENNY !

IS HE IN THERE ? I CAN'T SEE.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ? CHOCOLATE MILK MIX ?!

I KNEW KENNY COULDN'T FIT IN THAT TEAPOT.

IT WAS A TRICK !

GOD DAMMIT, THIS ISN'T EVEN GOOD CHOCOLATE MILK MIX !

KENNY'S PARENTS MUST BE LAUGHING PRETTY HARD ABOUT NOW--

WE WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE KENNY'S BODY COULD BE IN A TEAPOT.

WHY WOULD THEY PLAY SUCH A CRUEL JOKE ON US ?

BECAUSE THEY'RE POOR, KYLE !

POOR PEOPLE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO

THAN PISS OTHER PEOPLE OFF.

DON'T YOU WATCH "SPRINGER" ?!

WE JUST HAVE TO FACE IT, WE'RE NOT GONNA GET KENNY BACK

AND WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE OUR SHOPPING SPREE.

IT'S OVER !

GOD DAMMIT, THERE HAS TO BE A WAY !

HMM...

HMM, NOT BAD.

HURRY UP, KENNY, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL !

WAGH !

I DON'T THINK THAT CHOCOLATE MILK MIX AGREED WITH MY STOMACH.

CARTMAN, COME ON !

WHAT, WHAT ?!

JESUS, YOU BUTTHOLES, 00 IN THE MORNING !

KYLE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO GET OUR WINNING TICKET STUB

BACK FROM KENNY !

HOW ?

A LADDER TO HEAVEN.

WE BUILD IT, CLIMB UP AND GET OUR WINNING TICKET BACK

FROM THAT ASSHOLE KENNY.

HEY, IF YOU BOYS ARE BUILDING A CLUBHOUSE

YOU SHOULD START WITH THE FLOOR.

WE'RE NOT BUILDING A CLUBHOUSE,

WE'RE BUILDING A LADDER TO HEAVEN.

A LADDER TO HEAVEN ? WHY, SON ?

BECAUSE WE WANNA SEE KENNY AGAIN.

OH... OH, THAT'S SO SWEET...

THAT'S THE SADDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

HEY, RANDY, CAN I BORROW YOUR--

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING ?

THE BOYS WANT TO SEE THEIR DEAD FRIEND KENNY AGAIN, JIMBO,

SO THEY'RE... BUILDING A LADDER TO HEAVEN.

AW...

KYLE, I THINK YOU'VE BOTHERED THE MARSHES ENOUGH.

NO, IT'S ALRIGHT, SHEILA, THE BOYS WERE JUST...

BUILDING A LADDER TO HEAVEN TO SEE THEIR OLD FRIEND KENNY.

A LADDER TO--

OH... OH GOSH...

OH, THAT'S SO TOUCHING.

TOM, I'M STANDING IN SOUTH PARK, COLORADO,

WHERE LAST DECEMBER, 8-YEAR-OLD KENNY McCORMICK

DIED OF A TERMINAL ILLNESS.

BUT NOW, THAT LITTLE BOY'S THREE CLOSEST FRIENDS

MISS THEIR FRIEND SO MUCH

THAT THEY ARE BUILDING A LADDER TO HEAVEN IN ORDER--

A LADDER TO HEAVEN IN ORDER TO TRY TO SEE HIM AGAIN.

IT'S SO SAD AND YET SO BEAUTIFUL, TOM.

HERE'S WHAT SOME PEOPLE HAD TO SAY.

WELL, OUR SON JUST SAID TO US

THAT HE REALLY NEEDED TO SEE HIS LITTLE FRIEND KENNY AGAIN

AND... AND THAT HE THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK IF HE...

BUILT A LADDER TO HEAVEN !

THEY JUST BELIEVE IN THEIR LITTLE HEARTS

THAT IT WILL WORK--

WE CAN'T TELL THEM IT WON'T, WE JUST CAN'T !

IT SHOWS HOW BEAUTIFUL THE INNOCENCE OF A CHILD REALLY IS.

A LADDER TO HEAVEN ? THAT'S STUPID.

THESE BOYS SYMBOLIZE HOW WE ALL FEEL ABOUT LOSS.

WHO ARE WE TO TELL THEM IT'S IMPOSSIBLE ?

TOM, PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE-- I'M SORRY--

PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY ARE COMING TO SEE THE LADDER,

FEELING A CONNECTION TO ITS SYMBOLISM AND BEAUTY.

EVEN COUNTRY SINGER ALAN JACKSON HAS SHOWN UP

WITH A SONG HE HAS WRITTEN ABOUT THE LADDER.

ALAN JACKSON IS OF COURSE THE MAN WHO WROTE THE SONG

"WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD STOPPED TURNING"

ABOUT THE TRAGEDIES ON SEPTEMBER 11th.

AND NOW HE'S HERE ONCE AGAIN TO CAPITALIZE ON PEOPLE'S EMOTIONS.

LET'S LISTEN IN.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SONG.

THANK YOU !

I HAVE A NEW C.D. OUT WITH ALL MY 9-11 SONGS

FOR SALE RIGHT HERE !

OH GOOD, CARTMAN'S BACK FROM THE JUNKYARD.

I FOUND THIS CAR SEAT IN MR. GARRISON'S CAR.

MR. GARRISON THREW AWAY HIS CAR ?

NO.

WHUU...

HURRY UP, KENNY, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL !

KENNY, DO YOU BY CHANCE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

TO MY PLAYBOYS ?

KENNY, ANSWER ME !

CARTMAN ? CARTMAN !

WHA, WHAT ?

DUDE, WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU ?!

I DON'T KNOW, IT'S LIKE MY BRAIN JUST KEEPS...

JACKING OFF.

MAYBE YOU'VE GOT BRAIN CANCER.

YOU THINK ?

DON'T GET CANCER ON THE LADDER, CARTMAN,

YOU'RE GONNA FALL OFF AND BREAK IT !

THE NATION IS RALLYING BEHIND THREE SWEET BOYS IN COLORADO

WHO ARE BUILDING A LADDER TO HEAVEN

TO BE WITH THEIR DEAD FRIEND.

IT'S MAKING AMERICANS START TO BELIEVE IN HEAVEN-- AGAIN.

WELL, WHEN I SEE HOW THIS LADDER HAS BROUGHT PEOPLE TOGETHER,

HOW IT HAS CHANGED AMERICA,

I MEAN, HOW CAN I NOT BELIEVE ?

DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN THE LADDER TO HEAVEN ?